RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

-walks back down the high street-
-eats burger while walking-
I really should go and see mother's number 1 and 2.
Maybe Mick is still with them.
-shrugs and turns down Matt's street-
-walks down to house-
-walks up drive way-
I have no hands to open the door.
-looks at burger-
And this thing is huge.
-shoves burger in mouth and tilts head back-
-unlocks and opens door-
-walks in and takes burger back into hands-
Honeys! I'm home!

-Sits on sofa and looks up at Zacky-
-Images in head of what was watched on the video tape-
-Coughs-
Uh... hey Zacky.
-Turns away quickly-

[[Awww, Matty!
Jesus, that took forever. But I now have To End The Rapture as my ringtone. I wanted Unholy Confessions but I don't have an MP3 version and I can't be fucked re-ripping it.]]

*vomits over toilet*
*holds stomach*
I hate you baby...
*pukes again*
No, no, no, I didn't mean that!!!
I love you really, I'm sorry...
Don't hate me.
*hovers over bowl*
Okay... okay, I think I'm good...
*stands up*
*wipes mouth*
*flushes loo twice*
*moans*
*washes hands*
*wanders downstairs*
*sees Matt's little happy dance*
*grins*
I hope our kid gets your dancing ability...
*laughs*

-continues to eat-
Hey Matt.
Have you just got up?
Dude, it's like seven thirty.
-laughs-
You ok?
-sees Brian-
Hey man, how you today?

-Smiles at-
Hey Brian, you okay?
-Pats Brians stomach-
Have you talked to the doctors yet? What have they said? Do you need to go in for a check up yet? I wanna come!! What even if a check up? I just remember this from Friends...
-Rambles-
-Shakes head-
Yeah, I'll stop. Sorry...
-Smiles-
You realise I'll be like this for the next nine months?
-Laughs-
And my dancing abilities? I have none!! I just have my excited fangirl dance. Haha.

((I have Unholy Confessions as my ringtone! I would bluetooth it to you, like I do with all my ringtones, but y'know, you're not in the same room as me. Haha.))

-Looks at Zacky-
-Coughs-
-Turns away from-
No... I've been up for a while... Just trying to work out where the baby is going to go, is all...
We have a spare room as well as Brian's and mine... but we think it'll be better in Brian's, it has a nice big window and seriously, I thought about decorations... I was thinking pastel yellow, like, a unisex colour, right? Unless we find out the sex of the baby soon... but yeah, we can have the cuddly toys on the floor and the crib on the far corner and then maybe some posters up of whatever the kid is into at the moment, like them creepy baby kids things like Tweenies or Tellytubbies or something, even though they scare the shit out of me...
-Wonders off-
And then we can have a draw full up of it's baby clothes... and then some more teddy bears...

I'm puking up everything I've eaten over the past 26 years, so I'm not amazing.
*collapses on sofa*
*whines*
I haven't called the doctors yet, I've only just got up... well, again.
*wafts hands in direction of burger*
Dude, keep that away from me.
*holds stomach*
I think our kids a vegetarian.

-waves hand in front of Matt's face-
Hello, back to planet earth.
-laughs-
You have months to plan, don't get so caught up in cribs and nurseries.
-looks around-
So, erm... where's your video camera?
-bites lip-
See if I can destory the evidence before they wantch it...

-Grins-
-Rubs Brian's stomach-
I'm so sorry babe it's causing you this much trouble...
-Kisses stomach-
But just think about how everything will be when it comes out!!
It's going to be so amazing...
-Smiles at-
But for now, I am definitely gonna cater for all your needs. Anything you want babe, day or night, I'm there, okay?
-Kisses cheek-

Brian wrote:

I'm puking up everything I've eaten over the past 26 years, so I'm not amazing.
*collapses on sofa*
*whines*
I haven't called the doctors yet, I've only just got up... well, again.
*wafts hands in direction of burger*
Dude, keep that away from me.
*holds stomach*
I think our kids a vegetarian.

-pops last part of burger in mouth-
-chews and swallows-
-holds hands up-
All gone.
Don't worry. It's only gonna last a little while.
Before you know it you'll be pregnant like a pro.
-laughs-

-Doesn't meet Zacky's eyes-
-Points-
The... uh, video camera is over there...
-Coughs-
-Looks down-
-Blushes slightly-

Matty wrote:

-Doesn't meet Zacky's eyes-
-Points-
The... uh, video camera is over there...
-Coughs-
-Looks down-
-Blushes slightly-

Oh right.
-looks at Matt-
Has he watched it?
You ok Matt.
-walks over to camera and picks up-

Something to stop me puking?
*looks hopeful*
Ugh, everyone rambles about the miracle of pregnancy and the amazingness of childbirth... they seem to forget how shitty the pregnant ones feel.
But it will be amazing.
*grins*
Pregnant like a pro? You make me sound like Britney Spears...

Brian wrote:

Something to stop me puking?
*looks hopeful*
Ugh, everyone rambles about the miracle of pregnancy and the amazingness of childbirth... they seem to forget how shitty the pregnant ones feel.
But it will be amazing.
*grins*
Pregnant like a pro? You make me sound like Britney Spears...

Hey.
You've got the hips for it.
-laughs-
Child bearing I mean, not dancing.
-holds camera-
-presses play-
-widens eyes as moans fill the room-
-stops and blushes-
Uh...Haha...Erm...

-Coughs again-
Yeah Zacky I am fine...
Please God don't let Zacky come near me...
-Looks away and looks at Brian instead-

SWEET JESUS ZACKY!
*covers stomach with pillow*
*covers eyes with hands*

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