RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

[[Oh, surprise surprise, I'm most like Syn.
In my defense, questions like "You practice an instrument a lot because you love it" and "Do you like electric guitars?" were bound to influence.
Ah well, I'm not complaining!]]

Me either.
Nine fucking months... oh my god...
-Kisses back-
-Hears voice from behind-
-Frowns-
Fuck off!! Can't you see I am busy?!
-Goes back to kissing Brian-
-Strokes hair and ignores person behind-

Micky wrote:

Haha aww!!
Ermm... pasta?
-Laughs-
I don't know, you have always been the cook, I have just been the... taster.
-Grins-
And I have tasted you.
-Walks towards and wraps arms around-
And you taste good.
-Winks-
-Kisses-

Mmmmm... So do you.
Haha, I know that it's pasta.
I just gotta find some in this kitchen.
-sighs and searches cupboard again-
Ahhh-hhha!!
-pulls out packet of pasta-
-checks date-
And it's in date!
We are gonna eat tonight!
-laughs and starts cooking-

((Your A7x bed buddy (wink wink) is... Zacky Vengeance, the rhythm guitarist
You two decide to do your thing this way: Rear-Entry
You eventually marry... Zacky Vengeance, the rhythm guitarist
Do you love each other? Yes
He fathers __ child(ren) with you 6
Your first born is... A girl

YAY!
I think. LOL.))

((BRB. FOOD!!!))

-Laughs-
Yay! Hahaha.
-Looks from door-
So... how are they two? How big is Brian?
-Laughs-

*kisses back*
*laughs*
No guy's ever been this public with me. Then again Matt would probably fuck me right here, right now if he could.
*turns around*
*turns back to Matt*
That'd be your doctor.

*waves discharge papers*
Just need some signatures, Matt.

-Scowls-
FINE!
-Sighs and snatches piece of paper off doctor-
-Takes pen and signs-
Done. Okay, can I go back to what I was doing now?
-Turns to Brian-
-Kisses again passionately-
-Moans into kiss, stroking Brian's hair-
-Hears cough come from behind-
-Groans-
WHAT?

Um... just we kinda need the bed and...
*puts paper bag by door*
*nods down to*
Painkillers and...
*smiles*
Any problems just call and...
Yeah, I can see I'm interrupting.
*walks out*

*turns back to Matt*
Is that why they're all scared of you?
*laughs*
Honestly Matt, no wonder I'm your only friend.

-Pulls towards-
Fuck you Brian.
-Laughs and kisses-
And I have been away from you for longer than I have in months.
I am allowed to be like this.
-Smiles-
-Groans and gets out of bed-
JUST when it was getting comfortable.
-Turns around and bends over to get clothes from chair-
-Cracks up and stands up-
Sorry, forgot this stupid gown thing was backless.
-Laughs-
Ah well, gave you a beautiful view of my ass.
-Giggles and goes towards clothes-
Wanna help me get changed?
-Smirks-

((WOW The Bled and The Gallows are also on TOC according to Rock Sound! Wow! I don't like them much BUT STILL.))

*smirks*
I knew there was a reason I liked hospital gowns.
*licks lips*
*pouts*
You mean I have to help you put on clothes?
That's no fun.
*gets up*
*walks over to*
*helps pull off gown*
*eyes trail down to dick*
Fuck you have no idea how tempted I am to suck you off right now.
*laughs*
But knowing our luck, poor weak-hearted Ethel would end up needing this room and the hotness would kill her.

I hate these gowns... so... unflattering.
-Laughs-
-Smirks-
I'm not stopping you...
If someone walks in then that's their own fault.
-Grins-
Certainly would take my mind off that nurse...
-Shivers-
-Stays naked in cubicle with curtains around-

[[If Synyster Gates was god, there would be no such thing as Atheism.
Pornography was invented to please Synyster Gates.
Synyster Gates likes to run after the bullets that missed him.
In Spanish, 'Synyster Gates'd' means 'Basically in a Coma'.
Synyster Gates occasionally walks up the down escalator.

And the best of the lot:
Synyster Gates is the new black.

I like this website]]

Micky wrote:

-Laughs-
Yay! Hahaha.
-Looks from door-
So... how are they two? How big is Brian?
-Laughs-

-carries on cooking-
He's not that big.
He's... got a bump and... he's got...-coughs- boobs.
-carries on cooking pasta-

The bad thing is, you and I both know I would.
*laughs*
But we'd better get back.
Stop Zacky and Mick wearing out the springs on our spare bed.
*smiles*
*drops to knees and kisses tip of cock*
Promise I'll make it up to you later.

-Laughs-
Boobs?? Haha awesome!!
-Comes behind and looks at cooking-
Looking good!
-Grins-

-Glares at-
Bitch.
But okay... later then.
-Smiles-
And yeah, I suppose we have to get back.
-Sighs-
No fair. For once I actually wanna stay.
-Moans-

[[When they say that looks can kill, They talk about Synyster Gates.
Synyster Gates does not sleep. Synyster Gates waits.
Synyster Gates is rich in omega-3.
Sometimes Synyster Gates uses ninja powers to fight bananas.
Synyster Gates once beat Chuck Norris in a synchronized roundhousing contest.

Stop me now before I spend all night looking through all of theses facts. They're funny as fuck.]]

Aww babe, it'll be better for the wait.
*laughs*
Besides, we're gonna need some way of drowing them out tonight.
*smirks*
And you're injured so you'll need to save your energy.
*stands up*
Now... how are we going to do this?

((My house is mad right now, I am on the phone to Emma and Becky came in my room with a waterpistol thing and threatened to squirt half naked Matt.
I tried to fight back with Hair Moose.
Didn't work.

Matt is all wet now. ))

-Grumbles-
I suppose...
-Sighs and bends back down to picks up clothes-
-Starts to put on clothes-
-Moans while moving body-
Fuck...
-Moans and tries to move again-
Dammit, I'm so bruised...

It's okay.
*helps with boxers and jeans*
*pulls up*
*laughs*
This really is weird.
*buttons up*
*strokes chest*
You okay?
Is the pain that bad?

-Whimpers slightly from pain of putting clothes on-
-Smiles up at-
Naa... I'm fine.
-Smiles weakly-
-Breathes-
Okay... let's go...

((Me and Emma are both listening to Burn It Down at the same time in different time.... listening out for thr HRGH that he makes in this as well as THE IRON BRU SONG (Aka Trashed And Scattered) Mooharhar))