RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

Well, it's a very important job.
You have to drop lots of pretty flower petals along the aisle to make it look nice for me and Daddy M.
*smiles*
*lifts up onto knee*
You think you can do that for us?

((I seem to be getting used to this Photoshop-ness.

Spoiler:

I now understand what layers are.
And it's pretty damn hard working out what purple is when all the colours are in brown, black and green. LOL.))

Brian wrote:

Well, it's a very important job.
You have to drop lots of pretty flower petals along the aisle to make it look nice for me and Daddy M.
*smiles*
*lifts up onto knee*
You think you can do that for us?

-nods-
Erm... I think so.
-smiles and looks over at Zacky-
-points at and giggles-
You look like a Penguin.
Big Zee. From Surf's Up!
-giggles-

-mock scowls-
-crosses arms over chest-
At least I am a character in a cool film.
-mock huffs-

((Where is this wedding taking place btw?))

-Has finished getting ready-
-Looks at clock-
Fuck!! It's so soon!
Eek!
-Bites lip-
-Sorts out collar for the millionth time-

Matty wrote:

((Where is this wedding taking place btw?))

-Has finished getting ready-
-Looks at clock-
Fuck!! It's so soon!
Eek!
-Bites lip-
-Sorts out collar for the millionth time-

((I assumed it was a registry office. So that's what I had Zacky say earlier. -shurgs-))

Zacky wrote:

Matty wrote:

((Where is this wedding taking place btw?))

-Has finished getting ready-
-Looks at clock-
Fuck!! It's so soon!
Eek!
-Bites lip-
-Sorts out collar for the millionth time-

((I assumed it was a registry office. So that's what I had Zacky say earlier. -shurgs-))

((LOL! I thought it was in their garden.
That's what they said they wanted ages ago.
That they wanted it outdoors or something/
LOL. I don't know. I am confused.
We somehow making it legal where they are or something? Haha))

[[Awww Avaaaaa!]]

My best man's a penguin.
*laughs*
I'm so nonconformist.
*looks to clock*
Yikes, not long now.
*turns to Ava*
You want to get your shoes on baby?
We have to go soon.

Okay, Daddy!
*hops off knee*
*waddles away like a penguin*

*laughs*
I have the cutest kid.

Matty wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Matty wrote:

((Where is this wedding taking place btw?))

-Has finished getting ready-
-Looks at clock-
Fuck!! It's so soon!
Eek!
-Bites lip-
-Sorts out collar for the millionth time-

((I assumed it was a registry office. So that's what I had Zacky say earlier. -shurgs-))

((LOL! I thought it was in their garden.
That's what they said they wanted ages ago.
That they wanted it outdoors or something/
LOL. I don't know. I am confused.
We somehow making it legal where they are or something? Haha))

((I didn't know they were having it in their garden.
I didn't get the memo and how do you expect me to remember.
Erm... Don't know then. Haha.))

-Bites lip-
-Looks at time-
Fuck, it's so fucking soon, I...
-Runs around room, waving hands around in camp manner-
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck...
-Moans-
-Stops-
It's gonna be okay.
-Breathes-
You're gonna marry the man you love.
-Smiles-
And become Mr Matthew Haner.
-Grins-
WOOO!

Matty wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Matty wrote:

((Where is this wedding taking place btw?))

-Has finished getting ready-
-Looks at clock-
Fuck!! It's so soon!
Eek!
-Bites lip-
-Sorts out collar for the millionth time-

((I assumed it was a registry office. So that's what I had Zacky say earlier. -shurgs-))

((LOL! I thought it was in their garden.
That's what they said they wanted ages ago.
That they wanted it outdoors or something/
LOL. I don't know. I am confused.
We somehow making it legal where they are or something? Haha))

[[And now we're worried about believability?
Dude, they've had a baby together - which is physically impossible.
Legal gay marriage isn't that much of a stretch, heh.

Maybe have it outdoors near the registry office or something?
I dunno.
Coz if it was in their garden, surely the guests'd be wandering around the house and shit already.]]

Zacky wrote:

Matty wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Matty wrote:

((Where is this wedding taking place btw?))

-Has finished getting ready-
-Looks at clock-
Fuck!! It's so soon!
Eek!
-Bites lip-
-Sorts out collar for the millionth time-

((I assumed it was a registry office. So that's what I had Zacky say earlier. -shurgs-))

((LOL! I thought it was in their garden.
That's what they said they wanted ages ago.
That they wanted it outdoors or something/
LOL. I don't know. I am confused.
We somehow making it legal where they are or something? Haha))

((I didn't know they were having it in their garden.
I didn't get the memo and how do you expect me to remember.
Erm... Don't know then. Haha.))

((Memo?
And we'll just have it at that office thing.
T'was just ages ago they said outside or something.
I think.
Unless I dreamed this.
Hahaha.))

Brian wrote:

[[Awww Avaaaaa!]]

My best man's a penguin.
*laughs*
I'm so nonconformist.
*looks to clock*
Yikes, not long now.
*turns to Ava*
You want to get your shoes on baby?
We have to go soon.

Okay, Daddy!
*hops off knee*
*waddles away like a penguin*

*laughs*
I have the cutest kid.

She's mocking me.
-mock pouts-
-laughs-
Yeah she is.
I just wish me and Mick could have the same joy of kids.
((Me and Jo said ages ago they were gonna be infertitle(sp?)))
-pauses-
Anyways.
-claps-
Let's get this show on the road.

Brian wrote:

Matty wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Matty wrote:

((Where is this wedding taking place btw?))

-Has finished getting ready-
-Looks at clock-
Fuck!! It's so soon!
Eek!
-Bites lip-
-Sorts out collar for the millionth time-

((I assumed it was a registry office. So that's what I had Zacky say earlier. -shurgs-))

((LOL! I thought it was in their garden.
That's what they said they wanted ages ago.
That they wanted it outdoors or something/
LOL. I don't know. I am confused.
We somehow making it legal where they are or something? Haha))

[[And now we're worried about believability?
Dude, they've had a baby together - which is physically impossible.
Legal gay marriage isn't that much of a stretch, heh.

Maybe have it outdoors near the registry office or something?
I dunno.
Coz if it was in their garden, surely the guests'd be wandering around the house and shit already.]]

((Okay true. LOL.
And PFT I have worked all this out!!!
When a guy gets pregnant by another guy (which IS possible) the government whisks them off to an Island that is hidden somewhere, where they stay with their baby.
Coz it can't get out that it is possible for a man to get pregnant, or else there will be no women left and men will just be having babies and populating the world with other men.
And on this island, there are nothing but men. And their kids are boys and they grow up to be gay men.
And then more men are taken to the island.
And so therefore it is an island of gay men.
Which I wanna visit
I explained this to Chloe aaages ago. She was just liker WTF but I was just like
And okay whatever.
I just like outdoors weddings.
*Shrugs*))

I'm sure you will.
Somehow you will.
*smiles*
*takes deep breath*
Okay... okay... I can do this...
*squeals in excitement*
Whoa, that was... really gay.
*laughs*
Fuck it, I don't care!
Zee, I'm getting married!!!
*bounces in chair*

[[I remember seeing the infertile thingy.
Awww.
Poor Zee and Mickkkky.
Would it be too gooey and corny to have one of them discover they're pregnant at the reception? Haha.
Like a miracle child.]]

((YEAH ZACKEH SHOULD BE PREGNANT!
*Dies*))

Matty wrote:

Brian wrote:

Matty wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Matty wrote:

((Where is this wedding taking place btw?))

-Has finished getting ready-
-Looks at clock-
Fuck!! It's so soon!
Eek!
-Bites lip-
-Sorts out collar for the millionth time-

((I assumed it was a registry office. So that's what I had Zacky say earlier. -shurgs-))

((LOL! I thought it was in their garden.
That's what they said they wanted ages ago.
That they wanted it outdoors or something/
LOL. I don't know. I am confused.
We somehow making it legal where they are or something? Haha))

[[And now we're worried about believability?
Dude, they've had a baby together - which is physically impossible.
Legal gay marriage isn't that much of a stretch, heh.

Maybe have it outdoors near the registry office or something?
I dunno.
Coz if it was in their garden, surely the guests'd be wandering around the house and shit already.]]

((Okay true. LOL.
And PFT I have worked all this out!!!
When a guy gets pregnant by another guy (which IS possible) the government whisks them off to an Island that is hidden somewhere, where they stay with their baby.
Coz it can't get out that it is possible for a man to get pregnant, or else there will be no women left and men will just be having babies and populating the world with other men.
And on this island, there are nothing but men. And their kids are boys and they grow up to be gay men.
And then more men are taken to the island.
And so therefore it is an island of gay men.
Which I wanna visit
I explained this to Chloe aaages ago. She was just liker WTF but I was just like
And okay whatever.
I just like outdoors weddings.
*Shrugs*))

[[*backs away slowly*
*runs screaming*]]

I know Brian!
I'm so happy for you.
-smiles at-
-bounces slightly on the table-
-looks upstairs-
Right. You get to the registry office.
I'll go and see how my Micky is today.
My poor baby.
-pauses-
And then I'll bring Matt to the registry office.
-nods-
Being best man for two guys takes it's toll. But it's better than the two of you fighting over me I guess.

((LOL. I think we should make this ending as corny and happy as possbile. As it hasn't happened before. Haha. Well, Mick could be feeling ill and he could be pregnant? I mean, we haven't heard from him yet? Or he's taking the test now?))

((YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!!
*Plots how to travel to the island*
I also worked out, that if it happens to a famous person AKA someone in a band, they have to cover it up somehow, so they take the person away and bring back someone who looks like them, but isn't exactly like they were before.
It is what happened to Coby. When he was chubbier and paler and not so good looking he got knocked up. And then was taken to the island. And then a hotter, more tanned, thinner Coby who is really a robot took his place.
*Nods*
It is the same with everyone.
AND IT MAKES SENSE!!))

((Alrighteh!))

-Moans and clutches something-
Either I ate something really bad or...
-Peers at box-
-Bites lip-
I gotta at least try, I mean...
-Opens up and reads instructions-
-Nods-
((*Takes test*))
-Waits-
-Breathes heavily while waiting-
We freaking took so many tests... neither of us can have babies...
-Waits-
I can't be pregnant... yeah, that was that one time when he topped me and it felt weird and different than usual, but still...
-Breathes-
-Sees the test is ready-
-Looks over at, scared-
-Looks at test-
Oh. My. God.

Matty wrote:

((YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!!
*Plots how to travel to the island*
I also worked out, that if it happens to a famous person AKA someone in a band, they have to cover it up somehow, so they take the person away and bring back someone who looks like them, but isn't exactly like they were before.
It is what happened to Coby. When he was chubbier and paler and not so good looking he got knocked up. And then was taken to the island. And then a hotter, more tanned, thinner Coby who is really a robot took his place.
*Nods*
It is the same with everyone.
AND IT MAKES SENSE!!))

((Like when Zacky lost weight and got blonde?))

((Jo has to BRB
She isn't searching for this island, she swears
Sooooo try and do stuff without Mick and Matt or something.
Get to the placeage or whatever.
*Shrugs*))

Zacky wrote:

Matty wrote:

((YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!!
*Plots how to travel to the island*
I also worked out, that if it happens to a famous person AKA someone in a band, they have to cover it up somehow, so they take the person away and bring back someone who looks like them, but isn't exactly like they were before.
It is what happened to Coby. When he was chubbier and paler and not so good looking he got knocked up. And then was taken to the island. And then a hotter, more tanned, thinner Coby who is really a robot took his place.
*Nods*
It is the same with everyone.
AND IT MAKES SENSE!!))

((Like when Zacky lost weight and got blonde?))

((ZOMG YES!!))

Got it!
*gets up from chair*
Ava, honey, we gotta go now!

Okay Daddy!!!
*runs into kitchen*
*grins up at Daddy B*
You look really handsome Daddy.

*feels tears well up*
Thank you.
*waves at eyes with hands*
Okay, no tears, no tears.
*takes Ava's hand*
*heads out of house*

[[Yeah, I was thinking Mick could be the pregnant one.
Just coz he hasn't popped up, LoL.]]

((YAY!!!))

-watches Brian and Ava leave the house-
See you there Bri.
-waves at and shuts the door once they are in the car-
-breathes-
Right. Now to attend to the other blushing bride.
-laughs-
-runs up the stairs-
Matt. We gotta go!
-walks along the landing-
-hears Mick heaving in the bathroom-
-grimaces-
-knocks-
Mick. Are you OK sweetie?
-bites lip-
I hope he's ok for the wedding today.

-Blinks and hears-
Zacky!!!
I'm fine.

-Blinks-
-Is speechless-
Erm, I'm just coming.
-Cleans self up and puts pregnancy test in bin-
-Unlocks door and comes out-