RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

[[And I thought I was bad when I was drunk.
I'd upload the video of my drunken dance but I'd quite like to keep my dignity.

A7X took drastic measures in making sure their bassist wasn't drunk on stage.
Namely on stage police style checks.
Which Johnny failed.

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You've missed your cooking?
I've had to live off packet rice and pasta for the past two weeks.
How do you think I feel?
*tucks in*
Mmm, real food.

((LOL!!! Haha aww!
And I swear to GOD the lyrics to that song where Corey Taylor sings in is "I'm not Jesus, Jesus wasn't FAT!"
Seriously, Jesus is taking over the world. LOL))

[[Shadows didn't spit the same way as most people.

Spoiler:

And I refuse to accept I'm the only person who literally humped my TV when this image came up during the STD Making Of:

Spoiler:

Oh sweet Jesus, the eyes.]]

Brian wrote:

You've missed your cooking?
I've had to live off packet rice and pasta for the past two weeks.
How do you think I feel?
*tucks in*
Mmm, real food.

-laughs-
I left some meals in the freezer for you and Matt.
Or did you devour those in the first night?
-laughs-
-takes bite from sandwich-
-says with mouthful-
Oh...I also made some...
-swallows-
Sorry. Somewhere in the freezer, there's some liquidized spaghetti bolognese for Ava.
I thought you'd get tried of breast feeding.
Did Matt not tell you?

You seem to forget that frozen food includes cooking.
Which I can't do unless Matt's not around.
And Matt sure as hell wouldn't do.
*looks to stairs*
And no, he conveniently forgot about that food for Ava.

((You wanna know what I saw when I humped the TV...

Spoiler:

OHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!))

Mmmm... Very true.
-finishes sandwich-
I will have to give you a crash course in cooking one day.
-nods-
-cocks eyebrow-
Oh yeah. I forgot that Matt has a... thing about you breast feeding.
I still don't get that.
-shakes head-

[[I couldn't really see anything when I humped it, haha.
Damn my small portable!
That face needs seeing on a massive giant screen plasma TV!
God knows what I'd have done if we'd got cinema releases over here.

BELLAFACE!

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Brian wrote:

[[I couldn't really see anything when I humped it, haha.
Damn my small portable!
That face needs seeing on a massive giant screen plasma TV!
God knows what I'd have done if we'd got cinema releases over here.

BELLAFACE!

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]]

((Muhahah!
That is the best face ever. Haha.))

((Alex left :(
But THIS is his DP:

Spoiler:

And he is trying to look more like Syn.

WOOOOO!!!

And YAY FOR PIC SPAM!))

Zacky wrote:

Mmmm... Very true.
-finishes sandwich-
I will have to give you a crash course in cooking one day.
-nods-
-cocks eyebrow-
Oh yeah. I forgot that Matt has a... thing about you breast feeding.
I still don't get that.
-shakes head-

He's Matt, I'm half-naked, what's to get?
*laughs*
Some help with cooking might be good.
I'd like my daughter to eat more than bread and water.

-laughs-
Alright.
I'll give you a crash course in the next week.
-nods and takes plates-
-puts in the dishwasher-
And Matt is just all sexual so...
-shrugs-
Yeah. I can see what you mean.
But still, he seems to be always staring whenever you feed.
Like... he wished he was Ava or something.
-turns on the dishwasher-

[[*dies*

Spoiler:

I'm having issues with breathing right now.
Syn's shirt is his VMA shirt and I'm having hair flashbacks.
But he looks so skinny.
NO MORE MUSCLES!
*cries*]]

Matty wrote:

((Alex left :(
But THIS is his DP:

Spoiler:

And he is trying to look more like Syn.

WOOOOO!!!

And YAY FOR PIC SPAM!))

((Aww Damn. Now you will just have to make do with us. LOL.))

((LOL I am watching that Critical Acclaim Music Video again.
I LOVE THEM KIDS!!!! THEY ARE SO COOOOOL!!!))

Brian wrote:

[[*dies*

Spoiler:

I'm having issues with breathing right now.
Syn's shirt is his VMA shirt and I'm having hair flashbacks.
But he looks so skinny.
NO MORE MUSCLES!
*cries*]]

(( at Zacky. Awww. He looks like a kid that untucked his shirt after his Mum tucked it in just to look cool. HAHA. Awww.
BRB. Dinner.))

Dude, if Matt wants to suck my nipples I'm not going to stop him.
*joins in kitchen*
*sits on counter*
You don't think he's one of those guys that's into breastfeeding do you?
I mean, him actually...
*shudders*
No, he can't be.
I mean, I'd know if he was...
*holds head in hands*
Oh God.

Zacky wrote:

Brian wrote:

[[*dies*

Spoiler:

I'm having issues with breathing right now.
Syn's shirt is his VMA shirt and I'm having hair flashbacks.
But he looks so skinny.
NO MORE MUSCLES!
*cries*]]

(( at Zacky. Awww. He looks like a kid that untucked his shirt after his Mum tucked it in just to look cool. HAHA. Awww.
BRB. Dinner.))

[[To look cool?
He's in a cardigan.
Even Zacky V can't make cardigans cool.]]

-Wakes up-
-Crawls out of bed-
-Calls-
BRIAN!?
-Yawns-
-Walks out of bedroom-

*hears Matt*
Ah, the dead have risen.
*calls*
I'm raping Zacky in the kitchen!!!

-Yawns and walks downstairs-
-Calls-
Oh really? Can I join in?
-Laughs and walks into kitchen naked-
-Smiles-
-Yawns again-
What time is it?

Well I guess you came prepared.
*nods to nudity*
*looks to clock*
That time.

[[I have decided to adopt Wolfie's mate from down the pub and take him to A7X when I meet them.]]

((Oooh!!!! LOL
Guess what!
I am listening to Paramore and am not completely repulsed

-Looks down at clock-
I really am lazy.
-Looks down at self-
-Shrugs-
So are you serious? Are we really raping Zacky? Coz if so, can I fuck him?

Pleaaaaaaaase?!
-Laughs softly-

[[I however kinda am. Haha.
Aww, Matt can't spell.
I just watched the Critical Acclaim Webisodes again and when you see the shot of the computer screen with the lyrics on, Matt's misspelled quiet as quite.]]

Well, I dunno.
I mean, I guess it's only fair.
I have, you deserve a turn.
Then Zacky can fuck me.
*smirks*
But would it really be rape though?