RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

((He wouldn't mind being with my parents I don't think. He said that about the whole ML thing. He said he was polite to peoples parents, so hopefully my dad will like him.
And not interregate him too much. Haha.))

You could always be a sexy Santa.
No shirt and the Santa pants.
Ooh... or just a Santa hat.
*shakes head*
But that would give Ava a life-long fear of the guy.
Maybe that idea should just be for Daddy.
*smirks*

Matty wrote:

-Shrugs-
Don't look at me.
You know my fear of getting old and fat with grey hair.
I think dressing up as santa may just kill me. Haha.

((Alice cooper = Brighton
And Bournemouth which is closer I think. Haha.

Oh, and there is another mention of A7X riiight at the back in small writing in the whats on thing on the upcoming gigs. A small pic with a small thing that says about their small 3 day dates that are coming up. WELL FINALLY!!! Even though they didnt even freaking advertise it in here (not that there would have been any point) But still! grr))

((Ahh. Don't worry about it then. My mum is a great Alice Cooper fan. "I'd go if it was Portsmouth." Haha. LOL.))

((ZOMG you know in magazines like Sugar (WHO HAD WIL FRANCIS IN THE LADMAD WHAT THE FUCK?!) And Sneak and shit have pages about who is dressed well lately, all the celebs and how nice their outfits are and shit.

Yeah, Kerrang has that now.

"Dressed to impress" Pics of people, with what they say they were wearing, and then Kerrang's verdict underneath whether it is nice or not.

LOL so much @ Kerrang turning into a fashion magazine. Haha

Then again, I guess it kinda always was.....))

Brian wrote:

You could always be a sexy Santa.
No shirt and the Santa pants.
Ooh... or just a Santa hat.
*shakes head*
But that would give Ava a life-long fear of the guy.
Maybe that idea should just be for Daddy.
*smirks*

-Grins-
I'll do that for you I suppose.
But not the whole works, sorry.
You'd have to get me pretty damn drunk for me to do that.
Or you'll have to find some way to persuade me...
-Winks-
Other than that.... No. I am not dressing up as an old, fat pedophile man that makes kids sit on his lap and laugh while they do and come into kids bedroom's at night.
-Nods-

Oh Matt.
You make Santa Claus sound oh so appealing.
-laughs and gets off chair-
I'm gonna make myself some breakf.... lunch.
-scratches head-
-laughs and walks out of living room-

-Watches Zacky walk away-
What, are you attracted to him or something?
-Shivers-
I have always hated Santa.

((Awww at Ian Watkins in Kerrang, he is like so star stuck at the K! Awards that it is cute.))

*slaps Matt's arm*
Christmas is supposed to be magickal and you're ruining it.
Santa was not a pedophile!
He was just a kind old man who helped out hookers.
There is nothing sordid in that.

Hey.
I never had a Dad to dress up as Santa so I just got a shit load more presents from my mum trying to make me believe he was real. I was a spoilt kid.
-laughs-
-walks into kitchen and grabs a banana-
It's too early to cook anything.
-peels banana and walks back into living room-

-Shrugs-
I just don't like Santa, ok?
But it's okay... This year... This year will be the best christmas ever.
Because I won't have my family who I hate to spend it with, I have my new family which I love.
-Smiles at Brian and Zacky-
I also have a feeling this is going to be a very mushy christmas.
I apologize in advance.
-Laughs-

My dad dressed up as Santa once.
But I got pissed off when he wouldn't show me the reindeer so he had to come clean.
*sighs*
Kinda disillusioning.

-lays down on sofa-
-says with mouthful of banana-
I an't fait. Rst Rismass...
-swallows-
Sorry. First Christmas away from the Baker women.
No more crazy Italian pork dishes as Christmas lunch.
We can have turkey.
YEAH!!
-punches fists in the air-
-laughs and eat more banana-

Matty wrote:

-Shrugs-
I just don't like Santa, ok?
But it's okay... This year... This year will be the best christmas ever.
Because I won't have my family who I hate to spend it with, I have my new family which I love.
-Smiles at Brian and Zacky-
I also have a feeling this is going to be a very mushy christmas.
I apologize in advance.
-Laughs-

As long as you don't pass out in the turkey like last year, apology accepted.
*smiles at memory*
That said, it was fun seeing how many sprouts I could fit in your mouth before you woke up.
*sighs*
Not so fun performing the hiemlich when you choked on them.

Matty wrote:

-Smiles-
Last Christmas was fun too.
-Winks at Brian-
If you remember what part I am on about, at least.
-Laughs-
And yeah, it's going to be amazing this year. Proper food, proper gifts and proper love.
-Smiles-
And when I say proper love...

Oh no wait, sorry. I have to wait till new years.

-looks at-
Aww. Is Brian banning sex for you until New Years?
-laughs-
Poor Mattie.
-finishes banana-

I remember exactly what bit you're on about.
*spots feather duster still in hand*
I must have been holding this for the past hour.
*sticks in back of pants*
Much better.
I might allow you some special Christmas love too, Matty.
I mean, who knows what'll happen if you get me under the mistletoe.

[[I have Antonio Banderas up my nose, but that's besides the point.
I wonder what would happen if those guys accidentally caught each other under the mistletoe.
OMG! THEY HAVE TO DO CHRISTMAS DATES!
Then, while Syn and Matt are signing things, I'll whip out mistletoe, get a kiss off both of them then hold it between them.
]]

((ZOMG YES!!! Haha YOU GOTTA DO IT!))


-Grins-
I say we should have mistletoe all over this house.
And no matter who it is under it, they just have to kiss.
-Nods-
Unless we invite a woman round.
-Shrugs-
But that will just never happen.
-Laughs-
And yay! Special Christmas love.
-Looks at Brian-
It's gotta be better than normal love you know.
-Nods-

((Muhahaha!!!! Oh Lord. We have to make friends with some American's and tell them to do it for us. Knowing them, they will be playing the US at Christmas. ))

-widens eyes and choke slightly-
What?
-coughs-
-regains self-
We are having a foursome on New Years Eve?
-grins goofily-

[[I have images... and I have to go to an appointment in about half an hour.
This is going to be highly amusing.
Knowing my look I'll be interviewed by a Brian next to a Matt.]]

Better than normal love?
Is that even possible?
I mean, dude, my normal love is pretty fucking hot.
I don't know if I can do any better than that.
*looks to Zacky*
Yep, a New Year's foursome.
If you and Mick are up for it, so to speak.

Matty wrote:

-Looks at-

-Nods vigourously-
Is that okay with you Zacky?
-Laughs-

Are you fucking kidding me?
It would be the best Christmas present ever.
-gets off sofa-
-glomps Matt-
I love you.
-glomps Brian-
And you too.
-kisses both on the cheek-
-jumps and down excitedly-

*is glomped*
OOF!
Dude, did I just get laid?
*looks over own body*

((You have an appointment?
GOOD LUCK! With whatever it is. LOL.))

-laughs-
-blushes-
Sorry. Just a little over excoted I guess.
-shrugs-