RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

-comes back into kitchen with plastic bags-
Ok. I went back to mine because there was nothing on TV.
-laughs-
-puts bags on the table-
-wipes sweat from brow and breaths-
Theres some of my old baby stuff in there, and some of my cousins. She's like 5 now, so it's not that old.
Mom said you can have anything you like, as long as I left my first ever shoes and at least one babygrow.
-shrugs-
Just...yeah.
-smiles at-
You sorted things out yet? Or do you want somemore privacy?
And, I'll be leaving you tomorrow since my mum is back. Unless you want me to stay for anything.

-Smiles at Zacky-
WOW thanks Zacky!
You can stay for as long as you want, we don't mind you being here, we enjoy your company.
-Grins-
But okay.
And naa, we're fine, you can join us. Fuck privacy. We are having a baby! Haha, we might aswell kiss privacy goodbye.
-Smiles-

[[I was being pounced on, that didn't make sense, heh.
No, Matt imagines this whole alternate life while he's in hospital after having the shit kicked out of him. But we all play our own parts.]]

*kisses*
I couldn't hate you if I tried.
*smiles*
*sees Zacky's bag of tricks*
Aw, thanks Zee.

It's no problem. Some of the stuff in there is really nice too.
Oh and there's a photo album of little Zacky that I thought would lighten the mood for you two.
-smiles at-
I might stay for a little while then.
I need to get you two into shape for little Ava here, take you food shopping and make you buy fruit and veg and no junk.
-gasps-
I know, right?! Shock horror!
-laughs-

{{Oohh! Okay then Does that work? *Thinks* Yer, We'll see how it goes. Haha.}}

-Smiles at-
Thanks so much Brian.
Thanks for understanding.
-Turns to Zacky-
But how about you?
Do you hate me?

-looks at Matt-
I'm not happy with you.
But, it was kinda my own fault.
You can read the note later.
-sits down with-
I can't be assed to go through all the things that happened to me last night...
-shudders remembering-

Zacky wrote:

It's no problem. Some of the stuff in there is really nice too.
Oh and there's a photo album of little Zacky that I thought would lighten the mood for you two.
-smiles at-
I might stay for a little while then.
I need to get you two into shape for little Ava here, take you food shopping and make you buy fruit and veg and no junk.
-gasps-
I know, right?! Shock horror!
-laughs-

-Raises brow-
YOU need to get ME in shape?
-Laughs and takes top off- ((LOL))
Me and Brian already have our great get in shape workout type thing alllll planned out anyway. Haha.
-Laughs-

*pulls out photo album*
Oh wow!
*pokes Matt*
He meant to be parents, numbnuts.
Our fridge is stocked with twinkies, chocolate and beer.

-nods to Brian-
Exactly.
-sits on Matt's lap-
It's all very well being the hard -smacks Matt's chest- muscle man.
But, you need to eat right too, and show that off to little Ava too.
-nods-
So, I'm gonna turn you into a right little house wife, Martha.
-smirks-

((Erm... You know we said about Matt and Brian dressing up as Santa Claus for little Ava. Erm...

Spoiler:

-Laughs-
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
Without my beer, cheeselogs and chocolate I am nothing.
I'm not eating fucking vegetables!! She can, I'm not!
Pft, fuck that.
I will be a good enough parent, I don't need to eat rabbit food to know how to look after a kid.

Zacky wrote:

((Erm... You know we said about Matt and Brian dressing up as Santa Claus for little Ava. Erm...

Spoiler:

((LOL, that is EXACTLY what it is gonna be like. Haha.))

[[LoL!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! They've taken Almost Easy off YouTube! Knew I should have ripped it when I had the chance.]]

*doesn't look up from photo album*
Matt, you're going to set a good example for our daughter.
Awww.
*points at picture of little Zacky in high heels with lipstick all over face*
You were gay even then!!!

-Peers over photo album-
-Grins-
I have never done that before. Haha.
-Looks at Brian-
And pft, I plan on setting a good example for her, by teaching her to be a sweet, kind, polite girl.
Not a healthy rabbit.
-Nods-
Besides, my parents fed me junk food, which they also ate.
And I turned out just fine.

-rolls eyes-
I didn't say you'd have to eat it.
But do you really want little Ava to be fat, Matt?
Besides, you can make good food with vegetables.
Most of that was in your meal last night was.
I should know, I cooked it.
-laughs-
-looks over Brian's shoulder-
-sees picture-

Spoiler:

Oh God no!
I picked up the baby album. I thought that one was the...other one.


((It had to be done.))

Matty, if you want to look like that for years to come, you might want to start eating healthy too.
I do it.
Sometimes...
I don't want her to end up getting sick, or breaking out or anything if I can help it. Okay?
*smiles*
*sees picture Zacky's looking at*
Awwww, you were so damn cute!!!

Oh.
Well, Ava can be healthy. I'm not gonna be so much though.
Sorry, you can't expect me to be healthy. It's not who I am. I won't be satifyed with eating a little carrot stick for my dinner, you know?
I want her to be beautiful and radiant, and yeah, a healthy young girl.
-Smiles-
So yeah, lots of healthy food for her, I guess.
-Looks at Brian-
-Pokes chest-
But for the few few months it's just this stuff.
-Laughs-
-Looks at picture of Zacky-
Awww!! Cute.
-Grins-
And yeah, I know.
-Sighs-
I can try and eat a little more healthily, I suppose.
-Shrug-

Oh God.
Brian's gonna explode.
-laughs-
-pokes Matt-
And don't be such a kid ok.
Vegetables can taste good too, just cos your mom probably boiled the life out of them when you were younger. You probably just have a complex.
-laughs-

((BRB. Dinner.))

Matty, we have to get her a kitten!!!
*grins*
I mean, lookit!
*laughs*
Awww.
I'm not saying you have to never eat the good stuff again, we should just make sure she's got a healthy balanced diet. No cheese surprise for dinner.
*turns to Zacky*
Mozzerella balls covered in melted cheese with parmesan on top and Squee-Z-Cheeze on the side.

-Looks at Brian-
Yeah, we can have a little kitten here! Haha, I love cats! And... pft there is nothing wrong with cheese surprise!
-Smiles-
And with the food then... whatever.
-Shrugs-
-Looks from Zacky to Brian-
Something is up. It feels like they aren't telling me something.
-Looks at Zacky-
And he is being a better dad that I am.
-Stands up from sofa-
Uhh, I uh, I am gonna go sort out my face, okay? Try and see if I can do anything to make it look a little better, and... stuff.
-Smiles and heads out of room-

Awww, I can just see it now.
Ava dressing the kitten up, pushing it around in a little pram and...
*grins*
It'll be so cute!!!
Um... okay Matty...
*turns to Zacky*
Does he seem off to you?

-Walks intp bedroom-
-Examines eye in mirror-
-Sighs-
-Goes over to bed-
-Sees note-
-Reads-
-Whispers-
So that is why he was so mad at me... fuck.
-Goes back into mirror and looks into-
-Doesn't look at bruise-
-Looks at self-
I really do hate myself sometimes.
-Laughs-
What did I even come up here for anyway? To get away from Brian and Zacky?
-Shakes head-
No way. I love Brian. Zacky is my best friend. I'm not getting sick of them or anything.
-Sighs-
Then why did I have to leave?
Cos when Brian and Zacky get close you get jealous and scared they might do something?
-Shakes head-
No. Brian would never, ever cheat on me.
Then why is one of your worst fears that happening?
That isn't my worse fear.
-Sits on bed and remembers dream-
-Whispers-
THAT is my worst fear.
-Looks at engagement ring-
-Smiles slightly-

He does seem a little off.
-looks upstairs-
You want me to go talk to him?
Or shall we wait until he comes down and talk about it together?
-looks back at photo album-
-laughs softly-
I loved that kitten. I took him every where with me.
-smiles to self-

[[Awww, poor Matty.]]