RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

*grins*
Ava Zacketta Haner.
*talks to belly*
Hear that, you've got a name now, Ava.
*smiles*
*rubs belly*
Stir fry?
Aw, Zee, you didn't have to.
But I'm glad you did coz I'll be fucked if I'm cooking.

-Grins-
Okay Zacky!! You start that, there is something I gotta do...
-Bites lip-
I'll be right back, okay?

It's easy. I make all the time for myself so...
-walks into kitchen-
-starts to cook-
-yells out to-
Should be ready in like 5 minutes.
-puts on water for noodles-
Oh Brian. Have you taken your pill today?

Matty wrote:

{{Syn, you are the almighty smart one, with HP, how come the Elder Wand rightfully belonged to Draco Malfoy?
Me, Lily and Beth all didn't understand it...}}

[[Coz it was an interesting plot twist? I'm not actually sure.]]

Okay babe.
*thinks*
No, I don't think I have actually.
*laughs*
Guess I was just too caught up in the whole 'waking Matt up' and seeing Ava and...
*smiles to self*
I'll take it with this.

-Smiles-
-Fishes phone out of pocket quickly-
-Mutters-
C...
-Finds in phone book-
-Calls-
Hey Corey?
-Runs upstairs quickly-
-Walks into bedroom-

Last night he told me to phone him around now. He didn't know whether or not his guard will be back, he didn't know what time he'd need me in...

Brian wrote:

Matty wrote:

{{Syn, you are the almighty smart one, with HP, how come the Elder Wand rightfully belonged to Draco Malfoy?
Me, Lily and Beth all didn't understand it...}}

[[Coz it was an interesting plot twist? I'm not actually sure.]]

{{We found out!

Later, Draco is revealed to have been the unwitting master of the Elder Wand (after Dumbledore) as he had disarmed Dumbledore prior to his death. Since the allegiance of the Elder Wand passes to whomever disarms its former owner, this meant that once Harry had disarmed Draco, mastery of the Wand lay in Harry's hands (despite the fact that Malfoy had never even actually held the Elder Wand; somehow, it "knew" that Harry had disarmed Malfoy, though it was of Malfoy's own wand rather than the more powerful Elder Wand). This prevented Voldemort from accessing the Wand's full power, and when Voldemort attempted to attack Harry, the Wand, recognizing Harry as its true master, caused the spell to rebound and kill Voldemort instead.

YERRRRR!!!

I wrote that myself.
Ahem.
Okay maybe not. LOL.}}

-cooks and frys chicken-
What would you do without me, uh?
-laughs-
So, you didn't try and hump the doctor then?
-looks around at Brian-

I would probably starve.
Heh.
I didn't try to hump the doctor.
*smirks*
Matt already had.
She was one of his ex-girlfriends.
That was interesting.

-looks around at-
Really?
Oh my God. Matt dated a woman?!
-laughs-
-puts noodles into water-
Well, was she hot? Like, in a gay man's opinion, was she like... how do you put it?
-thinks-

Hey Matt! What's up?

You, uhh, wanted me to phone to see when I was needed tonight?

Oh yeah, of course, erm, normal time again then tonight Matt, you'll be the only one on again. It's not going to be all that busy tonight, I expect. We have nothing booked, but who knows with the people who will just turn up. Haha.

Okay, so I am on my own again? Okay...
Awesome. Not that much hard work and it means I can earn more money...
Thanks Corey!


No problem. See you later!!

-Smiles and snaps phone shut-
-Puts into pocket and walks downstairs back into the kitchen-
Hey! Sorry, I, uhh, just had to go to the bathroom.
-Smiles-

Matt dated a few women when he was in denial.
*laughs*
Hard to believe now though.
She was pretty hot.
*smiles*
Too much *gestures to chest* and not enough *gestures to crotch* in my opinion though.
*laughs*
We went to school with her, she was one of the punk/biker girls.
Every guy wanted her... she ended up with the gay one.

-nods-
Like my friend Trish then.
-finishes up cooking-
-throws noodles in the wok and stirs all together-
Hey Matt.
Just in time.
-puts on dishes-
-takes over to Matt and Brian-
-gets own plate and starts to dig in-
Mmm...good.

-Hears conversation-
You talking about me?
-Grins-
And yeah... haha I have had sex with a lot of girls.
Seriously.
I never really had a steady relationship when I was younger, usually just seducing girls just to prove to myself that I could. Had sex with them while thinking of Brian and then... just kinda stopped when I was like, eighteen when I finally realised I was gay.
Ha, took long enough.
-Rolls eyes-
So yeah. It definitely was awkward with Morgan today. Specially cos of all the things I...
-Shivers-
Did with her. Oh god...
-Gets given plate-
But yeah, I won't put you off your food. Haha.
-Eats-
Mmm... delicious Zacky.

-sits on counter and eats-
Mmm... Have never actually done anything with a girl.
-shrugs-
So, I wouldn't know.
Apart from the boob grabbage of my friend.
-laughs-

((I WANT!!!))

-Eats-
You are probably lucky then.
Bad. Memories.
-Grins and eats-

((Wow awesome!! They're purdy! LOL.))

Matty wrote:

((Wow awesome!! They're purdy! LOL.))

((Yep! Ebay is just reminding me how poor I am. LOL.))

*takes pill*
*digs into food*
I've never been with a woman.
I kissed one when I was about 15, just coz Matty here decided I shouldn't knock it til I tried it.
*laughs*
But I didn't enjoy it.
I knew I was gay, why did I need to bother experimenting?

((BRB. Dinner. Just pretned Zacky is eating, and not talking or something. LOL. Laterz.))

I have no idea.
I am just glad you didn't like it. Haha.
-Smiles-
Cos if so, who knows where we'd be now.
Haha.
-Finishes eating-
-Puts in dishwasher-
-Smiles again-

*smirks*
Well, I wouldn't be pregnant.
I'd probably have a wife and kids which she carried and you'd be pining over me from afar, trying to remind me of my brief stint as the gay kid.
*smiles at*
I think I prefer it this way.
*adds plate to dishwasher*
That was great Zacky.

[[That could be interesting, a random AU fantasy/dream sort of thing with a straight married Syn and pining Matt. Matt managing to turn Syn even in that reality because they were destined to be together. I mean included in this RP, obviously. Something to do if we ever get bored.]]

-Laughs-
Probably. Like you being straight would stop me from loving you. Haha.
-Looks at clock-
-Looks back at Brian-
So, what do you wanna do now?

Brian wrote:

[[That could be interesting, a random AU fantasy/dream sort of thing with a straight married Syn and pining Matt. Matt managing to turn Syn even in that reality because they were destined to be together. I mean included in this RP, obviously. Something to do if we ever get bored.]]

{{Yeah that sounds cool!! Urm, what as? I am confused, like someone's dream? Or them just thinking aboot it randomly? Meh, I don't know, write now I am writing out Matt's night in the strip club cos I never get to, cos my mom turns off the internet before I can. Haha.}}

Stare at our baby?
*smiles*
Our baby.
*laughs*
I love that.
Or we could maybe discuss the wedding and everything?
I mean, we got engaged almost a month ago and we haven't actually done anything about it yet.
Aside from celebrate.
*smirks*