RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

((Well. I am gonna go to bed now and listen to music and dream that Zacky V is giving me oral. Night. X))

((Aww ness

I made him

Spoiler:

And he made me

Spoiler:

[[Awwww!
I haven't read any of the hullabaloo yet.
To be honest, I'm a little afraid.]]

[[I was right.
It was scary.
*washes brain out*
Aaaaaagh!
Damn showerheads!!!!]]

((HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU! Well that was a good night.))

[[Probably coz in my day, people were still kinda quiet about techniques and exactly WHEN they were doing it, haha.
That said, to join the discussion, it's always Syn.
Obviously.]]

((It's Syn for me too! But only because I am imagining that I am Zacky. ))

[[Dude, I have competition.
*scowls*
He's myyyyyyy bitch!]]

Brian wrote:

[[Dude, I have competition.
*scowls*
He's myyyyyyy bitch!]]

((Are you saying that to me, or the Zacky in my head?))

[[LoL, tis directed at the inner Zacky.
*scowls into ear*
Y'HEAR?!]]

Brian wrote:

[[LoL, tis directed at the inner Zacky.
*scowls into ear*
Y'HEAR?!]]

((OUCH!!!!!
-covers ears-
You hurt the inner Zacky. He's kicking at my brain. And that hurts meh!

BTW. Jo has just left her house. So I will be popping off shortly.
Oh and did you get anywhere with the indecent exposure Matt fic last night?))

[[Ooops.

Never even managed to get it started.
I ended up watching The Mighty Boosh instead.
I'm still not sure if I like that... ]]

(( (LOL.)

Disgraceful! Even though I can't talk, I have a habit of starting stories, getting peope hooked then never finishing them. LOL.
Oh, is that the thing with Noel Fielding from The IT Crowd in it? He's so funny. And cute, in an indie boy sort of way. LOL.))

[[Yup.
It's so... random.
I mean, his character was brought up in the forest by Brian Ferry and he wasn't allowed to sleep because monkeys would steal his face for their monkey king.

I have one almost fully written.
Well I have a scene kid getting killed by a psychotic Syn but then I'm kinda stuck with where to go with it.
Quite irritated.]]

[[Bob the Builder?
*glares*
The Cookie Monster?]]

Brian wrote:

[[Bob the Builder?
*glares*
The Cookie Monster?]]

((Yeah I am the cookie monster!!

I just took over Chloe's computer to talk to Alex on MSN. LOL.

And C IS FOR COOKIE ITS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
OH COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE STARTS WITH C!!))

[[But the Cookie Monster is evil.
He's Syn's biggest fear, remember? LoL.]]

(I do. Haha
Hey Syn, Alex has never seen new Syn with his new mullet hair.
Pic spam?
PICTURRRRRES|!!))

*sits in lounge*
*flips through gay wedding magazines*
Nudist weddings?
Matt'd love that.
*continues flipping*
*hears phone ring*
*eyes flick to sleeping Ava*
Don't wake up, don't wake up!
*hisses*
STOP RINGING!
*fumbles around in pockets for cell*
*sees Ava stirring*
SHUT UP!
*pulls out*
*hears Ava whining*
*hits answer button*
*whispers*
Hello?
*walks over to Ava*
*gently rocks basket*
Shhh, shhh, it's okay baby, shhhh.

Hello, can I speak to a Mr Brian Haner?


Speaking.
Oh shit, no, sweetie, no.
Don't cry.

*starts crying*

*holds phone between ear and shoulder*
*picks Ava up from basket*
*rocks*
Shhh, shhh, shhh.
*says into phone*
Look, this really isn't a good time, my daughter's just woken up and she's kind of cranky.
Can you call back later?

I'm afraid not, Mr Haner.
We've been trying to contact you for days and this is the first time we've got hold of you.

Fucking telemarketers.
Look, I don't need a holiday home in Greece, my car insurance is up-to-date, I already have a cellphone and I'm not interested in taking part in a timeshare presentation.

I'm afraid this is a little more serious than that, Mr Haner.

*sighs*
Look, can you just give me a minute to sort out my baby?
Or is it too serious for that too?

Of course.

Thank you.
*lets phone fall from shoulder*
*rocks Ava*
Come on princess, daddy's got to talk to some stupid men, okay?
*starts quietly singing Nothing Else Matters - coz Ava's cool and has Metallica for lullabies*
*watches drift off*
*kisses head*
Good girl.
*puts back in seat*
*rests bunny next to*
*smiles at*
*picks up phone*
Right, what are you trying to sell me?

I'm afraid you're mistaken Mr Haner.
This is Ms. Gossow from the School Board.
We've heard some disturbing rumours about your conduct towards a student.

Zacky?
No, they can't do anything about that now.
He's a former student and he wouldn't have said anything.
No-one who knows has said anything.
I... I don't know what you're getting at.

A number of students have made complaints about your unorthodox teaching methods, which have allegedly included derogatory comments and sexual advances.

What the fuck?
*drops onto sofa*
Which students?

I'm afraid I can't disclose that information.

You're afraid of an awful lot of things.
How am I supposed to defend myself if you won't tell me who's been talking shit about me?

Mr Haner, this is just standard procedure.
I'm just the secretary, I've been told to inform you of the complaint and of your unpaid suspension.

What the fuck?
You can't do that!
I have a kid!
How am I supposed to afford things for her?
You can't suspend me!

I'm sorry Mr. Haner but there's nothing I can do.
You will be recieving a letter from the board within the next few days with details of your hearing.
Good day, Mr Haner.
*hangs up*

No, this is...
*hears dial tone*
*flings phone across room*
*hears Ava start crying*
Fucks sake...

[[The Bratt story was too happy. Haha.]]