RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

Synyster Gates;]] [I'm A Fucking Pregnant Man! Nothing About This Is Normal!] [Brian&&Matt4EVA] says: [[Insert linkage here]]

Synyster Gates;]] [I'm A Fucking Pregnant Man! Nothing About This Is Normal!] [Brian&&Matt4EVA] says: Paranoid? What would you be paranoid about? You don't need to be, maybe his mom gave him an internet ban or something. *Shrugs*

Synyster Gates;]] [I'm A Fucking Pregnant Man! Nothing About This Is Normal!] [Brian&&Matt4EVA] says: I'm sure everything is fine Zacky =]

Zacky::Status:Alone:((( says: Yeah. She does do that a lot.
Zacky::Status:Alone:((( says: I don't know.
Zacky::Status:Alone:((( says: I just miss him like crazy. I want to hold him again.

Synyster Gates;]] [I'm A Fucking Pregnant Man! Nothing About This Is Normal!] [Brian&&Matt4EVA] says: LOL! Something wrong with me Zack? Don't worry, Brian'll be back soon.

-Sighs-
Zacky still hasn't been completely okay around me in ages. I don't even know what I have done. Just... it always seems like he'd rather be with Brian. I guess that's understandable after everything, but still...

*looks at self in mirror*
*strokes hand over slightly swollen belly*
*grins*
You're gonna be so perfect.
*washes hands*
*heads back into bedroom*
*yawns*
*lays out on bed*
*rests head on Matt's arm, looking at screen*
You can type for me now, I'm too tired.
*smiles*
I'm sure Mick'll call him soon, he's probably just had trouble getting away from his mom for long enough.
*looks up at Matt*
Right? I mean, Mick wouldn't fool around with someone else while he was still in love with Zee, would he? He's a good guy.

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Synyster Gates;]] [I'm A Fucking Pregnant Man! Nothing About This Is Normal!] [Brian&&Matt4EVA] says: I'm so sorry Zacky!!

Synyster Gates;]] [I'm A Fucking Pregnant Man! Nothing About This Is Normal!] [Brian&&Matt4EVA] says: Wanna come here tonight? You can hold Brian!! Haha, he needs holding! He can kinda strangle you during the night or slap you if you let go of him, but still! Haha, three people could fit in here, easy. Well, Brian's classed as two really...

Synyster Gates;]] [I'm A Fucking Pregnant Man! Nothing About This Is Normal!] [Brian&&Matt4EVA] says: Don't tell him I said that, he'll kill me. Haha.

Mick wouldn't.
-Shakes head-
He really, really wouldn't. It's got to be something to do with his mom or something else, I don't know.
I don't think he'll ever forget about Zacky and move on. If anyone of them were to do that, I'd have guessed Zacky over Mick.
Mick has been in love with Zacky far too long to move on that quickly.

*scowls at Matt*
Well if you're just going to insult me, I'm going to sleep.
*rolls over*
*closes eyes*
*huffs*
*stays quiet for a few minutes*
*rolls back*
I got lonely.
*pouts*

Zacky::Status:Alone:((( says: You sure it's Ok?
Zacky::Status:Alone:((( says: I could really do with a hug.
Zacky::Status:Alone:((( says: Since mum's away on business.
Zacky::Status:Alone:((( says: I'll be there shortly?

In bed with them two? Are you mad? You haven't had any sexual touches in over two weeks. You are bond to get a boner...

*types sloppily*
Synyster Gates;]] [I'm A Fucking Pregnant Man! Nothing About This Is Normal!] [Brian&&Matt4EVA] says: Of course it's ok!!! Matty's teasing me, you can keep me company.

-Laughs and hugs Brian-
You are adorable, you know that?
-Kisses nose-

Synyster Gates;]] [I'm A Fucking Pregnant Man! Nothing About This Is Normal!] [Brian&&Matt4EVA] says: Yeah sure, you have a spare key to the house, right? Let yourself in. I can't be asked to get out of bed.

Synyster Gates;]] [I'm A Fucking Pregnant Man! Nothing About This Is Normal!] [Brian&&Matt4EVA] says: And fuck knows Brian won't move even if the house if on fire. Haha.

Synyster Gates;]] [I'm A Fucking Pregnant Man! Nothing About This Is Normal!] [Brian&&Matt4EVA] says: And yeah, join us. I'll have to make some room, but yeah, anything to make you feel better Zacky

-Looks at-
I am not teasing you.
I am just... stating the facts.
-Nods-

*mock scowls*
I'm emotional, everything's teasing.
*yawns*
Mm.
*cuddles under covers*
Just... let me know when Zacky's here, okay?
I'm gonna have a bit of a nap first.
*smiles contentedly*
*closes eyes*
*drifts off*

[[Beer + Empty Stomach =
I'm-a go collapse in bed and play with my new phone.
Nighty night! xxx]]

Zacky::Status:Alone:((( says: Ok. I'll be round in a minute.
Zacky::Status:Alone:((( says: Gotta lock up the house and shit.
Zacky::Status:Alone:((( has signed off.

-turns off laptop and looks around room-
Hell. I don't really care.
-runshand through hair quickly-
-grabs phone and keys and walks out the bedroom-
-walks downstairs and to the door-
-leaves house-
-stops outside letterbox-
-pulls out letters-
Thats Mick's hand witing.
-claps and stuffs letter in pocket-
-makes way to Matt and Brian's-

-Rolls eyes-
Goodnight Brian.
-Kisses-
I love you.
-Laughs-
A nap? Pft, you'll be out until tomorrow, I bet you that.
-Smiles-
-Looks at Brian-
Oh thankyou Brian for taking up all the room...
-Pushes slowly to corner-
Fuck, how much do you weigh?
-Makes room for Zacky-

((Okay! Have fun!! Haha Byeee xxxx))

((Night Night. Speak to you tomorrow. And thank you for the merch site. Nice bags on there I might be able to convice my dad to buy for me. LOL.))

-Yawns-
-Waits for Zacky to arrive-
Okay this is going to be difficult...
He could sleep between me and Brian...
But Brian likes me cuddling him in the night... He hits me when I'm not...
-Shrugs-
I'll see what Zacky wants when he gets here, I guess.
-Yawns-

-walks down drive way-
-gets key out and lets self in-
They are probably in their room.
-closes and locks door-
-makes way upstairs-
-walks up to door and knocks softly-
-pokes head around the door-
Can I come in?

-Smiles at-
Yeah sure Zacky...
Uhh, Brian kinda fell asleep.
And as you can see he is kinda clung to me. Haha. He'll bitchslap me if I try to move. Haha.
So try and find room somewhere. Haha.
-Yawns-

-smiles at-
Aww. He's so cute.
-strokes hair out of Brian's face-
I got a letter from Mick. I only checked the post box when I went out.
-waves letter-
I'm...I'm not sure if I wanna open it though.
-sits on the end of the bed-

-Smiles at-
You can open it if you want to. You're worried, right? Probably best if you did then.
-Wipes eyes and lays down-
You sure you okay being here? Don't think it's a little weird?
-Smiles-
Cos I told you from the beginning of this that we were here for you whenever you need us. Make sure you remember that, okay?
-Laughs softly-
We love you man, we want you to be okay.
-Looks at Brian-
-Shakes head-
I would whisper, but seriously, even if his waters broke he still wouldn't wake up. He'll wake up at 11 tomorrow morning with a baby between his legs or something.
-Laughs-

-laughs-
I know. He always have being a sound sleeper.
-bites lip-
I wanna open it. But, I don't wanna. Because, what if he says something like he doesn't want to be with me anymore, or, he doesn't think thats this is going to work, or that he thinks we should see other people.
-bites lip-
He hasn't talked to me in days. I just, I feel so lonely.
And I know you guys are there for me but, you know how it is, you need your boyfriend too. He's a different part of me to you guys.
-sighs-
Oh hell.
-tears open letter-
-sees something fall out-
-picks up-
It's a ring.
-opens letter-

-Widens eyes-
Oh my god Zacky!!
-Blinks-
What does the letter say?
-Smiles-
And yeah I understand.
-Looks down-
Sorry.

-reads letter to self-
-bites lip-
It's a promise ring.
He says he can't be with anyone else and that he hopes I feel the same.
He wants me the wear this ring in promise to him.
So that when he gets back, we can be together again without worry.
-sighs-
But, I still don't feel happier.
-holds ring and looks at closer-
Wait, there's an enscripten.
-reads-
Mick loves Zacky forever.
-weals up slightly-
-sniffs-
Sorry Matt. You probably don't need me weeping right now.
-wipes tears away-

AWWWW!!!
That's so cute Zacky!!!
-Smiles-
How come you don't feel happier?
-Yawns-
That.... isn't that enough to prove to you that he wants to be with you and isn't going to find anyone new?
-Smiles-
He isn't going to Zacky, that goes to show how much he loves and wants you.

I know.
-sighs-
-wipes away tears-
I just... I just want him here so much.
-chokes out a sob-