RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

Brian wrote:: I can just picture you in a joke shop, falling for all the tricks the owner played. :roll:
Here, sir, smell my flower... HAHAHAHA BURNING ACID!!!
And so on and so forth.
*kisses cheek*
Thank you, Matty, I shall treasure it forever.
*laughs*
Of course your rotting corpse would be hot. Nothing sexier than maggots ridden flesh.
Anyway, we should get food before my jokes get any worse.

-Nods-
Come on then.
-Opens door and steps out of car-
-Closes door-
-Cringes-
But still, I will be the hottest corpse there has ever been.
-Nods-
And naa, it wasn't that bad in the joke shop. I loved some of the things they sold though, almost bought a buncha stuff to use on you at home. Haha. You'd fall for it.
-Grins and nods-

Brian wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Matt wrote:

((LOL Just found this in my documents. Haha I am sooooooo gonna SOMEHOW use it towards the end of this RP SOMEHOW.
-Nods-

Spoiler:

))

((LOL! What the fuck? Who made that? I'ma gonna make some screencaps from All Excess now. Any reqests? Sex faces maybe? LOL.))

[[SYN! That's about my only request. Haha.

I made that ages ago in the old Neopets RP's. Maybe Matt could find it while looking through some old things. Could have been from when they were kids or something.]]

((Yeah that works.
And just find anything that is funneh Chloe. Haha))

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Zacky wrote:: Any stuff you wanna share?
-drinks more-
-notices Mick looking-
What? Have I got some 'shake on my face?
-wipes at nose with sleeve-

Naa, nothing on my mind I need to share.
-Smiles sadly-
Mr Sanders is so right... I should tell him...
-Looks at Zacky-
No, you're fine. Just admiring the view, is all.
-Smiles and looks at-
But I can't let it ruin our friendship... there is nothing I would hate more than for it to be over...
-Begins drinking again and continues looking at Zacky-
Plus it's not like he feels the same. He loves Mr Haner... there would be no point telling him...
-Sighs and looks away from Zacky-

*climbs out of car*
:suspect:
You know you've made me paranoid now. I'm going to end up checking everywhere for jokes.
And I'd fuck your corpse...
*sees disgusted looks of passers-by*
Oh come on, like you wouldn't!
*rolls eyes*
Some people.
*heads into diner*

Brian wrote:: *climbs out of car*
:suspect:
You know you've made me paranoid now. I'm going to end up checking everywhere for jokes.
And I'd fuck your corpse...
*sees disgusted looks of passers-by*
Oh come on, like you wouldn't!
*rolls eyes*
Some people.
*heads into diner*

-Cracks up-
We really should be more quieter in future when talking about this kinda thing.
Then again, that would just be boring. Haha.
And don't worry, you know me, I've never been really good with the practical jokes... you'll probably be able to spot something from a mile away.
-Grins and opens door to diner-
They better have some good food here, seriously...

Micky wrote:: Naa, nothing on my mind I need to share.
-Smiles sadly-
Mr Sanders is so right... I should tell him...
-Looks at Zacky-
No, you're fine. Just admiring the view, is all.
-Smiles and looks at-
But I can't let it ruin our friendship... there is nothing I would hate more than for it to be over...
-Begins drinking again and continues looking at Zacky-
Plus it's not like he feels the same. He loves Mr Haner... there would be no point telling him...
-Sighs and looks away from Zacky-

You sure man.
You seem a little.
-shrugs- Meh.
or you just tired?
-drinks more-
-looks in glass-
-swirls straw around-
I feel gum balls.
-puts straw on gum ball and sucks-
-lifts out gum ball-
-mumbles and holds air in straw-
What colour is it?

[[Haha! I've just found a teen movie with a plot that sounds like something I'd do:

On a Caribbean cruise, Jenny (Bynes) is marooned on a beach with her rock and roll idol. Deliriously in love with the idea of time alone with him, she manages to hide the fact that they're a stones throw away from their resort.]]

Matt wrote:

Brian wrote:: *climbs out of car*
:suspect:
You know you've made me paranoid now. I'm going to end up checking everywhere for jokes.
And I'd fuck your corpse...
*sees disgusted looks of passers-by*
Oh come on, like you wouldn't!
*rolls eyes*
Some people.
*heads into diner*

-Cracks up-
We really should be more quieter in future when talking about this kinda thing.
Then again, that would just be boring. Haha.
And don't worry, you know me, I've never been really good with the practical jokes... you'll probably be able to spot something from a mile away.
-Grins and opens door to diner-
They better have some good food here, seriously...

Fuck that, these people need our insanity. They're too scared to do it themselves.
*spots Zacky*
*grins*
Well I see a Twinkie that I'd like to sample.
*licks lips*
*clears throat*
Sorry, public place. Please help me control myself.

-Smiles-
Pink!!
Haha.
Mr Sanders said you needed to tell him... he didn't want you to regret it all when you were older... You need to tell him...
-Looks at and takes hand-
-Changes expression-
Look Zacky.... I really need to tell you something okay? I...I've been needing to tell you for a while, I...
-Sighs and looks down and closes eyes-
Just do it...
-Looks up-
-See's Mr Sanders and Mr Haner walk into diner-
Dammit.
-Let's go of hand and smiles at teachers-
Hey sirs!

-Smiles-
You do.
-Walks towards Zacky and Mick-
Hey guys, what's up?
-Noticed Mick holding hand and looking serious-
He was about to do it, wasn't he? Fuck I wish we had been a little later so he could have done it.
-Looks at Mick and smiles sadly-
He needs to do it, I know Zacky won't feel the same way, but I'd give anything for a teacher to of forced me into telling Brian everything when I was there age... Nothing I regret more than not telling him.
And if Mick doesn't do it soon it will be too late.

Yay!! Cherry!
-drops gum ball on tissue nex to-
Haha, I'll save that for later.
-looks down at hand-
:suspect:
You ok?
Tell me.
-sees Brian and Matt-
-smiles at-
Hey.
-chews on lip ring-

Hey.
*tries to control grinning*
Nice to see some kids out.
I mean coz they're normally on the internet or something.
Not that I'd know!
I...
*clears throat*
I couldn't really be making myself much more suspicious, could I?
*laughs*

Zacky wrote:: Yay!! Cherry!
-drops gum ball on tissue nex to-
Haha, I'll save that for later.
-looks down at hand-
:suspect:
You ok?
Tell me.
-sees Brian and Matt-
-smiles at-
Hey.
-chews on lip ring-

-Smiles-
No, I'll... tell you another time.
-Nods-
Fuck I can't believe I almost did it...
-Closes eyes-
Excuse me, will you?
-Smiles and gets up and walks to bathroom-
-Sighs and goes into cubicle and sits down on seat, lid down-
-Buries head in hands-
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck....
-Closes eyes-

Brian wrote:: Hey.
*tries to control grinning*
Nice to see some kids out.
I mean coz they're normally on the internet or something.
Not that I'd know!
I...
*clears throat*
I couldn't really be making myself much more suspicious, could I?
*laughs*

-Looks at-
-Hits upside the head-
You really are a dumbass Brian.
-Watches Mick leave-
-Shakes head to self-
I feel so sorry for him... Probably cos I know exactly how he feels. It hurts. Bad.
-Smiles-
-Looks at four seater table were Zacky is sat at-
Uhh, do you think we'd be able to sit with you guys without it looking strange? Haha.
Then again we're talking to you now, so that's bad enough. Who the hell talks to their teachers outside of school? Ha.

-watches Mick leave-
:suspect:
Hope he's ok.
I wonder what he wanted to tell me.
-sighs-
-drinks more-

Matt wrote:: -Looks at-
-Hits upside the head-
You really are a dumbass Brian.
-Watches Mick leave-
-Shakes head to self-
I feel so sorry for him... Probably cos I know exactly how he feels. It hurts. Bad.
-Smiles-
-Looks at four seater table were Zacky is sat at-
Uhh, do you think we'd be able to sit with you guys without it looking strange? Haha.
Then again we're talking to you now, so that's bad enough. Who the hell talks to their teachers outside of school? Ha.

-shrugs-
People generally ignore me outside of school so...
Why not?
-smiles at-

Matt wrote:

Brian wrote:: Hey.
*tries to control grinning*
Nice to see some kids out.
I mean coz they're normally on the internet or something.
Not that I'd know!
I...
*clears throat*
I couldn't really be making myself much more suspicious, could I?
*laughs*

-Looks at-
-Hits upside the head-
You really are a dumbass Brian.
-Watches Mick leave-
-Shakes head to self-
I feel so sorry for him... Probably cos I know exactly how he feels. It hurts. Bad.
-Smiles-
-Looks at four seater table were Zacky is sat at-
Uhh, do you think we'd be able to sit with you guys without it looking strange? Haha.
Then again we're talking to you now, so that's bad enough. Who the hell talks to their teachers outside of school? Ha.

*rubs head*
Ow!
*slaps back*
Bastard.
*sits at table*
No-one can say anything, the rest of the place is packed anyway.
*grabs menu*
*pretends to read*
*peers over top at Zacky*

-Smiles and sits next to-
I'l have a jacket potato.
-Nods-
With cheese...
And... uhh a mixed flavor milkshake. Like some fucked up concoction or something. With fruit and icecream and chocolate and just everything...
-Smiles-
That's me done. Haha.
-Pokes Brian-
You're paying for this by the way. Haha.

(( :shock: Zaa...Zaa..Zacky. In trackies...-dies-

Spoiler:

Then you'll have bread and butter with tap water.
*smirks*
I'm going to be a fucking pig and have a fuck-off massive sausage sandwich with fries.
*grins*
And, um... something chocolatey.

-sees Brian peering over the menu-
-smirks-
-raises eyebrow and continues sucking straw-

:roll:
Seriously, if you two are just gonna sit here and be seducting eachother while we're eating, I am going to go in the bathroom with Mick.
-Laughs-
Probably why he left. Haha.
-Pokes Brian again-
No way man, I have a big appetite you know, I have a craving for something big...
-Smirks while looking at menu-

((POOOOOOORR JOHHNY!!!
He looks so scared.
:(

Spoiler:

Like that salami? ;)
*laughs*
Do you want to go order then Matt? I mean, do you really trust me to order for you after that incident in the Indian when we were 17?
*doesn't take eyes off Zacky*
*puts menu down*

[[Oh Christ, my dad's just booked him and my mum tickets to see Billy Connolly and is now bouncing up at down in excitement. Yet when I do the same thing with my gigs, I'm weird. :suspect: Very strange.]]

-Sits in cubicle still-
I need to come out...
Of what, the closet or the bathroom?
-Laughs softly to self-
-Closes eyes and wipes eyes-
Mr Sanders may have said I needed to tell him. He also doesn't think Zacky feels the same... then why the fuck should I tell him? It would only make things awkward and different between us... I couldn't handle that.
-Sobs-
Maybe I should tell him I think I'm bi or whatever... even though I only like one guy. But then he'll ask what guy it was, and I wouldn't be able to not say....
-Sighs and unlocks cubicle-
-Walks out and heads back to table-

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