RP:]] The Best Little Whorehouse in Orange County! XD

-Shrugs-
I never usually feel used.
Most of the guys want me. Why the fuck would I be there if they didnt?
So yeah.
And thanks. He was really cute, I cant believe he was lying to me though.
-Drinks coffee-
Well, anyway.
You got anything planned for today?
-Grins-
And a lot of people have been able to resist me, I'll have you know.
Could you? If I told you I wanted you to fuck me right now?
-Wipes eyes and yawns-
Okay maybe not now.
-Grins-
Later, whatever.
Could you resist that and say no?

Today?
I have a blissful free day. No clients or anything.
So I plan to make the most of it.
I'm going to do nothing, maybe go out and have a bit of fun later.
But hell, I'm not planning anything.

Could I resist you? Well, I dunno, it all depends on how hard you're willing to work to persuade me not to. ;)

:roll:
Whatever happened to you persuading me?
I am still scared about bottoming so... it would probably still have to be you doing the persuading.
And cool.
And I dont know if I have any clients....
Bert hasnt mentioned anything, I would go out and find some, but I actually can't be asked. I had sex with three people yesterday, that's enough to last for today too, I think.

Please, Matt, I could have you pinned beneath me in seconds begging me to you you.
I'm just too hungover right now to get it up even for you.
*laughs*
But I promise you, I will be the first man to top you.

Pft. Begging?
:roll:
I guess we will just have to test that theory of yours later, won't we?
-Shakes head-
And I guess we will just have to see about that promise too.
-Drinks more coffee-
You know where Zacky is?

Gladly.
No clue where the Zackster is. I only got in about half an hour ago, I've not been in our room. He might be fucking a bagel again or something.

-Cracks up-
Oh god, I do not wanna know.
I am just glad I have my own room.
-Laughs-
-Thinks to self-
Okay Frank and Gerard are on our case, right? If they are cops, that is...
That means they arent just gonna give up if I refuse to go with them...
So why dont I just... still be with them, and shit, and just, either not tell them anything or just give them false information.
I am just thinking is all.
If I stop, they'll come after you or something.
And besides, they know I am a whore already. They can bust me for that now.
But they havent, cos they aren't interested in me. They want Bert...
Fuckkkkk...

Whatever you think is best, Matt.
Just don't tell them anything. Some of us don't have anything to fall back on if this goes under, yeah?
*slings arm around shoulder*
So I'd have to kill you, steal everything you've ever earned and flee to Mexico where I'd be forced to blow closeted men in alleyways whilst in a dress.
Do you really want that to happen?

-Laughs-
-Grins up at-
If I fuck everything up for us, I promise you that you can kill me, okay?
And no I dont want that to happen. Then what would people like us do when we want a piece of you?
Even though us wouldnt exist cos I would be dead.. but...
Okay I am just confusing myself now.
-Laughs-
I will go back again. If they ask for me, that is.
They ask anymore questions aobut Bert I wil just tell them fake information or something.
Hope I dont get found out and killed for it though, but yeah.
And if this goes under, we could survive.
Me and you could have modelling careers...
-Grins and pats Syn's chest-
And Zacky... could work for a bagel company?
-Cracks up-
Whatever...

I don't think they'd kill you. They'd probably just send you to jail where you'd be someone's bitch. Which, granted, would be fucking hilarious. For me anyway.
*laughs*
Modelling careers? Well I suppose I do already have the coke habit and sleep around. All that's missing are the pictures.

Me? Being someone else's bitch?
Please.
:roll:
And exactly. You can be the model.
I could take the pictures ;)
-Laughs-
-Drinks more coffee-

Sweetheart, you may be hot shit out here but inside they've got guys who could snap you in half. 'Sides, being a bitch inside isn't that bad. You give them the best orgasm of their life and you don't get killed.

*smiles*
What kind of pictures are we talking about here, boss?
*pouts*

-Sighs-
I guess I shall just have to not get put in prison, huh?
I like how it is now, thanks.

And sexy pictures, obviously.
The photographer needs some fun too, y'know.

Sexy pictures, eh?
*smiles*
*pulls off shirt*
*sits on kitchen cabinet*
*runs hand slowly over chest*
This kind of thing?
*winks*

((:o Teh my giant Syn poster!
RP:]] The Best Little Whorehouse in Orange County! XD - Page 29 Synyster36

Awootwootwoootwoooooot))

-Cough-
Fuck that's hot Syn.
And it definitely makes the photographer happy.
-Grins-
Anymore poses?
-Laughs-

[[I WANT THAT POSTER! *cry* I have the mag with that picture in, I don't get why I didn't get a poster. :(

Oh and I love DAAAAAAAAAAAN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGV4lR8L4aE]]

A few.
*smirks*
*slides other hand into pants*
*throws head back*
*moans*

((Mwah!
And I love The Used.
That would SO be like we would be like if we were in a band rather than boring people or whatever.
-Nods-
Ha ALPHABET!
I love the Dan has one...
With "I have... Jepha... I broke Jepha..." Hahaha.
LOL so much.))

-Watches-
Whoa shit...
That's good Syn...
Don't stop.
-Laughs-

[[Dan's way more fun than Branden.
"OH H! I forgot how cool H was!"
"Wait, I forgot G."]]

((LOL! Yesh!
Haha
AND WE ARE SEEING THEM!
I will meet them. I WILL DAMMIT!
Haha.))

*sucks at fingers*
*unzips pants*
*kicks off*
*rubs self through boxers*

[[I still need to book my tickets, LoL! I would do it this week but I need to pay for my hair and All Excess.]]

Syn wrote:: *sucks at fingers*
*unzips pants*
*kicks off*
*rubs self through boxers*

:shock:
-Watches-
-Coughs-
Doing good Syn...
-Grins-
Still not completely turned on though...
Lies... all lies...