RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

You had better not. One Brian is enough, I can not handle two!
-Laughs-
But yeah, not that there is anything wrong with the mourning Zacky. We can't expect you to be your old hyper self all the time now can we?
-Smiles and ruffles hair-
Fuck I really am turning into a dad or something, huh?
-Laughs-
And good, cos I sure can't deal with him sometimes. I'll hide while you look after him, okay?

-sighs-
It's gonna get worse before it gets better.
And you know, that whenever you two want some alone time.
-winks-
I'll look after little baby for you. I love babies, well kids, since I'm always the one that has to look after them at family do's.
-smiles-
Yep. You really are getting old, Pa.
-laughs-
I'll be back to myself as soon as you know it. I just need to keep pre-occupied.

-Gasps-
I am not getting old!!!
-Blinks-
Am I? I mean, I'm still attractive, right? Would you do me if you could?
-Shakes head-
Sorry.
Well, you know what I meant.
Fuck, I'm not old!! Am I?
-Bites lip-
A...And yeah thanks Zacky.
-Laughs slightly-
And alone time? Pft, going near Brian naked is a fucking death wish. He also seems to think we can't even have sex, so yeah.
-Shrugs-
He would also chop off my dick if he could. He has it in for it. He thinks his pregnancy is all my dicks fault.
Which I guess is true, but still.
-Laughs-

Maybe I could try and research with him today about sex and pregnancy.
I'm sure you can still go it.
-shrugs-
And no, you aren't getting old, I was only teasing.
I would do you if I could. Hell, you saw the video last month.
Shit, why did I bring that up again?
-laughs uneasily-
Erm...

Oh thank god.
-Widens eyes-
Not that it's a good thing that you still would or anything...
Fuck why does this always keep happening with us?
I am just... you know, glad that I still have it, or whatever.
-Laughs nervously-
And yeah, I saw the tape. Wouldn't have thought you'd have enjoyed my...
-Shakes head and shuts up quickly-
-Coughs-
Ahem, and I don't know. I'm not even sure if I would want to with him, I mean, I love him and all but seriously, I'd think right at this point now, in the mood he is always in, plus the extra weight... I don't think the sex would be all that fun. Haha.

And yeah, I did enjoy...I like bottoming, with I had the chance to with Mick before he left.
Well this is awkward...
Just try and keep the conversation on something else, anything else.
-stares wide eyed at-
And you said you would love him no matter what.
But don't worry, I won't say a word to him.

-Laughs-
It's not like I don't love him or anything, just he can be kinda scary nowadays. But it's the hormones, I know that.
Still doesn't stop me hiding from him though. Haha.
-Breaks eye contact-
Well,
-Cough-
The offer is still up from what I said that day, about the real thing...
SHIT! No, I did NOT just say that! Fuck! Please let him think I was only joking...

Yeah. It will get better soon, I'll sure.
-smiles-
And yeah, I know the offer is still there...
I just...yeah.
-smiles weakly-
Oh God, what am I saying?!

-Smiles-
I hope it will.
-Looks away-
-Says quietly-
The offer is there, if you...
Oh god...
If you want to....
Matty, shut the fuck up...
-Says quickly-
Then you know where I am.
-Widens eyes-
Fuck, do you know when to shut up Matt?
-Coughs-
I think I hear Brian waking up...
-Gets up from sofa-
Uh, yeah...
-Runs upstairs away from-

-watches Matt leave-
What the hell was that about?
I'm so confused, what did he mean? Did he mean like as the foursome or, just me and him.
I'm so confused.

Five Hours Later, and Zacky is curled up on the sofa trying to ignore the yells of Brian from upstairs.

-Is circling block in car pretending to spend hours out buying Brian a cheeselog-
He has some fucked up cravings...
-Shakes head-
It's not that mean, Zacky loves all this shit, he's handling this fine... I think.
-Drives passed house-
Should I go in yet?
-Bites lip and looks at house-
Well, I've already been out for four hours buying this, I suppose I had better get back...
-Sighs and pulls into driveway-
-Steps out of car and carries bag of twenty cheeselog's-
-Walks into house-
-Sees Zacky on couch-
Uh... hi Zacky.
-Blushes-

-turns around-
-smiles weakly at-
Oh Hey Matt.
Erm, Cheeselogs?
-looks at confused-
Oh God, that looks like the...don't even think about it...
-bites lip-

-Coughs-
Yeah...
-Itches back of neck-
They're for Brian... you know, his cravings and all...
-Doesn't look directly at-
Uhm... how are you? Brian been hormonal much?
-Laughs slightly-
Sorry about leaving you with him, I just... had to get away, you know?
-Smiles at-

-Fiddles with fingers-
-Talks to feet-
He's just been kinda yelling...
-Laughs-
I have just been ignoring him, cos most of the time he wants you.
-Shrugs-
-Says quietly but awkwardly-
Matt... what did you mean earlier by.. umm... what you said before you left?
-Looks up at for answer-

Fuck he didn't forget... damn...
-Doesn't make eye contact-
Uhh...
-Shrugs-
I don't know, I just wanted to let you know what could happen...
-Closes eyes-
Dammit, why can't I just shut up about this?
I'm sorry I mentioned it...

Wait, what do you mean what could happen?
What are you saying?
Do you want to...erm...sleep with me or something?
Shit! Why the hell did you ask that? Of course that is not what he meant, he was just reaching out to you.
Why do you want to anyways? You have a boyfriend who you a trying to make long distance relationship with. Why are you trying to spoil all this for yourself?
Can't you just leave things alone?

-Blinks-
Umm... I don't know.
-Shrugs-
I mean, Brian is driving me crazy... you're there and like, the thing with the camera and... I always have said that I would with you, I was just saying that the offer is up.
I don't know, I'm sorry I even mentioned it now if it is causing all this.
-Looks at feet-
I'm just saying Zacky, if you ever wanted to... then I wouldn't say no.

NOOO!! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT? YOU FOOL!!! YOU ARE GOING TO MESS EVERYTHING UP, PLUS ZACKY'LL PROBABLY HATE YOU FOR EVEN MENTIONING IT TO HIM. HE SEE'S YOU AS A BROTHER, NOT A FUCK BUDDY!!

Uhh...
Shit.

[[-Hops in- Helloooo everyone! =]]

Shit, what do you say?
I don't want to say anything stupid or that'll I'll regret or that will make Brian hate me.
Erm...No.
I'm sorry but I can't do this.
I..I...
I gotta go.
-gets up from the couch-
-grabs coat and stuff from the side-
I'm sorry...

((Uhh, hey Bree!! I thought you weren't gonna come on...))

Uhh, it's okay Zacky, I wasn't saying you had to, it's just like, an option, you know?
-Smiles weakly-
And... okay. Please don't leave because of me and what I have said though... But...
-Shrugs-
Like I said, if things are going to be awkward between us and there be tension then I'm so sorry I even mentioned anything.
-Bites lip-
Don't tell Brian anything, okay?

((We have decided, well Chloe has at least (this is JO talking) Uh, that we are the PowerPuff Girls.
Syn, you're Blossom. Because you are level headed and the leader.
I (JO) am apparently Bubbles because she is blonde and is like " PUPPIES!!!1!1!one!!1
Chloe is Buttercup because according to Chloe she is a bitch and always angry. Haha.

See we're cool, we think of stuff like this.
Chloe says it makes sense.
-Nods-))


What? You really think that I would tell Brian that I want you to fuck me into the couch?
Matt.
-pulls on jacket-
I have to go before I say something that I'll regret.
I'm sorry.
-bites lip and walks towards door-

Matty wrote:

((Uhh, hey Bree!! I thought you weren't gonna come on...))

Uhh, it's okay Zacky, I wasn't saying you had to, it's just like, an option, you know?
-Smiles weakly-
And... okay. Please don't leave because of me and what I have said though... But...
-Shrugs-
Like I said, if things are going to be awkward between us and there be tension then I'm so sorry I even mentioned anything.
-Bites lip-
Don't tell Brian anything, okay?

[[Meh, I'm bored... and it's fucking boiling outside xD]]

-Runs towards Zacky-
-Grabs arm-
Zacky! I'm sorry! I don't want things to be weird between us, I really, really don't.
Don't leave now when it's like this between us, we have to sort it out, we have to make it okay...
-Looks into eyes for first time since coming back-

Frankie wrote:

Matty wrote:

((Uhh, hey Bree!! I thought you weren't gonna come on...))

Uhh, it's okay Zacky, I wasn't saying you had to, it's just like, an option, you know?
-Smiles weakly-
And... okay. Please don't leave because of me and what I have said though... But...
-Shrugs-
Like I said, if things are going to be awkward between us and there be tension then I'm so sorry I even mentioned anything.
-Bites lip-
Don't tell Brian anything, okay?

[[Meh, I'm bored... and it's fucking boiling outside xD]]

((IT IS HERE TOO!! Chloe made me walk around outside. I had to stop like 5 times and sit down, that is how unfit I am. Haha.
How are you?))

Matty wrote:

Frankie wrote:

Matty wrote:

((Uhh, hey Bree!! I thought you weren't gonna come on...))

Uhh, it's okay Zacky, I wasn't saying you had to, it's just like, an option, you know?
-Smiles weakly-
And... okay. Please don't leave because of me and what I have said though... But...
-Shrugs-
Like I said, if things are going to be awkward between us and there be tension then I'm so sorry I even mentioned anything.
-Bites lip-
Don't tell Brian anything, okay?

[[Meh, I'm bored... and it's fucking boiling outside xD]]

((IT IS HERE TOO!! Chloe made me walk around outside. I had to stop like 5 times and sit down, that is how unfit I am. Haha.
How are you?))

[[Grrrrrr all this hot weather needs to go away!!! How long until winter?? Ha, I'm fine, just bored out of my mind.
These new smilies are... interesting... o.O]]