RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

Hold on.
-holds onto dildo-
This is modelled to...
-looks at Matt-

Hello Matt.
Care to teach two twinkls how it's done?

-Looks at-
-Widens eyes-
Really?!!?
-Jumps up and down-
YES! That's the best news I have heard all day!!!
-Laughs-
Well, other than this...
-Pats stomach-
-Grins-
I am so happy right now, seriously.
-Claps hands happily-

-Raises brow at Zacky-
The bad thing is that I would.
-Laughs-

NO!
*stands in front of Matt*
Mine!!!
You're not having any of him that isn't plastic!
Unless I can watch and it's not for a while coz I'm fucking shattered.

Matty wrote:

-Raises brow at Zacky-
The bad thing is that I would.
-Laughs-

What's stopping you?

Brian wrote:

NO!
*stands in front of Matt*
Mine!!!
You're not having any of him that isn't plastic!
Unless I can watch and it's not for a while coz I'm fucking shattered.

-Blinks at Matt and Brian-
Wha... what?
You're having a baby?!
-Grins-
Congratulations.
-Claps hand-
Wooo!!

-Laughs-
-Looks at Brian-
Aww, haven't the idea of a foursome ever crossed your mind?
Or just me?
-Laughs-
And what's stopping me Zacky?
-Thinks-
....
-Shrugs-
I don't know...
-Winks-

I'm gonna put my boxers back on!
Thats my announcment.
-laughs-
-grabs boxers from the floor and pulls on-

I'm so happy!
Oh my God, Matt, please let me tell your mom.
She would totally want me dead, it'd be really funny.
But y'know... I think I need to get some sleep first.
*smiles*
It's been a stressful day.

-Grins and shakes head-
What is creepy is that you are just like us...
-Shakes head-
That scares me.

Matty wrote:

-Laughs-
-Looks at Brian-
Aww, haven't the idea of a foursome ever crossed your mind?
Or just me?
-Laughs-
And what's stopping me Zacky?
-Thinks-
....
-Shrugs-
I don't know...
-Winks-

It has.
Many, many, many times.
Because I'm just as perverted as you.
*gestures to Matt and Zacky*
And you...
*nods to Mick*
... need to get to our level of dirty-mindedness some day.
And that'd be a fun way to do it.

Brian wrote:

I'm so happy!
Oh my God, Matt, please let me tell your mom.
She would totally want me dead, it'd be really funny.
But y'know... I think I need to get some sleep first.
*smiles*
It's been a stressful day.

-Smiles-
Oh god, you have to do it! Would be so funny!
-Shakes head-
And sleep?
I shall join you!
You know why?
-Laughs and kisses lips-
Because I love you.
And I wanna fall asleep hugging my baby...
-Smiles-
-Holds hand-
And my Brian too...
-Laughs
Bed now?

-pulls on pants-
All I am saying right now.
Are you serious about this whole foursome thing cos I don't want you toying with me now.
I've had dreams about this.
-looks from Mick to Matt and Brian-
And I'm keeping this for a little while.
-stuffs dildo into front of jeans-

-Grins-
I'm getting there, don't worry.
-Nods to Zacky-
He's my boyfriend for god sakes...
-Looks at Matt and Brian-
And you two are my friends...
-Shakes head-
Seriously, only a matter of time...

I was gonna guess coz you wanted to steal my heart to feed to your chicken God but because you love me was my second guess.
Because you don't need to steal my heart, you already have.
*nods and smiles*
Bed now.
Thank you for the show boys, if you're staying please keep the music down and record the sex.
*grins*
*pulls upstairs*

-Raises brow-
Zacky, I am fucking serious about this.
-Grins-
Just keep it in mind, next time we are all together, drunk and bored...
-Winks-

Zacky wrote:

-pulls on pants-
All I am saying right now.
Are you serious about this whole foursome thing cos I don't want you toying with me now.
I've had dreams about this.
-looks from Mick to Matt and Brian-
And I'm keeping this for a little while.
-stuffs dildo into front of jeans-

Feel free.
*grins*
I have the real thing.
And who knows maybe one day... we still need to get you a graduation present.

-Grins and follows Brian upstairs-
Byyyyyyeee Mick and Zacky! Have funn!!
-Laughs and holds onto Brian's hand and walks upstairs-
I think this baby is turning you...
-Blinks-
Oh my god!!
-Jaw drops open-
We have to do the... ultrasound thingy soon!!!!
-Shrieks-
WE WILL BE ABLE TO SEE OUR BABY ON A TV!!!!!!

Thank you God.
-smiles-
I was gonna say. Can I stay here the night?
I have no way of getting home and mum is out and I forgot my key.

And we will record any sex that goes on in your house.
-salutes-
Night guys.

-Cracks up-
Can't wait to give you the graduation present.
-Winks-
And sure, stay the night, just don't be too loud.
I can't believe I am actually saying this... but I want to go to bed.
And SLEEP!
-Fakes shock-
Fuck, I think I'm getting old...

Matty wrote:

-Grins and follows Brian upstairs-
Byyyyyyeee Mick and Zacky! Have funn!!
-Laughs and holds onto Brian's hand and walks upstairs-
I think this baby is turning you...
-Blinks-
Oh my god!!
-Jaw drops open-
We have to do the... ultrasound thingy soon!!!!
-Shrieks-
WE WILL BE ABLE TO SEE OUR BABY ON A TV!!!!!!

*squeals*
Yes!!!
And see it's tiny toes and tiny fingers and...
*bounces*
Could we be much more like teenage girls right now?
*laughs*
*walks into bedroom*
*strips down to boxers*
*runs hand over stomach*
Matty, will you still love me when I'm all fat and pregnant?

[[Even I'm grinning like a nutter now!]]

Brian wrote:

[[Even I'm grinning like a nutter now!]]

((Me too. LOL.))

-Strips too-
-Sits down next to-
I will always love you Brian.
-Kisses-
Oh my god, I am so excited about this...
-Claps hands again-
God Brian we got so much to look forward to!!!
-Grins widely-
-Moves towards and pushes down onto bed-
-Kisses stomach-
Hey baby...
-Kisses-
I am your daddy... Matty....
-Kisses-
I can't wait to see you, you're going to be beautiful...
-Kisses-
-Looks up at-
-Kisses Brian's lips-
-Grins-

((I hate babies and pregnancies and kids.
But I swear to god, if something is going to make me like the idea of having babies more it will be this RP, LOL.))