RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

((
So that's why I am boyfriendless.
Now I know the reason. Thank you for showing me the light Jo.
ThatandIamugly.

BTW. I am in a mood at the moment where everyone around me is judging me based on my looks. I was like it today in Portsmouth. So I am sorry in advance.))

((XDXD
Anyway, my shower is fixed, so I'ma have a bath.
Shall be thinking of you Synnykins ))

[[You better be.
Haha.

You're not ugly, Chloe.
You've just not found anyone to appreciate you for you yet.
]]

(( I ammmmmmmmmmmm. Don't say that again. That's what everyone, well, you and my mum, says and I'm sick of it. Because I know it's true and it's depressing.))

[[I'll say it as much as I like.
Okay?!?!?!?
But seriously, you've just got to find the right person.
I know it's a pain in the arse hearing it all the time coz it's what people say to me all the time too.
Like I've said, they're out there waiting for us just around the corner.
But they've been distracted by something shiny and can't remember which direction we're in.
]]

((Okie Okie. Don't hurt me.
It is a pain in the arssssssssssssssssse. And what annoys me is that it bothers me so much. I want a boyfriend, or someone just be there and smile when he sees me or just...Gah. I hate this. It ain't gonna happen.

Either that or they know exactly were I am, realised it's too much work and have decided to go for someone more simple and airheaded.
Yes, I am in a SYNical mood at this moment. But, I haven't being in a while, so... blah.))

[[And then they won't be happy with that person and come find you anyway.

Yeah, I know exactly how you feel but in the end, you can't let yourself get too upset.
Just means you have more time for your friends and other things.
To be honest, I've just given up looking for now.
I'll find someone when I'm meant to.
But I know how it feels to be around people who are looked at, flirted with etc around you coz that was me in school.

Anyway, you're going to see The Misfits tomorrow, yeah?
I'm sure there'll be plenty of guys like you there, who knows what might happen?

Ugh, you've got me depressed now.

I'm going to kill my addict.]]

((I'm sorry. It's just.... GRRR annoying.
I'm sorry. I'll shut up about it now.
Thanks anyway.))

[[Don't worry about it.

I whine at everyone.]]

((Chloe! You are beautiful!
Has anyone ever called you ugly before?
Other than Chavs? Coz they call everyone ugly. They don't know the definition of pretty anyway, they think fat fake-blonde girls with tons of makeup on and a low cut top with running clothes on is hot.
You shall find a nice guy, WE ALL SHALL! ))

((Thanks.
...
...
...
So, what you wanna talk about now? I don't think I'm in the right mood to RPee. I might throw Brody in the sea or something.))

((Let's talk about...


YEAH!))

[[
We think you're beautiful and special and awesome Chloe!

And we're cool so you know it's true.

And I'm sorry but I just heard M. Shadows say "mastubatory" while sat with Syn and playing with a bottle of water, I don't think I can process coherent thought.]]

((Thanks.
But even you know that that's not enough.
You are my friends, you have to say it. It's like in the manual or something.

I seriously wouldn't bother trying to cheer me up. It's not the right time of the month, my hair is a fucking mess, my clothes are all way to baggy now because I lost too much fucking weight for being fucking ill all the time. I look like shit, so... I know it. So... yeah. I just, wouldn't bother. I know you are trying to help but, I'm just not happy right now.))

[[Okay hon.

Whatever you want. :)]]

((Thanks.
So, you wanna talk about something remotely happy now?
...))

[[Gum?!
Pie?
Uh... the fact I've almost finished a chapter of my new fic.
Oooooh.]]

((Sure. What's this fic about?
Oh, I have creative writing tomorrow. That should be interesting.
Anyways, BRB. Food.))

[[Okies!

It's a big Halloween idea that I've got.

I'll post the Author's Notes as that's the best why I can explain it:

"This is my little gift to you for this Halloween. We always get the cute dress-up stories around this time, which are fine, but let's face it, not really A7X's style. So this year, I've decided it's about time we played a game [Why yes, I have watched the Saw films too many times, thanks for wondering]. There are no prizes, just a smug sense of satisfaction. Over the next five weeks, I will be posting a chapter of this fic every Wednesday, with the final chapter to be released on Halloween. Throughout these chapters, five men will be killed off, the members of the band. Their names won't be used and the descriptions will be vague and open ended. They will just be referred to by these five titles:

The Addict.
The Lover.
The Liar.
The Betrayed.
The Killer.

It's your job as my little fic detectives to figure out who is who.

Let the games begin."]]

((WOW!
I randomly reappeared.
THAT IS SUCH AN AWESOME IDEA!!!!
*Blinks*
I love it! I shall look forward to it!))

[[I was really pumped til I started writing it, now I keep wondering whether I'm going to manage it!

And my tongue tastes like magazine ink.
I shouldn't lick Kerrang's, they burn.]]

Captain Syn wrote:

[[I was really pumped til I started writing it, now I keep wondering whether I'm going to manage it!

And my tongue tastes like magazine ink.
I shouldn't lick Kerrang's, they burn.]]

((LOL! Haha.
I haven't got K! yet, I SHALL THOUGH!
And Haha! I shall force you to do it! Haha.
*Finds cattleprod*
xDD))

[[All the chapters seem very short.
I'm nearly finished 'The Addict' at the moment.
Seems very short.
I'm sure the others will be longer.

SYN'S MADE MY TONGUE BUUUUUUURN!
Jesus, that ink's really evil.
Oh and when you do get K!, try not to lose it at Zacky's new do.
Awwww.]]

((Hahaha I won't
Or try not to at least. Hehe.

Annnnd I am looking forward to it! And short doesn't necessarily need to be bad! Haha.
WOOT!))

[[Short can be good.
It means I may actually get all of the chapters written, haha.
I plan to write them all over the next week or so and just type them up and post them on the right days.
That way I won't be distracted the week before Halloween or on Halloween itself.]]