RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

[[Ripping the piss out of for fun and other peoples amusement.]]

Cristina wrote:

[[Ripping the piss out of for fun and other peoples amusement.]]

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((Aww. I have read one of them before. I hope no one does it to me. ))

[[They only do it to bad fics.
So you're definitely not in the firing line.]]

Cristina wrote:

[[They only do it to bad fics.
So you're definitely not in the firing line.]]

((YAY! My fics aren't bad!
I am way too easy to compliement. Haha.))

Cristina wrote:

*pauses on pier*
*eyes ship in dock*
*points out*
That's her, The Deathbat.
*smiles*
The one woman he's paid for that I like.

-Smiles-
-Looks at ship-
Fuck.
-Blinks-
Holy shit, your husbands got a big one.
-Tries not to crack up-
-Looks at Cristina-
Sorry.

Jacoby wrote:

Cristina wrote:

[[They only do it to bad fics.
So you're definitely not in the firing line.]]

((YAY! My fics aren't bad!
I am way too easy to compliement. Haha.))

[[LoL.

I've been tempted to write a really bad, really obvious Mary-Sue at some point to see if I can get MSTed by some poor oblivious sod.]]

Mick wrote:

Cristina wrote:

*pauses on pier*
*eyes ship in dock*
*points out*
That's her, The Deathbat.
*smiles*
The one woman he's paid for that I like.

-Smiles-
-Looks at ship-
Fuck.
-Blinks-
Holy shit, your husbands got a big one.
-Tries not to crack up-
-Looks at Cristina-
Sorry.

Well, you know what they say about men with big ships.
They're overcompensating for something.
*giggles*
And he is definitely overcompensating.
*wiggles pinky*
*laughs*

-Laughs-
-Grins-
-Shakes head-
Seriously, I can not wait to meet this dude.
-Sighs-
-Turns to Cristina-
If you hate him so much.
Why are you still here? Why haven't you left him yet?
Left his life forever and made a new one with someone else?
Sorry for the questions but...
-Sighs-
I blame the drink.
And the fact that you seem to be the only person ever who doesn't annoy me.
-Laughs-

Cristina wrote:

Jacoby wrote:

Cristina wrote:

[[They only do it to bad fics.
So you're definitely not in the firing line.]]

((YAY! My fics aren't bad!
I am way too easy to compliement. Haha.))

[[LoL.

I've been tempted to write a really bad, really obvious Mary-Sue at some point to see if I can get MSTed by some poor oblivious sod.]]

((I hate how people can be so mean about others creative-ness.
Since I was bullied at school about my art work.
But still, whatever. ))

*sighs*
Because I stupidly still love him.
Because part of me wants to believe that one day he'll be mine and mine alone.
Because it's fun torturing him.
*laughs*
I should leave really but I can't bring myself to stay away from him.
Plus there aren't exactly any men I've found who are willing to put up with me.
*smiles at*
I'm the only person who doesn't annoy you?
I'm honoured.

-Shrugs-
Probably coz you are a woman.
I don't usually talk to them much.
But you're pretty decent.
-Looks back towards ship-
So are you gonna be on her for this journey?
-Looks Cristina up and down-
Would definitely make this trip more exciting.
-Smiles-
And you definitely not an interesting relationship with your husband there.
-Laughs-

((Do you want one of my characters to tie in with the Mick and Christina-ness?
I have only read one of two posts so... I don't know. Haha.))

Yeah, I'm staying aboard.
I'd miss all the fun otherwise.
These ports are dull.
But some of Syn's adventures?
*laughs*
Oh they're great fun.
It's a shame really about myself and Syn.
We used to be really close, best friends in childhood and now...
Well it's all gone to shit.

[[I hate 18 Visions - musically.
*hides*
But I have a massive urge to listen to them right now.
=\]]

Jacoby wrote:

((Do you want one of my characters to tie in with the Mick and Christina-ness?
I have only read one of two posts so... I don't know. Haha.))

[[Can do, yeah.
Might get some more allies for Cristina.
Maybe having the ships crew torn in two later in the RP, an attempted mutiny or something?
I dunno, I'm just throwing out other ideas.
We don't seem to have any set plans at the mo, haha.]]

((Sounds like a good idea! Haha))

-Looks at Cristina-
Good.
-Sighs-
How is Syn though?
Coz listen lady, I can't deal with another man telling me what to do.
I'll punch his fucking lights out.
-Looks to ship-
Is he gonna fuck with me?

((Okie Dokie. I shall be Zacky, because he would be a good Christina Allie. And he could maybe develop a little crush on Mick? So that Matt has to fight for him. I dunno. I am making this up as I go along. Haha.))

Aside from the hottest thing you'll see out on the blue?
He's an ass.
But he's kinda turned soft recently.
*looks over*
He'll be nice to you.
You've got looks and spunk.
He likes that.

Zacky wrote:

((Okie Dokie. I shall be Zacky, because he would be a good Christina Allie. And he could maybe develop a little crush on Mick? So that Matt has to fight for him. I dunno. I am making this up as I go along. Haha.))

[[Ooh, yeah.
That sounds good.
Coz the Syn/Zacky/Matt love triangle kinda died with the Synoby.
But Mick/Zacky/Matt's good!
And cute!
Coz Mick and Matt have had a total personality swap.]]

-Smiles-
Sounds like my kinda man...
-Turns to Cristina-
-Shakes head-
I won't try anything though, not even a one nighter. I like her too much to fuck with her like that.
Good I guess.
-Licks lips-
So, when will I meet him?
Heard so freaking much about him...
-Smiles-
Time I met the man in person now, right?

-walks up to the first deck-
Out on fucking patrol because the two fruit cakes wanted a night in.
-grumbles and walks on the top deck-
-sees people standing by the side of the ship-
-narrows eyes at-
Wait a minute... that's...
-widens eyes and ducks down-
-looks through port hole at Cristina-
Who is she...
-widens eyes-
My God... he's so rugged, and handsome.
-gasps-

Eager, aren't we?
*laughs*
Well, he'll be with his bitch but we should go and see them.
I mean, he wouldn't want me to bring a stranger on board without his knowledge.
*smirks*

[[Why do I have this massive urge to give Syn and Coby the old SM:TV Chums problem and have them always interrupted whenever they get close to finally having sex?]]

Zacky wrote:

Out of fucking patrol because the two fruit cakes what a night in.

[[Nice choice of phrasing as I am currently eating fruit cake.]]

Cristina wrote:

Eager, aren't we?
*laughs*
Well, he'll be with his bitch but we should go and see them.
I mean, he wouldn't want me to bring a stranger on board without his knowledge.
*smirks*

[[Why do I have this massive urge to give Syn and Coby the old SM:TV Chums problem and have them always interrupted whenever they get close to finally having sex?]]

((Because it's a brilliant idea! Do it! Do it! DO IT! Haha.))

Cristina wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Out of fucking patrol because the two fruit cakes what a night in.

[[Nice choice of phrasing as I am currently eating fruit cake.]]

(Muhahahaha!! It's the twin thing again.
And I am sorry for the terrible grammar/spelling. Haha.))

[[Then Mick and Cristina shall ruin their little love in.

This twin thing's getting weeeeeeird, haha.]]