RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

Maybe.
-looks around-
I think we should just knock the... classiest looking door?
-shrugs-
-walks down the hall-
-stops a door with Captain written in gold-
Well, that was easier than I thought.
-laughs-
-knocks on the door-

((Synoby interruption again? Haha.))

[[I'm thinking so!!!]]

*stands nervously behind Matt*
*shoves hands deep in pockets*
*rocks back and forth on heels*
I hope this guy wasn't doing anything important.

((Muhahaah! So evil!))

Mmmm... Finally alone.
-closes eyes and starts to pull off Syn's clothes-
-hears knocks from the door-
-hears voices outside talking-
-groans-
-breaks away from kiss-
Oh for FUCK sakeeeeeeeeeee!
-lays limp on the table groaning-

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
*grabs letter opener from desk*
*smiles down at*
I'll kill them, 'kay?
Then we can have all the time in the world.
*pecks lips*
*starts walking to door*
I told them that interrupting me would be on pain of death but noooo, some fucking comedian has to come and do it anyway.
*pulls door open*
What the fuck is so important that it couldn't wait until AFTER me and Coby had...
*looks over new arrivals*
Wait, who are you and what are you doing on my ship?

((Seriously, what the hell happened to when you are ill you get to lay in bed and get waited on?
I NEVER GET THAT!!
I haven't rested all day! People asking me every 5 seconds to do something, I am just like GRRRReh!
LOL.
I wish I was in college.))

-looks up at man-
Fuck me...
I'm Matt and this is Johnny.
Erm... we were looking for the Captain.
We were wondering if there was any work for us on this ship...
-looks past man at the door and sees man angrily doing up his shirt-
Fuck. Where they doing what I think they were doing?
-blushes-
Erm... Yeah.
-smiles at-

Matty wrote:

((Seriously, what the hell happened to when you are ill you get to lay in bed and get waited on?
I NEVER GET THAT!!
I haven't rested all day! People asking me every 5 seconds to do something, I am just like GRRRReh!
LOL.
I wish I was in college.))

((Aww.
I would wait on you. But that would require moving. Haha.
I wish you were in college tooooooooo. It would make my art class more exciting.))

*looks back at Coby*
Looking for work.
More crew to interrupt.
Great.
*turns back to Matt*
What makes you think I'll take you on?
What could you possibly offer me?

Matty wrote:

((Seriously, what the hell happened to when you are ill you get to lay in bed and get waited on?
I NEVER GET THAT!!
I haven't rested all day! People asking me every 5 seconds to do something, I am just like GRRRReh!
LOL.
I wish I was in college.))

[[I can't say I blame you really!
Doesn't sound like much fun at all.]]

((The fact that Fandom is back makes me feel better.
Specially coz JTHM_Nny wrote the pool table Bratt I requested.
And I died whilst reading.
Hahaha.

And why thankyou Chloe.
But me doing Art would just be interesting anyway. With me just being like "WTF ARE WE DOIN?" The whole time.
Art sucks.
Haha))

Matty wrote:

((The fact that Fandom is back makes me feel better.
Specially coz JTHM_Nny wrote the pool table Bratt I requested.
And I died whilst reading.
Hahaha.

And why thankyou Chloe.
But me doing Art would just be interesting anyway. With me just being like "WTF ARE WE DOIN?" The whole time.
Art sucks.
Haha))

((Well, we will be making GLASS!
Haha.
Jo with glass. Interesting!))

Captain Syn wrote:

*looks back at Coby*
Looking for work.
More crew to interrupt.
Great.
*turns back to Matt*
What makes you think I'll take you on?
What could you possibly offer me?

Well, what exactly are you looking for?
Any trades?
Special skills?
-shrugs-

-looks past Syn at two at the door-
-sighs and climbs off the table-
Great. More crew to hate me and call me the Captain's bitch.
-slinks over to the drinks cabinet and pulls out a bottle of whiskey-
-opens and throws lid aside-
Fuck it.
-downs straight from the bottle-

((Glass = SHINY!
))

Matty wrote:

((The fact that Fandom is back makes me feel better.
Specially coz JTHM_Nny wrote the pool table Bratt I requested.
And I died whilst reading.
Hahaha.

And why thankyou Chloe.
But me doing Art would just be interesting anyway. With me just being like "WTF ARE WE DOIN?" The whole time.
Art sucks.
Haha))

[[Wait...
Fandom is back.
WITH BRATT?!
*spazzes more*]]

Matty wrote:

((Glass = SHINY!
))

((Glass + Jo = BROKEN GLASS!

That was the equation I was thinking of. Haha.))

((It is for me.
And yep! I asked her to writish and she did! Hahaha.
I will never be able to look at pool cues again.
*Shakes head*
She'll write anything I'll request... Hmm what do I want...
Synobeh? Morey? Hmm....
I will just ask for more Bratt me thinks.))

Matty wrote:

((It is for me.
And yep! I asked her to writish and she did! Hahaha.
I will never be able to look at pool cues again.
*Shakes head*
She'll write anything I'll request... Hmm what do I want...
Synobeh? Morey? Hmm....
I will just ask for more Bratt me thinks.))

((SYNOBYYYYYYYYYYY!
-falls off chair-))

((Even though Jacoby is the most gayest guy in bands.
I dun like slash with him. Or Corey Taylor, I don't know.
I'll asketh though! LOL.))

Matty wrote:

((Even though Jacoby is the most gayest guy in bands.
I dun like slash with him. Or Corey Taylor, I don't know.
I'll asketh though! LOL.))

((-jumps up from floor-
Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
-glomps-
))

Matt_PA wrote:

Captain Syn wrote:

*looks back at Coby*
Looking for work.
More crew to interrupt.
Great.
*turns back to Matt*
What makes you think I'll take you on?
What could you possibly offer me?

Well, what exactly are you looking for?
Any trades?
Special skills?
-shrugs-

The ability to keep people away when I'm trying to have sex with my boyfriend would be fantastic.
To be honest, I'm not really looking for anyone.
I'm pretty much full as far as crew is concerned.
I mean I have no free cabins, so you'd have to share with one of the others - and I warn you, they're all sex-starved gays or insane nymphomaniacs.
Then there's the fact I can't really afford to split my haul much more.
And then of course the fact you interrupted me in the middle of something very important.
But then again, it's always good to have more people to take my anger out on.
*waves letter opener*
And I have a lot of anger.
*smiles at*
Welcome aboard.

-blinks-
Huh?
So, you'll take us on?
-laughs-
Sorry. I'm confused.... you... and...
-shakes head-
-takes Captain's hand-
Thank you Captain.... we won't let you down.
-smiles-
I apologize greatly for the interuption.
-nods-

*smiles back at*
Manners as well.
I see them lasting about two days before you're telling me to go fuck myself like everyone else.
I guess I should introduce myself.
I'm Captain Synyster Gates.
You might have heard of me.
*points to Coby*
That sexy drunkard over there is my first mate, Jacoby Shaddix.
You'll meet the rest of the crew when they come back.
Which isn't until morning.
By my request.
So if you can, y'know, fuck off for a bit, that'd be fantastic.

-laughs-
I have always being polite. Manners get things done, that's my philosophy.
-nods-
Yes Sir.
-salutes-
-grabs Johnny by the arm-
Come on Johnny. We can go and get some of your shit together before embarking on our journey.
-smiles-
-turns to Synyster again-
Thank you again, Captain. We will see you in the morning.
You won't hear from us again tonight.
-smiles and makes way down the hall with Johnny-

-takes sip from the bottle and watches two walk away-
-smiles to self and sits the bottle down on the side-
-jumps off the table-
So...
-makes way over to Syn, shaking hips while walking-
...you and me, have NO more interuptions.
-stands behind Syn and wraps arms around waist-
-pushes hands down the front of Syn's pants-
Right?