RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

Yeah!
Go on Brian.
Be plastic no dicked Ken.
-laughs and hides in Mick's chest-
I'm gonna killed on my 19th Birthday.
-laughs-

-Laughs-
Okay fine.
-Puts microphone between and gets ready-
Okay Zacky, press play!
-Laughs-
-Looks at Brian-
And he is definitely not no dicked and plastic. Haha.

((*Gets lyrics up* LOL. Once upon a time I knew it off by heart. Now... not so much. Haha.))

You act like I don't know this.
-giggles and leans over-
Oh, I am a little tipsy.
-giggles again before pressing play-
Mick! Is that your penis I feel?
-giggles-

-Holds onto Zacky-
-Looks at Brian and Matt-
This should be entertaining...
They try and kill you Zacky, I'll... probably run and hide. Haha.
-Whispers-
But you might not wanna insult the pregnant man again, okay? It might attack.
-Laughs-
-Looks at Zacky-
And yes Zacky, that is my crotch, not the CD player.
-Laughs-

-Watches drunk Zacky and Mick-
Grr... damn me being decent and giving up alcohol for this pregnancy just because Brian has to, just to be a nice guy.
-Pouts-
I miss being drunk.
-Looks at Brian-
Then again, everytime we were we would just fool around and not remember the next day or some other shit. Haha.

Zacky, you of all people should no I'm no dickless.
*winks*
*laughs*
Although I haven't seen it in months, so who knows.

-Looks at Brian-
Well, you are the one who has to start.
-Laughs-
-Shifty eyes-
I know this song too well.
-Laughs again-
-Looks back at Zacky-
Do I have to dress up as barbie too? Cos if so I am not doing that.
We don't even have any blonde wigs anyway, so yeah.
-Shrugs-
-Shifty eyes again-

Mmm, booze got us to where we are today.
*toasts with orange juice*
TO ALCOHOL!
*hears song start*
[[I actually have it playing right now.]]
Oh yeah.
Ahem...
*puts on deep manly voice*
Hi Barbie!

-pokes Mick's crotch again-
Mmmm squishy.
-laughs and falls back off sofa-
-lands in a heap on the floor-
-crawls over to CD player like a soldier-
-presses play-
-hears music kick in-
WOOOOOOOOO!!!
-thrusts fists in the air and collaspes on the floor-

((I have Bullet For My Valentine! Damn now I wanna listen to it! That bad isn't it? Haha))

-Smiles-
Very true.
-Grins-
-Looks at Brian-
-Says in over enthusiastic voice-
HI KEN!!
-Laughs-

Wanna go for a ride?
ON MY HARD PLASTIC MANGINA?!
*winks exaggeratedly*

-Laughs at Zacky-
-Breathes-
Not squishy anymore.
-Grins-
-Stays on sofa-
Comfy down there Zacky?
-Laughs and looks back to Brian and Matt-
You two make one hot Barbie and Ken.
-Nods and laughs, drinking beer-

Brian wrote:

Wanna go for a ride?
ON MY HARD PLASTIC MANGINA?!
*winks exaggeratedly*

-Cracks up-
-Says in same, overly happy voice-
Sure Ken!!!!!
-Claps hands and jumps up and down happily-

((Seriously, image of Matt and Brian singing Barbie Girl together = LOLage! Haha))

-crawls back over to Mick-
-pulls self onto the sofa-
-sits next to Mick-
-looks at Mick-
I love yoooooooooooooooooooou.
-leans forward and kisses sloppily-

((The images... ))

HAHA!
Jump on...

*laughs*
How the fuck did pregnant Barbie get pregnant?
Oh my God, is that why she and Ken got divorced?
Coz she got up the duff?

Brian wrote:

HAHA!
Jump on...

*laughs*
How the fuck did pregnant Barbie get pregnant?
Oh my God, is that why she and Ken got divorced?
Coz she got up the duff?

-Laughs at Brian-
-Grins-
-Wraps arms around Brian-
-Sings in sweet, quiet, girly voice to Brian-
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world...
-Laughs-
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
-Moves head from side to side-
You can brush my hair,
-Runs hands through Brian's-
Undress me everywhere...
-Smiles and winks at-
-Takes own top off slowly (( ))
Imagination, ...
Life is your creation...
-Pokes stomach softly-

((Dude I have only just realised how dirty these lyrics are. Haha))

Zacky wrote:

-crawls back over to Mick-
-pulls self onto the sofa-
-sits next to Mick-
-looks at Mick-
I love yoooooooooooooooooooou.
-leans forward and kisses sloppily-

((The images... ))

-Kisses back-
Mmm... you taste of beer.
-Laughs-
Love you too.
-Kisses again-
-Turns head to laugh at Brian and Matt-

[[I KNEW HE WAS GONNA TAKE HIS TOP OFF AT THAT LINE!]]

*looks over torso*
*looks up at*
*smirks*
Come on, Barbie, let's go party...

[[How. Have. They. Made. This. Sexy?]]

-laughs at Matt's barbie girl-
-crashes head into Mick's lap, laughing-


((Almost easy lyrics.))

Brian wrote:

[[I KNEW HE WAS GONNA TAKE HIS TOP OFF AT THAT LINE!]]

*looks over torso*
*looks up at*
*smirks*
Come on, Barbie, let's go party...

[[How. Have. They. Made. This. Sexy?]]

((YERR!!
And they can make anything sexy ))

-Grins-
-Sings-
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world...
-Smiles at Brian-
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
-Waves hands around in camp manner-
you can brush my hair...
-Runs hands through Brian's hair again-
Undress me everywhere...
-Thinks-
-Takes jeans off-
-Laughs-
-Shrugs-
They say undress me! I have to abide!
-Stays in underwear-
-Grins-
Imagination, life is your creation...

-Smiles-

Zacky wrote:

-laughs at Matt's barbie girl-
-crashes head into Mick's lap, laughing-


((Almost easy lyrics.))

[[Just found those on a7x.
I'm liking.
Nice and straightforward.
NOT EMO!
Hurrah!
I was getting sick of flouncy flowery lyrics.]]

Zacky wrote:

-laughs at Matt's barbie girl-
-crashes head into Mick's lap, laughing-


((Almost easy lyrics.))

((LOL so much, that girl mentioned you in one of her comments Syn. Haha YOU'RE POPULARRRRRRRR))

[[Did she?
I love lovelickhump, she's one of my favourite people.
Speaking of:
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The one after Syn doing the "Shhhh." thing made me actually snort a little bit.]]

Mmm, you said "You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere."
So technically, I should be the one undressing you.
*smirks*
*looks down*
Well you do still have your boxers on.

-Grins-
Well, is there another undress me in the song?
Cos if so I suppose you kinda have to.
-Laughs-

((Ok these can NOT be the lyrics, they are WAY too wrong, But I have searched three times and they are the same...))

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world...
-Laughs and dances, singing in sweet, girly voice-
Dress me up,
-Looks at Brian-
Dont! I like being naked. Haha.
Make it tight,
-Widens eyes-
-Blinks-
-Shrugs-
-Grabs Brians ass-
Well, if that's what they say...
-Winks-
I'm your dolly...
-Sticks tongue out at-

((LOL. Love the captions, especially, the synchronised stagegasms LOL. And yes, I giggled some. LOL.))