RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

[[I do have one thing to thank her for.
I wouldn't have known 30STM were doing a tour had that not been mentioned.
Leeds, here I come!!!
I won't rape Shannon.
Promise.
Ahem...

I think she does have genuine problems but she's kind of managing to alienate herself from her friends with all the attention seeking. She's kinda like the boy who cried wolf and hopefully she'll realize that if she keeps acting like that, she's going to lose a lot of friends. ]]

((Haha, you should come down to Southampton and come with us to it. Haha.
Actually no, coz you'd wanna kill Jared.
And I like Jared =)

She does have problems.
She is messed up. I don't understand her.
She insults me all the time. And finds it funny. Calling me gay, saying I look weird, ugly, like a gremlin, she can go on about all the stuff she hates about me, and just general insults.
Yet the main reason she was depressed was coz her mom insults her every now and then, but nothing big, just jokey things.
Argh!
She goes on and on at me about how bad her life is. My life is worse! And you don't see me complaining!! Actually, yeah you do, LOL. But usually only on here. Haha and I don't get depressed over it or anything.
My mom just thinks she needs to grow up. It's just what my mom tells me about her. My mom has talked to Emma's parents, and apparently they love their daughter very much.
Emma doesn't even have a proper problem.
She is just messed up and needs help.
Which she isn't getting.
And ARGH
I just wanna scream all this shit at her.
Make her finally see! But... I never do! Never! I get angry on here and that's about it! I'm so mellow and meh about everything in real life, I never show my real emotions. And... yeah.
Ok. I shall shut up about this now.
I'm just pissed. Obviously.
She was on MSN earlier, and asked me about my dad getting tickets and I said aw no sorry, I can't really ask him now, he's done so much for me like the IOW and college stuff and she was just like grr I can't ask my mom, I always ask her for tickets, and I said I can't ask my dad, coz I always ask him and he never gets his money back, and she just said whatever and then appeared offline. I know she's online, she's still on myspace. She's just avoiding me.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.))

[[I have no problem with Jared.
He just has one of those faces that I want to punch.
I never would though.
Coz Shannon wouldn't like me for hurting his little brother.
And that would suck.

In her defense though, when you're in the depressive spiral, you do tend to see things differently to everyone else.
I'm not saying what she's doing is right because it's not.
But she probably doesn't really understand it.
She says the main reason she's depressed is because of the things her mum says to her and she's projecting that through her insults towards you.
It's the way she feels she needs to be to be accepted because that's what she feels she's being taught by her family.
In a way, she's pushing you away so you won't get hurt by what she's going through.
She isn't focusing on the good things she has going on in her life, just the bad side.
She wants to create this little world in her head where everyone is horrible to her because then the self loathing she feels about herself is justified.
I understand that you're annoyed at her, I would be too.
But with this kind of thing, you've got to be patient sometimes.
It's not easy and sometimes you will just want to smack her one but it's all you can do.]]

((DON'T HURT LETOFACE'S FACE!!!

Typical you to be the most practical one, whereas me and Chloe will probably just wanna yell at her. Hahaha.
It makes sense I guess. You'll probably be the only one who understands, but I don't believe you went through the same as her, which she seems to believe.
You were worse, even though I didn't know you then, you still were. And you were going through proper depression, I guess, and you had real reasons. I don't understand hers.
Me and Chloe always used to think that she was just being Emo like the others, pretending there was a problem when there wasn't.
I don't know now.
I just give up. Sorry. I know I have to be patient and she does have a real problem that needs to be sorted, but I give up. I've spent since like, April worrying about all this, ever since it first started, and getting like, nowhere.
I just give up.
Anyway, enough of this. Rp? I wanna be angry Mick. XD Haha. ))

[[Depression is relative in a way though.
But yeah, I can't help but wonder why she's so bad considering the support and suchlike that she has around her.
And personally my opinion of emos is they obviously have real problems if they have to pretend to be depressed in order to fit in, haha.

I WON'T HURT HIS FACE!
I'll hump his brother instead.
Haha, I can just see it now, everyone wants to meet Jared and is squealing for him, then Shannon comes out and I just... die.
I'd be drooling on my shoes.
Not as bad as I will be with Syn/Corey though.
But still there will be drool.

Angry Mick?
Cool.
I shall be Cristina.
As Syn is in the middle of sexxings and Johnny is off with my husband.]]

((Your husband? Didn't realise you were married. WHY WASN'T I INVITED TO TEH WEDDING!!:?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!@@!@!@!@!@@!)!)!)!)!!j!huvy!jb!n >>!>>!?!??!?

LOL.

And fair deal. Haha. You can do whatever you want to Shannon, he scares me anyho.

And I can't understand why she is so bad either.
She's had so much support, and doesn't have like a huge problem.
I just give up with it all.

And alrighteh! Mick/Cristinaness.
Mick is angry for some reason. Hehe, erm, I guess from when Syn forced him to help him with the ship during the storm. Yeah.
You starteth xD))

[[OMG! I'VE JUST REALIZED SOMETHING!
I've always had a thing about nose piercings!
Right, my favourite Spice Girl was Sporty Spice who had her nose pierced.
My first crush was Shane from Boyzone who had his pierced and now I'm in loves with Syn who has his done and one of my other favourite guitarists has his done too.
And I have mine done!
It was DESTINY!
Okay, randomness over.

It was a quiet affair.
Lovely really.
I still haven't changed my name to Nip like I planned to after the wedding.

Well, they're all on an island now so maybe Mick can be pissed off coz he was thrown off the ship, haha.]]

[[*dies laughing*

Spoiler:

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((LOL SO MUCH!!
Aha. Love it.

And Nip Tuck, love that too. Haha.

And WOW! You seem to have a nose obsession. Haha.
Haha.

And, what, like them on an island, like MICK TEH DETH at a bar or something?
I am confused.

And I need to stop looking at Mickery's myspace. Haha.))

[[They stopped on an island so Syn and Coby-Woby-Woo could have a good old shag, haha.
Hang on, even I'm confused now.
Right... they jumped a bit.
They're now on an island.
The storm is over.
Yeah.
I;ll just start and see where it goes, haha.]]

*sits on barstool in small strip club*
*twirls swizzle stick around in glass*
*looks towards dancing man, with long dark hair on stage*
I look at him, I just see Brian.
*sighs*
Matt's right.
I need to get over him.
A gay strip club probably wasn't the best place to start.

((OK THEN! LOL.

Don't kill me.
I had an urge to listen to Fall Out Boy.
Which I am now.
They have another new song out! :( Yet another song for the channels to overplay. :(
*Listens*
MEGALOLZ! Have you heard "I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me"?
MEGALOLZ! Talk about kindergarten screamo. Haha.
FOB should NOT scream. They should just NOT. Haha. The third verse is 'ble.))

-Walks across pavement-
-Sighs-
-Mutters angrily-
Fucking fucker fucking his fucking boyfriend so I fucking have to fucking get off his fucking ship into the fucking cold...
-Shivers and heads into nearest bar-
-Looks around-
-Raises eyebrows and smirks-
-Sees men dancing-
-Grins and steps more into and walks towards the tables closer to the poledancing-
-Ponders-
I wonder if I could get a job here. I'd be a good poledancer...

Mick wrote:

((OK THEN! LOL.

Don't kill me.
I had an urge to listen to Fall Out Boy.
Which I am now.
They have another new song out! :( Yet another song for the channels to overplay. :(
*Listens*
MEGALOLZ! Have you heard "I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me"?
MEGALOLZ! Talk about kindergarten screamo. Haha.
FOB should NOT scream. They should just NOT. Haha. The third verse is 'ble.))

[[I saw the start of that video the other day.
Well the new one.
I screamed and cried because I couldn't find my remote so I was just singing Almost Easy at the top of my lungs to get it out of my head, haha.
And now it's stuck in my head!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]

*watches older man in suit greeting customers*
Hel...
*sees man kiss one of the men he's talking to*
Fucks sake, why am I only attracted to gay men?
*moves closer to stages*
*sits at a free table*
*stares up at dancing man*

((MEGALOLZ!!!
I just got the bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-buh-bah-budah part stuck in my head from I've got all this ringing in my ears but none of my fingers. Haha.
I swear FOB has subliminal messaging in their music. Their stuff is too damn catchy for it to be possible. Haha.))

-Looks around-
I gotta hook up with someone tonight...
-Sees man in front with back turned, and watching male stripper-
-Walks towards-
-Smiles down at his long black hair and small frame-
-Taps-
Hey babe, looking for some fun?
-Smiles-

[[I'm blasting it out of my head with St. Anger era Metallica!]]

*smiles to self*
*turns round*
That depends what you're...
*sees Mick*
Oh it's you.
Another gay man.
*looks back at table*
Fantastic.

-Jumps-
FUCK! BOOBS!!
-Blinks-
-Coughs-
Sorry, I thought you were a dude...
-Laughs-
Hey Cris.
What are you doing here?

*laughs*
Don't worry about it.
Hell, maybe it'll help me find a man.
*smiles to self*
I just needed to get drunk.
This was the closest bar to the ship.

-Smiles-
I can help you find a man.
-Looks down at Cristina-
But looking for a straight man in a gay strip club is kinda pushing it though.
-Laughs-
But I'll help.
And if the worst comes to the worst, I'm not exactly 100% gay.

-Laughs-
-Looks away from Cristina, and at other men in bar-
Gay. Gay. Bi. Gay. Gay. Bi...
-Looks back at Cristina-
You can try and get with one of the bi guys, I guess.
-Smiles-

Oh really?
*smirks*
The men on that ship just keep throwing surprises out there, don't they?
I'd take you up on that if I hadn't already had... liaisons with some of the other crewmen.
*mumbles*
And women.
*clears throat*
I can deal with bi men.
Any of the bi guys in here attractive?
*spots amorous couple in corner*
Or not performing oral sex on one another.

-Grins-
Well, I'm kinda still in the process of getting back into a certain cabin boys' pants to be perfectly honest.
-Laughs-
And looking around, a lot of the bi guys are hot.
-Looks back at Cristina-
None that are your type though.
-Smiles-
So what are you looking for? One night stand or a relationship?
I think the only thing you can get here tonight would be a random threesome with two guys.
-Shrugs-
Or you could go back to Spinster, if he isn't still fucking Jayboy or whatever the fuck.
-Growls under breath-

Ah yes, your little stalker cum lover Zacky.
How are things going with him?
*looks round club*
See normally the idea of a threesome with two guys would be great but looking at this crowd, I reckon I'd be forgotten about pretty fast.
*laughs*
I'm just looking for an orgasm to be honest.
I want to get over my foolish, girlish dreams of a happy relationship.

-Shrugs-
Well, if you're just looking for that then I guess you could find it anywhere.
-Looks around-
And Zacky... I don't know. Your fucking husband has made him too shit scared to do anything with me now.
-Scowls-
It sucks.
But whatever, hopefully I'll be able to find something tonight.
-Smiles-

Bastard.
I'm sure you can bring him round.
Lay on the charm, few smooth moves.
Besides, Syn'll be too busy with Jack-Off-By for a while to even give a shit about the rest of the crew.
*looks at watch*
He'd probably have shown him those 3 minutes of heaven by now.
*laughs*
I'm sure you can find someone here.
I mean...
*nods towards small cluster of men*
They can't keep their eyes off you.