RP:]] The Best Little Whorehouse in Orange County! XD

Matt wrote:: You could Zacky.
-Smiles at-
But y'know, you are pretty damn good at your job now.
A lot of clients will be disappointed if you quit.
-Wraps arm around-
-Smiles at-

Seriously, you really think I care about them?
I rarely have regular clients anyway so...

Whatever Zacky.
Just do whatever you wanna do.
Just make sure you dont like, leave us all.
It would suck without you.
-Kisses lips-
Whoa shit, sorry, I have just kinda been kissing everyone lately.
Sorry.
-Laughs nervously-
Anyway...
What do you guys wanna do?
How long do you have Zacky?

Syn wrote:: Hot young goths? Where the fuck was her porn when I was growing up? I had to jerk off to Buffy the Vampire Slayer... well, Spike anyway. ;)

-laughs-
She's like our age.
Brody Dalle or something like that.
She directs more for girls who like guys getting it on.
But it is still fucking good.
Haha.

-Grins-
I sure as fuck are gonna wanna watch this Zacky.
-Pokes-
Just so you know.

Matt wrote:: Whatever Zacky.
Just do whatever you wanna do.
Just make sure you dont like, leave us all.
It would suck without you.
-Kisses lips-
Whoa shit, sorry, I have just kinda been kissing everyone lately.
Sorry.
-Laughs nervously-
Anyway...
What do you guys wanna do?
How long do you have Zacky?

-smiles at-
It's ok Matt.
It's nice to get from affection from you for once.
-looks at watch-
I have like half an hour, til my "gang bang" for Mr. Hilton.
I swear it's like a try out for porno shots or something.
Erm...
-thinks-
I wonder it Miss.Dalle works for Hilton.

Matt wrote:: -Looks at Syn-
Why do you think the guys yesterday was so interested in Bert anyway?
He pissed them off or something?

Bert runs the biggest ring in this area. Every whore in the area has had some dealing with him. They bring Bert down, they figure we get scared and move on.

Matt wrote:: -Grins-
I sure as fuck are gonna wanna watch this Zacky.
-Pokes-
Just so you know.

I always get the unedited copies.
Cos the tech guys think I'm cute or something.
-shrugs-
See if I can get some footage of tonight with Mr. Hilton's gang bang.

I dont know why they have such a problem with us.
We are helping the community and not hurting anyone.
-Shrug-
They should just leave us be.

-Smiles at Zacky-
Well, I won't stop in that case.
My kisses can become annoying though.
-Grins-
Syn can tell you that. Haha.
-Kisses again-
-Laughs-
Okay, I'ma stop now.

Okay Zacky.
-Smiles-
These are hot guys in this gangbang, right?
Not random old guys, right?
Eww.
I hardly ever do orgys. I only just so one guy normally. Who are usually hot, thanks to Bert.
Last night I was heading for a threesome, I think.
-Shrug-
Bert says I need to broaden my range a little bit.
Bottom some guys.
Have unattractive or older clients.
I keep telling him no though.

Wicked. ;)

*slips arm round Matt's shoulder*
Matty, Matty, Matty, poor naive little Matty...
We're helping the community?
Whorin' is illegal. We're breaking the law, thereby boosting the crime rate.
Besides it's immoral and cheapens the bond of love and blah, blah, blah, blah, blaaaaah.

Mr Hilton's got a thing for Mick and guys that look like him.
I'm apparently like his twin so...it's like a group "me" orgy.
Hilton just watches and takes videos of it.

-Looks at Syn-
The way I see it.
Is that we have fun.
They have fun.
-Shrugs-
That's all that matters, right?
Fuck morals, I think we ditched our morals years ago.
-Laughs-

Oh and yeah, Zee, Matt kisses do get annoying. Every few seconds, he'll kiss you again. Heh. You'd tell him to stop if he wasn't so good at it.

Matt, you could at least try the ugly guys. I mean, help ease up my workload once in a while!

Zacky wrote:: Mr Hilton's got a thing for Mick and guys that look like him.
I'm apparently like his twin so...it's like a group "me" orgy.
Hilton just watches and takes videos of it.

Nice.
And I am gonna watch that.
-Nods-
Definitely.

Isn't it weird fucking someone who looks like you? It'd be like masturbation but with extra bodies.

Syn wrote:: Oh and yeah, Zee, Matt kisses do get annoying. Every few seconds, he'll kiss you again. Heh. You'd tell him to stop if he wasn't so good at it.

Matt, you could at least try the ugly guys. I mean, help ease up my workload once in a while!

:roll:
Fine I won't kiss you both anymore.
-Crosses arms-
And fuck that.
I am fine with the clients I have right now, thanks.
The *only* way I wouldnt mind doing any of the really old or ugly ones would be if you were there too Syn. Like a threesome or something.
That would be the only way.
For the individual ones, I'll stick to the young, hot ones, thanks.

Fuck, can you imagine how much we'd make together? We've got to try that sometime.

I give it five minutes before you break and want to kiss one of us again. *looks at clock* Starting now.

-Sits back-
Fine.
Go ahead.
I went years without kissing one of you two, I think I could go five minutes.
-Smiles-

And dude we would get so much money for that. We definitely need to try it sometime.

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Syn wrote:: Isn't it weird fucking someone who looks like you? It'd be like masturbation but with extra bodies.

-smirks-
It's pretty easy when you are all blind folded.
Seriously, Hilton makes sure we are blind folded so we can't see him or each other.
I have to say, it is very hot not knowing who you are sucking off.

Yeah, but you hadn't had the experience then, had you? Now you know what it's like. Now you know how it feels.
*licks lips*
Now you know how we taste.
You really think you can hold off?

Zacky wrote:

Syn wrote:: Isn't it weird fucking someone who looks like you? It'd be like masturbation but with extra bodies.

-smirks-
It's pretty easy when you are all blind folded.
Seriously, Hilton makes sure we are bling folded so we can't see him or each other.

That sounds kinda creepy...
I mean, how do you know who you are actually doing?

Syn wrote:: Yeah, but you hadn't had the experience then, had you? Now you know what it's like. Now you know how it feels.
*licks lips*
Now you know how we taste.
You really think you can hold off?

-Moans softly-
Yeah.
-Nods-
I mean, it's just kissing anyway.
I can hold off that for five minutes.
Easy.

Matt wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Syn wrote:: Isn't it weird fucking someone who looks like you? It'd be like masturbation but with extra bodies.

-smirks-
It's pretty easy when you are all blind folded.
Seriously, Hilton makes sure we are bling folded so we can't see him or each other.

That sounds kinda creepy...
I mean, how do you know who you are actually doing?

You don't.
But thats what turns me on about it.

Matt wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Syn wrote:: Isn't it weird fucking someone who looks like you? It'd be like masturbation but with extra bodies.

-smirks-
It's pretty easy when you are all blind folded.
Seriously, Hilton makes sure we are bling folded so we can't see him or each other.

That sounds kinda creepy...
I mean, how do you know who you are actually doing?

Creepy, hot, we all have different opinions. But then it could actually be masturbation. How can he blindfold you anyway? How can anyone not want to be able to see your beautiful eyes when you're in the throes of passion?

Zacky wrote:

Matt wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Syn wrote:: Isn't it weird fucking someone who looks like you? It'd be like masturbation but with extra bodies.

-smirks-
It's pretty easy when you are all blind folded.
Seriously, Hilton makes sure we are bling folded so we can't see him or each other.

That sounds kinda creepy...
I mean, how do you know who you are actually doing?

You don't.
But thats what turns me on about it.

But it could be anything!
Could be a fucking BAGEL again.
Who knows?