RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

[[Every Saturday, M Shadows throws emo's on a bonfire and dances around it in war paint.

*closes page*
I'll behave.]]

*smiles*
Okay.
*grabs painkillers*
*helps out of room*
*hails cab outside hospital*
[[Coz they just appear like that.]]
*opens door*
*helps in*
*laughs softly*
It's weird me helping you with this.
*climbs in*
*gives address*
*shuts door*
*looks at*
You okay, babe?

-finishes cooking-
I hope them too don't mind cold pasta.
-laughs-
-serves up own and Mick's food-
-hands plate to-
There you go.
-takes bite-
Oh. By the way.
-sits at table-
Brian is on some anti-depressents, cos if the baby, and one of the side effects is extreme sexual arousal. So, if he makes a move on you or tries to rape you in your sleep, don't worry. It's just the pills. Oh and don't tell Matt about the pills having that side effect. He doesn't know.
-laughs-

-Gets into cab-
Yeah I'm fine.
-Smiles-
Just glad to be leaving that place, is all.
-Stares at-
And glad to be back with you.
-Smiles-
-Sits down while cab drives back to house-
-Looks at-
How about you?

(( Emma keeps eating her phone while on the phone with me. LOL.))

Brian wrote:

[[Every Saturday, M Shadows throws emo's on a bonfire and dances around it in war paint.

*closes page*
I'll behave.]]

((Dude. That website didn't work for me. Please post it again! LOL.))

Zacky wrote:

Brian wrote:

[[Every Saturday, M Shadows throws emo's on a bonfire and dances around it in war paint.

*closes page*
I'll behave.]]

((Dude. That website didn't work for me. Please post it again! LOL.))

[[Synyster Gates once raped a toothbrush.]]

((I think something happened to my dad at work today. He's saying he's gonna buy me guitar heroes 2 this week. LOL. When I want clothes or shoes, No. But a game that costs about £90, sure why not. I've told him I need a new bag for college, and I'm allowed to buy it!!! Woot!!

The Bag.

The other scary thing is, I am the queen of stationary right, I can't ever have too many pens or notepads. He's saying that I'll need to get a lot for college and that we will have to go out and buy some sketch books and shizz for my art stuff...

Somebody. Pinch me, I'm dreaming.))

Brian wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Brian wrote:

[[Every Saturday, M Shadows throws emo's on a bonfire and dances around it in war paint.

*closes page*
I'll behave.]]

((Dude. That website didn't work for me. Please post it again! LOL.))

[[Synyster Gates once raped a toothbrush.]]

((LOL. Thank you. Guess who I'm gonna put in it? ))

Matty wrote:

-Gets into cab-
Yeah I'm fine.
-Smiles-
Just glad to be leaving that place, is all.
-Stares at-
And glad to be back with you.
-Smiles-
-Sits down while cab drives back to house-
-Looks at-
How about you?

(( Emma keeps eating her phone while on the phone with me. LOL.))

Better now I have you back with me.
*smirks*
*rests head on shoulder*
We're such fucking pansies.
*laughs*

[[I just had this random idea on the loo, yay loo ideas! But Mick's not been with a girl for ages and he's bi, yeah... and Syn has boobs. I just have these images of Mick not being able to talk to Syn's face anymore, always talking to the boobs.]]

Zacky wrote:

((I think something happened to my dad at work today. He's saying he's gonna buy me guitar heroes 2 this week. LOL. When I want clothes or shoes, No. But a game that costs about £90, sure why not. I've told him I need a new bag for college, and I'm allowed to buy it!!! Woot!!

The Bag.

The other scary thing is, I am the queen of stationary right, I can't ever have too many pens or notepads. He's saying that I'll need to get a lot for college and that we will have to go out and buy some sketch books and shizz for my art stuff...

Somebody. Pinch me, I'm dreaming.))

[[STOP IIIIIIIT!
I was going to buy a PS2 and Guitar Hero II this week!!!
STOP INVADING MY BRIAN BRAIN!

Cute bag though!]]

Brian wrote:

[[I just had this random idea on the loo, yay loo ideas! But Mick's not been with a girl for ages and he's bi, yeah... and Syn has boobs. I just have these images of Mick not being able to talk to Syn's face anymore, always talking to the boobs.]]

((...Loo ideas rule! That is brilliant. haha.

"Curiousity killed the cat. But for a while, Zacky Vengeance was the suspect."

Thank you for this website. -kisses feet-))

((Good Idea!! LOL. Shall do once off phone!))

-Grins-
I don't care if we're pansies.
We're allowed to be.
-Smiles-
-Looks out of window-
Almost home... Finally...

((Oh my God! This one is just to perfect for the RPee.

"When acting, Zacky Vengeance has to use a stunt-double for crying scenes."
Hahaa NO!))

Brian wrote:

Zacky wrote:

((I think something happened to my dad at work today. He's saying he's gonna buy me guitar heroes 2 this week. LOL. When I want clothes or shoes, No. But a game that costs about £90, sure why not. I've told him I need a new bag for college, and I'm allowed to buy it!!! Woot!!

The Bag.

The other scary thing is, I am the queen of stationary right, I can't ever have too many pens or notepads. He's saying that I'll need to get a lot for college and that we will have to go out and buy some sketch books and shizz for my art stuff...

Somebody. Pinch me, I'm dreaming.))

[[STOP IIIIIIIT!
I was going to buy a PS2 and Guitar Hero II this week!!!
STOP INVADING MY BRIAN BRAIN!

Cute bag though!]]

((Blame my dad. Not me. LOL.
And thank you kindly. ))

-Laughs-
I won't tell him, I promise.
And this should be interesting.
-Looks at food-
-Eats-
Mmmm delicious, as usual.
-Grins-
Thankyou.

[[If you scroll down the page, there's about three on each one.
I'm laughing so hard I'm actually crying.

Synyster Gates created the Mona Lisa out of belly-button fluff.]]

*wraps arm around*
Yeah.
*kisses cheek*
*cab pulls up outside house*
*hands money to driver*
*opens door*
*climbs out*
*holds arms out*

Micky wrote:

-Laughs-
I won't tell him, I promise.
And this should be interesting.
-Looks at food-
-Eats-
Mmmm delicious, as usual.
-Grins-
Thankyou.

It should.
Even though things are all pretty normal.
-eats-
Thank you. I will have to go shopping for them one day this week.
Oh and I almost forgot. Brian's having a little girl, her name's going to be Ava.
How cute right?
You know what's cuter. We are gonna be her uncles!!
-sequeals-
-blushes-
Sorry.
-eats more-

((LOL. These are brilliant. I love the internet. haha.

"Zacky Vengeance is the only person in the world that can ejaculate over a baby elephant."
HAHAHAHAH!!!

"Zacky Vengeance can eat more chicken than a really black black man."
DUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH!!!

"Zacky Vengeance is banned from 27 different countries."
That explains the cancelltion of the UK tour. haha!))

(("Zacky Vengeance first suggested high-fives as a form of currency."

Ok. I'll stop now.... ))

-Gets out of car and follows out-
-Hugs-
Back. Finally.
-Smiles-
-Takes hold of hand and walks with towards house-
Thanks Brian. Thanks for coming to get me. Thanks for not hating me for doing it.
-Smiles and opens door-

(("If you cry, Zacky Vengeance gives you a bucket. Not for your tears, for your head. "
LOL. WTF?!

And...

"Zacky Vengeance once said to Alan Sugar, "You're fired!"
Hahaha!!!

Ok. I'll behave....soon.))

[[LoL! I knew there was a logical reason!

"Synyster Gates has a human pet in a cage." <---- Can I be his pet?

"It has been documented that Synyster Gates can bend the laws of time and space into cute balloon animals."

"What was going through the minds of all of Synyster Gates' victims before they died? A shoe."]]

(("The only thing that can kill Zacky Vengeance, are the tears of a hob goblin."

"Zacky Vengeance has an iPod rather than a brain."

"Zacky Vengeance invented all 32 letters of the alphabet."

"Every third sunday, Zacky Vengeance sacrifices unborn fetuses over a flaming pile of virgins."

"Zacky Vengeance was once spotted naked off the coast of Ireland."

Hehehehehee!!!))

((Off the phone FINALLY. Haha twas like over an hour.
*Eats dinner*
I MISSED ALL THE RANDOM FACTNESS

Haha ah well.
LOL, the random facts could give us ideas for the RP. LOL.
*Eats*))

(("Zacky Vengeance created midgets as portable footstools."

JOHNNY!!!! HAHAHA!!))

Matty wrote:

-Gets out of car and follows out-
-Hugs-
Back. Finally.
-Smiles-
-Takes hold of hand and walks with towards house-
Thanks Brian. Thanks for coming to get me. Thanks for not hating me for doing it.
-Smiles and opens door-

I could never hate you, you should know that by now.
*laughs softly*
*calls*
Okay, lovebirds, we're back!
Wipe up your cum, cover your dicks, we're way too fragile to deal with it all right now.