RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

-frowns-
Well, since he's already pissed at me, I can tie him up, and you can fuck him.
That way, he won't be as mad at you.
-nods-

Fuck the floor!!
-Glares at-
-Breathes and tries to calm down-
Zacky!! I love YOU remember?! I wanna spend time with YOU! Not ALONE on the FLOOR!!
-Sees Zacky not responding-
FINE!
I'll sleep in the BATH TUB shall I?!
-Glares and grabs pillow from bed-
-Takes to en suite along with blanket-
-Puts into bath and gets into-
Hmm... surprisingly comfy...
-Grumbles-

Kaoru wrote:

-smirk-
You know what cheers lots of people up?
Bondage.
-nods-
You should tie him to the bed, make it impossible for him to move his arms and legs.
-smiles-
And then you can fuck him senseless.
And I can watch.

-grabs remote from table and hurls at Kaoru-
-snaps up and sits up in bed-
I drove you here.
So you better shut the fuck up and leave my hotel room before I call security on your ass.
Got it? You fucking cheap dirty filthy HOOKER!!!!!

Kaoru wrote:

-frowns-
Well, since he's already pissed at me, I can tie him up, and you can fuck him.
That way, he won't be as mad at you.
-nods-

-Hears before entering bathroom-
-Calls-
I WOULD BE TEMPTED TO DO THAT RIGHT NOW!!!
But no.

-eyetwitch-
I'm not a FUCKING HOOKER.
Do you call every man you see a hooker just because he talks to your boyfriend?
-growls-

-Grumbles to self while trying to get comfy-
-Takes off jeans and lays in underwear-
-Mutters-
Fucking Zacky... making me sleep in the fucking BATH TUB... I sure know who wears the pants in THIS RELATIONSHIP... don't even know why he is so mad at me... I might as well just go and fuck Kaoru... Be fun for me and it's not like Zacky can get any madder... I sure aren't gonna get anything of Zacky for a while... bastard... Might as well just go home.... have a threesome with Matt and Brian... they'll probably say yes... well, Matt will, not sure about Brian... Stupid Zacky make me sleep in the stupid bath with the stupid spiders like some stupid... spider.
-Continues grumbling under breath-

((OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Kaoru and Zackeh bitch fight!! YERR!!))

Kaoru wrote:

-eyetwitch-
I'm not a FUCKING HOOKER.
Do you call every man you see a hooker just because he talks to your boyfriend?
-growls-

-picks up hotel phone-
I will seriously call security if you don't get out of my hotel room.
I'll say you beat me. I can hurt myself you know, I'm not stupid.
-waves phone at-
And I don't call every man a hooker.
Just the ones dressed like them, who smell, have no place to go and look a mess.
Oh and the ones that talk none stop about kinky sex.

((Like Zacky don't know a thting or two about kinky sex.
WE NEED THE NEGLEGEE!! Hahahahahahaa *Laughs insanely*))

-smirksmirk-
Look at me, you stupid fuck.
Think you can make yourself look any worse than me?
I don't give a shit what you think, but let me explain a couple of things to you; I was raped. I traveled here, so of course I have nowhere to go.
-chuckles-
You haven't even heard me talk about kinky sex yet.
That's only an introduction.
Oh, and one other thing; at least I could make a living from being a hooker.

[[Lolol. Kaoru rant! ]]

((*Punches air*
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!!

Better make it a good one!! Or else I'll bring Mick out there to rape both of yooo! Don't think I won't, coz I will!!))

[[Kaoru's gonna get his ass beat. xD He doesn't have his guitar or a baseball bat with him, so yeah. ]]

((I wanna fight. Muhahah!!))

-stares at wide eyed-
-snaps-
-throws covers off and pulls on pants-
Oh it is on you filthy skank.
-struts towards and grabs by the hair-
-forces to the ground-
I could have easily left you at the side of the road, left you to get raped by that dude again.
You should be thanking me.
And I could make it as a hooker. I have guys at home that would kill to be with me so don't you say shit, slut.
-knees in the stomach-

((FIIIIIGHT!!!
Okay, let's think about this, we want Mick and Zack to have a nice little roadtrip thing, so I'ma guessing Kaoru can't be there, so what should happen with him? He go back to Orange County and hang out with Matt and Brian and the baby and then Zacky can return in a few weeks like NOT YOU AGAIN!!!
Orr he and Zacky become friends and Kaoru stay with Mick and Zack on the roadtrip...
I don't know...))

-Sits in bathtub-
-Yawns-
Damn... I think they are arguing...
-Shrugs-
Whatever...
-Yawns-
-Drifts off to sleep-

((SYNNNNNNNNNNNN! -glomps-))

-sneers-
I would thank you if you hadn't called me a hooker.
-grabs shoulders and flips over-
-smiles-
There are plenty of guys who would kill to be with me too.
-smirk-
Like your boyfriend. He wouldn't kill, but he'd still fuck me.
Are you always such a dick about your boyfriend talking to other men?

[[Merr, I suck at fighting. xD LOLOL. KAORU FINDS THIS ODDLY APPEALING. xD]]

((Syn? Where *Gets ready to glomp*))

((I´M NOT DRUNK!
HONEST!
I mean, I´m a little bit... maybe a lot.
I onlñy had three glasses of wine and a liiiiiiiiittle bit of Sangria.
Anyway, I can´t be that drunk, I´m spelling fine.
My dad, who´s snoozing in the chair next yo me says, ¨YE>AHRIGHT!¨"
I´ve jus done kareoke!
WOOOOOOOOO!
Did Can´t Stop by the Chillis and Sweet Child O´Mine... during which I was all upset coz I miss my guitar!
Hope you guys did well in your exMS!
Look forward to seeing the carnage on the RP when I´m a little more sober.
Haha.
Loooooooovvveeeee yooooooooooouuuuuuuuu!!!
Syn xxx))

Kaoru wrote:

-sneers-
I would thank you if you hadn't called me a hooker.
-grabs shoulders and flips over-
-smiles-
There are plenty of guys who would kill to be with me too.
-smirk-
Like your boyfriend. He wouldn't kill, but he'd still fuck me.
Are you always such a dick about your boyfriend talking to other men?

Only when I know they are trying to steal him for me.
-pushes off and pushes onto the floor-
-straddles hips and holds hands above head-
-slaps around the face-
There. Not so pretty now, are we?
-smirkls and slaps again-

[[[SYNNNNN! -glompglomp-
]]

((YOU´RE ALL OOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!
YAY! I CAN SHARE MY DRUNKEN RAMBLINGS!
))

Brian wrote:

((I´M NOT DRUNK!
HONEST!
I mean, I´m a little bit... maybe a lot.
I onlñy had three glasses of wine and a liiiiiiiiittle bit of Sangria.
Anyway, I can´t be that drunk, I´m spelling fine.
My dad, who´s snoozing in the chair next yo me says, ¨YE>AHRIGHT!¨"
I´ve jus done kareoke!
WOOOOOOOOO!
Did Can´t Stop by the Chillis and Sweet Child O´Mine... during which I was all upset coz I miss my guitar!
Hope you guys did well in your exMS!
Look forward to seeing the carnage on the RP when I´m a little more sober.
Haha.
Loooooooovvveeeee yooooooooooouuuuuuuuu!!!
Syn xxx))

((LOL!!!! ZOMG your grammer isn't perfect!! THE WORLD HAS GONE TOPSY TERVY!!
And yesh, WE PASSED EVERYTHING WE WANTED!!
INCLUDING MATHS AND SCIENCE WHICH SHOCKED ME!!
LOL.
And YAY haha CARNAGE!! There isn't much... *Cough*
And dude, isn't it like, 2 hours in the future there?!
WOW WHAT IS THE FUTURE LIKE?!
See you laterrrrr have fun drinkin'
Love you tooo ))

Brian wrote:

((YOU´RE ALL OOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!
YAY! I CAN SHARE MY DRUNKEN RAMBLINGS!
))

((Dude. You are wasted. LOL.
HELLO!
I got 2 A*'s, 7 B's and 4 C's. I think thats right. I did well! -nods insanely-))

I told you, I'm not trying to steal him from you.
-winces-
Stupid bruises.
-smiles sweetly-
I could say the same for you.
-struggles-