RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

"you and me both mate"

-Looks at man with long brown hair sat next to other man with short dark hair with muscles-
Are you talking to me?
-Scowls at-

"yes mate and i wouldn't try any thing stupid arould me savy"

-Laughs-
-Folds arms and puts down drink-
Mm... I love it when they try and be in control.
-Looks at-
You don't know who I am... mate.
'Given most of the people in this bar a broken nose.
-Eyes flicker up and down stranger-
You have a pretty face...
-Touches softly-
Would be a shame for me to ruin it.

"look love i no what you are and i have nothing against you but answer me this do you know captain syn gates"
he drains his bottle and reach out for another

-Drops hand-
-Gets closer to so face is inches away from strangers'-
DON'T call me love.
-Scowls-
You know what I am?
-Eyes flicker up and down again-
What the fuck?! What am I then?
-Glares-
And I don't know a Captain Syn Gates.
-Looks at-
What is it to you anyway?
-Tries to keep temper down-

"well darlin,i do know what you are all though you might not know what you but everyone else does know what you are and he doesn't love you never will and as to my inquiry about captain syn gates is that he is my son and he killed me and took my ship but thats enough about me"

-Blinks-
-Grabs hold of strangers' shirt tightly-
-Growls-
What the fuck?!
You know... if it wasn't for you being so god damn pretty I'd have smashed your face in by now.
-Glares-
What do you want? You're this mans...
-Breathes-
...Dad.
-Pauses-
Go and freaking find him. He aint here.
-Lets go of-
And get the fuck out of my face.

((Sorry, Mick is supposed to be an ass. Matt is sitting next to Jack and he's a nice guy, so yeah.))

-Sees two strangers-
-Sees shorter haired man fighting with longer haired, older man-
-Shakes head-
Erm...
-Looks at Jack-
Is everything okay here?

"look love i would if i could but i can't my son stole my ship is that part sinking in yet and i know i'm pretty and might i add so are you"

-Smirks-
Thank you.
-Crosses arms and steps a little away from man-
Who are you anyway?
-Looks at-
And so what if your son stole your ship.
What the fuck do you want me to do about it?

"you must have heard of me . . . i'm captain jack sparrow mate and i need someone to help me return the favour on my son"

-Looks at Jack-
I have heard your name around these parts.
-Shrugs-
That's all. Still know nothing about you.
-Sighs-
And...
You expect me to help you?
-Laughs-
-Shakes head-
You have no clue.
-Looks at Jack straight in the eye-
-Mutters coldly-
I help no one.

"look unless you want me to haunt you day in day out you will help me find my son i need a ship"

-Looks at-
Listen mate I don't help anyone.
-Looks Jack up and down-
-Smirks-
Unless you can offer me something good in return.
-Winks-

((I'm baaaaack!
And I have a sore throat. ))

((My ears are fucking killing me.
They have been for days but last night my mom put olive oil in it and shit coz it usually helps and now today they hurt so much I have tears in meh eyes.
My throat and jaw and glands, head and part of meh FAYCE hurt too.
GODAMMIT!!
She thinks I have an infection, I need to go to the doctors.
Goddammit.

Welcome back btw ))

((Sounds like it.
I hope I don't get it too.
And thank you.
How you be? After yesterday and all that shizzable.))

((I was a lil depressed and pissed off last night. And earlier I was and pissed off.
I am meh about that now, I am too busy focussing on my EARS THAT ARE KILLING ME than all that other shit.
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
And I don't think you could get it, I don't think it is contageous.
BUT IT HURTS! Ouchy!! ))

"jack i think that you have had enough, your son did not kill you and for that matter YOUR NOT EVEN DEAD"

"am i not" jack stares at his arm"oh"

((Could be, I mean, I have a sore throat.
I don't know.
Yeah. I talked to Syn last night on the phone, so I wasn't too alone.
But all the talking made my throat worse.
Typical.))

Jack Sparrow wrote:

"jack i think that you have had enough, your son did not kill you and for that matter YOUR NOT EVEN DEAD"

"am i not" jack stares at his arm"oh"

-Looks on at Jack-
-Shakes head and sighs-
Fine.
Looks like I'm not gonna help you now.
-Sighs-
-Mutters-
Damn, you'd probably be a good lay.
-Swigs drink-

((Nice.
I talk a lot, as you know.
And my ear hurts muchly now.
Wahhh.))

((I'm go now.
I am too tired to stay on here. I had a loooooooooong day.
So. I shall see you tomorrow in English.
Bye.))

((Uh.
Bye?))

((You know what's just GREAT?
My mom examined meh ear and throat and shit.
Apparently I have tonsilitis, which must have triggered an ear infection or the other way round.
And now it is getting really, really hard to breathe and stuff.
Eeekness!!))