RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

Quite easily actually.
-leans out the window-
You have only just met him.
It's not gonna be on your fault if something happens to him.
If he's a hooker, like he says, he can surely take care of himself.
Besides...
-sits back in seat and faces the front-
He's probably just gonna steal all out fucking money and kill us in our sleep.
To pay for his drugs.
You know why, cos that's what hookers do.
-nods-
They also sleep with people for money. They flirt with people they wanna sleep with. Tell me Mick, what has he being doing to YOU recently.

[[Meh, I think I understand.
-nodnod-
Fine with me.]]

-sighs-
-head droop-
I'm not a fucking hooker.
-frowns-
-mutters-
Everybody says that, but aren't hookers usually ugly? And they don't have purple hair.
Annnd, they have diseases.
I don't.
-frown-
I can't help but be a bit flirtatios; hell, isn't everyone?




[[Lolol. It'sa Kaoru rant.]]

((Erm... I thought that Kaoru was like... standing away. Thats why Zacky said that. Is he like close by? Cos if so... opps.))

Zacky he isn't going to do that to us! He isn't that kinda guy!! He's... nice. He won't rob us or anything.
-Furrows brow-
Is that what you are worried about? Coz you don't have to be. Seriously, he won't kill us...
-Laughs-
I think there is more of a chance of you killing him to be honest...
Plus he has money. And we can do with it. It's not like we'll have to pay for him or anything...
-Pauses-
Don't you want him to come along then?

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((Erm... I thought that Kaoru was like... standing away. Thats why Zacky said that. Is he like close by? Cos if so... opps.))

[[Uhm, he eavesdrops? xDD]]

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((HOOKERS ARE NOT UGLY! DID YOU NOT SEE OUT LAST RP? THE WHORE ONE? WHERE MATT, BRIAN AND ZACKY WERE MAN WHORES AND BERT MCCRACKEN WAS THEIR PIMP?!?!?

NOW THEY WERE SOME SEXY MOTHERFUCKIN' WHORES!!!!))

[[-gigglefit- Not all hookers are ugly. -nodnod- ]]

-looks at-
Have you not heard a word I have said?
No I do not want him to come along with us.
-practially yells-
For Chirst Sake Mick, he is a hooker, you met him two days ago!
He's a random person and this road trip was meant to be about you and me.
So, fine, if you want to bring him along, don't expect to get anything from me in our first glorious night in Seattle.
-turns to front-
And you can FORGET about the rim job.
-scowls at Kaoru from front-

-Scowls-
-Raises voice-
GOD DAMMIT ZACKY!
I am just trying to help a brother out ((LOL!!)) And you are just making it difficult! Look, okay, I can't just leave him! How can you just leave him?! You know I'm not like that Zack! I can't just ditch someone!
-Yells-
I've had people do that my whole life! I don't give a shit if I only just met him! We are all he has! How can we just ditch him now?!
-Tries to calm down-
How can you be angry at ME for this?!

-frowns-
-walks towards the car-
Oops. I think I might've caused some problems.
-smiles innocently-


[[Merrr...]]

You are so blind, aren't you?
Or are you just stupid?
He has being flirting with you none stop since he met you.
He is trying to take you away from me.
....
-snaps-
And you aren't exactly helping.
Talking about our sex life with him, saying he's hot to his face.
IF I didn't know any better, I'd think you wanted him instead of me.
-turns back and sees Kaoru walking towards-

-Throws out arms-
WHAT?!
OF course not Zacky!!!
I love YOU remember? Or have you forgotten that?!
-Scowls-
He doesn't like me that way. He hasn't been flirting, we are friends okay? JUST FRIENDS!!!
It's not like we've kissed or done anything intimate Zacky!! Why would I? I am with you!! It's not like you'd fool around with Matt or Brian while you were with me, so why the hell would I with you?

-clears throat-
Can I set a couple things straight?
-frowns-
First of all, I'm not a hooker.
And second, I'm not trying to steal your boyfriend.
-mutters-
For fuck's sake, you think I'd get myself raped just to steal your boyfriend?

-grips onto the steering wheel-
-remembers what did with Matt while Mick was in Florida-
-widens eyes-
-says in too calm voice-
Mick. Just get in the car.
-turns to-
We have reservations. We NEED to get there soon.

-Notices creepily calm voice-
-Gets into car quickly and sits in passanger seat-
-Bites lip and is afraid to say anything-
-Hears Kaoru-
-Whispers-
See? I told you he wasn't after me.

[[-gigglefit- Are they gonna drive off again and leave poor little battered Kaoru standing there. xDD]]

-starts up the car-
-doesn't say anything and drums fingers on the steering wheel-
So what? Is the whore coming or what?
-scowls at Kaoru who is standing in front of the car-

Surprise, surprise. He does have a heart!
-smiles-
-walks around and opens door-
-gets in-
Thanks.


[[Mer, Kaoru is a meany when no one can hear him. xD]]

-Pauses-
What am I supposed to do? I can't just leave him here... but Zacky will be so mad if he comes...
-Nods weakly-
Yeah, he'll have to...
-Mumbles-
I'm sorry. It's only until he finds his friends though and they look after him instead.
-Turns to Kaoru and ushers to get into car-
-Smiles-
Fuck this is going to be an awkward drive...

[[Tehe. Early post. xD We'll pretend that happened after Mick's post. -nodnod-]]

-looks at Mick-
-says with eyes-
You are paying me back for this.
-turns back to road-
-reserves fast out of space and drives out the car park-
-starts down the highway to Seattle, at 80mph-
So much for our alone time...

((It happens a lot. We just ignore it now. LOL.))

-Fastens seat belt-
-Bites lip-
Erm Zacky... you might wanna slow down...
I don't wanna die in a carcrash in some unknown state just yet...
-Turns to Zacky-
Fuck I wish I knew how to make it up to him. But he'll dismiss any sexual advances I give him right now... he's too pissed off. What else could I do?
-Thinks to self in car-

-glances out the window-
You can almost taste the tension. This'll be an interesting drive.
-smiles to self-

I can't believe this...
We go on a road trip that he says is for us two, he mets a slut on the side of the road.
And he's his new best friend.
Fucking stupid.
I told Matt that he would get bored with me. I knew I was right.
-sighs and drips on steering wheel-