RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

Brian wrote:

*smiles*
That works.
I'm sure she'll love spending time with Uncle Zacky and Uncle Mick.
*grabs Matt's pecs*
The dress needs to show off his wonderful assets.
What are these B... C cup?
*chuckles*

-Glares at-
-Laughs-
You calling me big breasted, Brian?
-Grins-
And pft, do whatever you wish with my body Brian.
-Winks-
Drape it in a woman's dress if you really must... I do not care...

[[Why can I actually picture this having happened before? Like Matt's giving into some really girly demand of Val's or something so the guys are all teasing him about wearing dresses and shit.]]

*puts on voice*
Ooh a lovely peach... maybe a cream, Zacketta.
A nice fitted bodice and a flowing skirt perhaps?
Oh darling you'll look FABULOUS!
*bites lip and tries to avoid giggling*

-Looks at Brian-
Please. Never. Talk. Like. That.
-Shivers-
-Looks at both-
Dudes this is getting too weird. I'm gonna start thinking I'm a girl now.
-Glares at both-
Don't make me get naked just so I know I'm still male.
-Looks at-
And you know I would.
-Laughs-

Peach?
Erm... I don't know...
I was thinking a darker colour, something to bring out those gorgeous eyes.
Mmmm....
Midnight blue.
-gasps-
Yay!
I'm too good at this. And it scares me...

((I can see it happening. Just probably not as cossy as we have made it. LOL.))

Matty wrote:

-Looks at Brian-
Please. Never. Talk. Like. That.
-Shivers-
-Looks at both-
Dudes this is getting too weird. I'm gonna start thinking I'm a girl now.
-Glares at both-
Don't make me get naked just so I know I'm still male.
-Looks at-
And you know I would.
-Laughs-

Oh.
Get naked Mattie, I won't complain.
-laughs and clings to Matt's chest-

-Shrugs-
If you insist.
-Moves and takes off top-
-Smiles and takes off shoes and socks-
-Takes of jeans-
-Grins and sits in underwear-
-Laughs-
Anymore camp guy talk and these are coming off, okay?
-Nods down to underwear-

*keeps up voice*
What's wrong, sweetie?
Can't you handle me like this?
*rolls eyes*
Oh God, midnight blue would look PERFECT!
*claps hands excitedly*
Martha, you're going to look AMAZING!

*looks down to underwear*
*looks back up at Zacky*
*smirks*
*yells in camp voice*
SUPER!!!

-keeps on voice-
What's wrong Martha?
Don't you not like it when two well dressed women tell you how to dress?
-smirks and makes kissy face-

-Shivers from voice-
FINE!!!!!
You asked for it.
-Glares and takes off underwear-
-Smiles-
-Touches dick softly-
Phew, still there. Haha.
-Relaxes on sofa-
Y'know, I am only truly comfortable when I am naked. Haha.

Brian wrote:

*looks down to underwear*
*looks back up at Zacky*
*smirks*
*yells in camp voice*
SUPER!!!

-claps excitedly-
-high fives Brian-
Yeah! I mean, like totally, OH MY GOD!
-smirks down at Matt's crotch-
-gasps-
Martha! I didn't realise you were a Transexual.

*laughs*
*talks down to Matt's crotch*
*sticks with voice*
Well hel-loooooo!
*rubs Matt's thigh*
Aren't you a pretty sight?

-Cringes from voices-
I. Really. Hate. That. Voice.
-Shivers-
-Covers cock with hand-
It can't here these voices, it makes it sad.
I don't want it to be sad, I want it to be happy.
-Laughs-
-Looks at Brian-
And it is a pretty sight. But it isn't happy right now. You are scaring it. Haha.

Zacky wrote:

Brian wrote:

*looks down to underwear*
*looks back up at Zacky*
*smirks*
*yells in camp voice*
SUPER!!!

-claps excitedly-
-high fives Brian-
Yeah! I mean, like totally, OH MY GOD!
-smirks down at Matt's crotch-
-gasps-
Martha! I didn't realise you were a Transexual.

Mmm, there's a lot for us to hide.
Seems a shame really.
*smirks*
I'm sure we can find a way.

Matty wrote:

-Cringes from voices-
I. Really. Hate. That. Voice.
-Shivers-
-Covers cock with hand-
It can't here these voices, it makes it sad.
I don't want it to be sad, I want it to be happy.
-Laughs-
-Looks at Brian-
And it is a pretty sight. But it isn't happy right now. You are scaring it. Haha.

*keeps voice on*
I'm sure we can make it happy.
*walks fingers up thigh*
*strokes stomach*
The voice isn't that bad, really.
You just need to remember what the mouth this voice is coming out of can do.

-Glares at-
-Breathes-
Think... your mom.... sex with Morgan...Anything... just don't let yourself get a boner... come on Matt...
-Thinks-
See, I told you it hates that voice.
-Grins-

-sits on other side of Matt-
Should I do this? I mean, after everything with Mick, should I really be doing this with Brian and Matt.
But, it's just a joke, nothings gonna come from it...Right?
-bites lip-
-smirks-
-reaches up to Matt's ear-
-whispers huskly in Matt's ear-
What about this voice?
Uh...?

*looks down*
Well you're not giving the poor love room to breathe.
*moves hands*
*smirks at semi-on*
Hmm, obviously doesn't hate it as much as you do, *purrs in ear in camp voice* Martha...
*continues rubbing thigh*

-Closes eyes-
Sex with Morgan... with my mom watching... eww... and... then me, Morgan and my mom... EWWWWW....
-Tries to ignore Brian-
At least I'm not letting myself be turned on though...
-Whimpers-
Not. Turned. On. By Camp. Voice. Brian.
-Hears Zacky husky voice in ear-
-Moans-
Tha... that is more of a better voice...

-smirks at Brian-
I never thought I could do husky Zacky...
-goes back up to Matt's ear-
-puts husky voice back on-
Fuck me...

*laughs*
*sits back and watches*
*still rubbing thigh*
*smirks*
This is kinda hot...

-Widens eyes-
No Zacky... don't you fucking dare, you know I probably would.
-Whimpers again-
I am allowed to be turned on by that voice Zacky.
-Nods-
It's the camp voice my dick is scared of.
-Nods again-
Fuck Zacky is gonna get me hard... what is Brian gonna think then? Fuck...
-Tries to ignore Zacky-

Morgan... my mom... my nan... EWW the... thought of Ava and a boyfriend... EWWWWWWWWWWW

*smirks*
Come on Matty, don't you think I'd have stopped this if I wasn't loving it too?
*moves to ear*
*puts on husky voice*
You do whatever you want baby.
Don't worry about me.

-Closes eyes-
No! I can do this! I can control myself...
Fuck! Too late...
-Looks down at erection-
Dammit.
I... I'm allowed to get a boner over the husky voice, y'know. It's just the camp ones.
-Nods-

-laughs-
Aww little Matty.
-looks down at boner-
Fuck, not little Matty.
-shifts slightly on sofa-