RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

[[Uhhhh... I know there was discussion of naked old gay men. That's all I remember. Which worries me greatly.

An intro might be a handy idea, even if we all know what's going on. I think they mentioned Zee's birthday was in about 3 weeks, so about that length of time? Does seem like a good idea to do it just before his birthday, that way there's not going to be about three days worth of celebrations.]]

Brian wrote:: [[Uhhhh... I know there was discussion of naked old gay men. That's all I remember. Which worries me greatly.

An intro might be a handy idea, even if we all know what's going on. I think they mentioned Zee's birthday was in about 3 weeks, so about that length of time? Does seem like a good idea to do it just before his birthday, that way there's not going to be about three days worth of celebrations.]]

((Ok. You write the intro cos we suck, and it's too early. ANNNNNNNNNNNNNND because school is boring LOLZ, we could have zackeh's birthday during like a half term holiday or something. Shall we have his birthday on Sunday? As Jo will be out and won't have to be like " buahahaha

Synacky is bbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaadddddd! -stabs-" LOLZ.))

[[Pft, I have to do ALL the work!!!

Synacky is gooooooooood! :twisted: Very goooooooooood!]]

THREE WEEKS LATER
Brian and Matt are back to normal, joking and mocking each other. Matt's been helping Brian with preparations for Zacky's imminent birthday celebrations. Brian's just taken to jokingly counting down the days until he can finally get laid again.

Zacky and Brian are closer than ever and both are looking forward to the big day.

Zacky and Mick haven't experimented since their last time and poor straight Mick is angsting over his feelings for Zacky like a big emo.

Matt's trying to fuck anything with a pulse and is failing miserably.

((That intro sounded creepily accurate to what would happen. Haha.

Chloe said I would say Synacky was bad, I think on Sunday I will spend the time with my family like "I Wonder if Synacky is happening..." And then texting Chloe or something about it. Hahaha))

-Walks into house at 1pm after being out all morning-
-Calls-
BRRIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!
-Laughs and walks into front room-
Where is he?
-Looks around-
I got him a present!!
-Giggles-
-Grins-

*comes out of guitar room*
Jesus, don't do that, you sound like my mother.
*laughs*
MATTYYYYYY!!!
*glomps*

-Grins-
I got you a present!!
-Laughs-
I was out allll morning trying to find one just PERFECT for you.
-Turns around and reaches into pocket-
It's for Zacky's birthday....
-Giggles-

Oh God, I dread to think.
*takes gift*
Um, Matty, what is it?

-Blinks-
If you don't know what it is then seriously, it has been too long.
-Shakes head-
I had to think of something perfect for you for Zacky's birthday.
And wha-la! A condom!
-Grins-
-Whispers in ear-
Extra small ;)

*squeals in a mocking voice*
Oh Matty, I love it!!!
*throws arms around dramatically*
*pulls away and bats*
I'm not extra small... I was just very cold.
*nods*

-Grins-
Why thankyou, Brian, I just thought it would be the perfect gift for you.
-Laughs-
And... just keep telling yourself that Brian. ;) Hehe.
-Smiles-
So, what do you have planned for today? I mean, I was out all morning getting you your present.
-Shakes head-
Took me hours to find. Haha.

Sweetie, if I'm extra small, you're a fucking pansy.
*taps ass*
*smirks*
And I've been doing very constructive things!!!
I've been playing with Zacky's present... but I think I'm-a stop now before I keep it for myself.
So I don't actually have any other plans, short of... nothing and possibly some porn later.

-Glares-
I'm not a pansy!!!
-Looks at-
So what did you get him, a puppy?
-Laughs-
And great, I am a little worn out by by shopping trip this morning...
-Sighs-
So whatever :D

He has cats, do you really think a puppy would be a good idea? Besides, according to The Omen, dogs hate soulless creatures and according to the guy in the pet shop, gays are soulless. Which explains why they all bit me.
In short, no I didn't buy him a puppy. I got him something much, much better. ;)
But you *pokes chest* can't see it.
*sticks tongue out*
So nyah.

-Sighs-
Fine.
My present owns whatever you bought him though.
-Nods-
That's for damn sure.
-Nods again-
And whoa we're soulless? That is actually really cool.
-Nods-
So... What do you wanna do? I'M HUNGRY!
-Nods again-

Somehow I don't think lube and a subscription to 'Depraved Detentions Monthly' will quite compare.
*laughs*
I'm thinking of buying a soul off eBay, I'd like to be able to walk down the street without babies crying.
You're only hungry coz you're horny!!! Go fuck yourself with a banana!
*shudders*
Oh Christ, images...
Maybe we should just go get something to eat.

-Blinks and scowls at-
I am not horny I just.... have been deprived of sex for a long time and that condom made me cry.
-Pretends to sniff and sobs on Brian's shoulder and wipes eyes-
-Shakes head and tries not to laugh-
Poor me.
-Grins-
And pft, I would never fuck myself with a banana.
-Mutters darkly-
That is what the salami stick is for. ;)
-Cracks up-
-Nods-
We should get food, I haven't eaten in like... ten minutes.
-Smiles-
I had a twinky on the way home in the car to take my mind of the condom I just bought.
-Nods-

((You can tell when Matt is at Chloe's house. LOL funny posts! YERR! We are doing like I was doing yesterday with the Synacky, she is pretty much telling me what to write to make it funny, COMEDY! YERR))

A twinkie? The snack with a gooey, creamy white middle? And with the word twink in it? Intentional choice there?
*laughs*
You need to get laid before you get a Buddha belly.
*pokes stomach*
No-one wants to fuck Chinese deities. Not anymore anyway.
We shall go out and find food... and maybe you can find a man too?
You never know what happens in the local diner.
*waves hands around mysteriously*
Woooooooo.

-Rolls eyes-
No, I'm okay for now Brian.
-Shakes head and walks into kitchen-
And I am sure there is something in I can eat...
-Searches through cupboards-
Hmm...
-Finds twinkies-
:shock: LOOK BRIAN A WHOLE PACKET!!
-Laughs-
-Looks in fridge-
-Cracks up and takes out Salami stick-
I don't think I'll be eating this...
-Grins and hides under shirt-
-Walks back into front room-
-Takes out and laughs-
I think it would be best if we went to the diner.
-Nods and waves salami stick around-

When did we buy Twinkies? Hang on, when the fuck did we buy food?!
*thinks*
Fuck it, I can't remember. But I'm not gonna complain.
*catches top of salami in mouth*
*bites off*
*says with mouthful*
Woops.
*swallows*
Dear God, tell me that was an 'unused' one.
*looks nervous*
*grabs hand*
Then off the diner we shall go!!!

((LOL. Jo has gone from my house. She shall be back at her own shortly. So...you want me to be Matt? LOL.))

[[Heehee, you could be if you wanted!]]

Brian wrote:: [[Heehee, you could be if you wanted!]]

((Woooohooooo! LOL.))

Brian wrote:: When did we buy Twinkies? Hang on, when the fuck did we buy food?!
*thinks*
Fuck it, I can't remember. But I'm not gonna complain.
*catches top of salami in mouth*
*bites off*
*says with mouthful*
Woops.
*swallows*
Dear God, tell me that was an 'unused' one.
*looks nervous*
*grabs hand*
Then off the diner we shall go!!!

-shrugs-
Since you've being dating Zacky you've gotta kinda motherly. Maybe you sleep-shopped.
-laughs-
Erm, about the salami, I'm not saying yes, and I'm not saying no.
-laughs and nods-
Yay food.
Who's driving?
Do you feel like crashing my car today?
-grins at-

I am not being motherly!
Now get a jacket so you don't get cold and for God's sakes brush your hair.
Oh and...
*licks thumb*
*rubs at non-existent dirt on cheek*
Go wash your face.
That's a good boy.
*laughs*
I would love to crash your car, just give me any opportunity. But I'd also quite like to have my balls intact a little while longer.
And salami-wise, it did taste a bit strange... :suspect:

-whines-
MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM...
-bats hands away-
-laughs-
Then, I think I should drive.
You wanna keep your treasures long enough for Zacky to play with them.
-laughs-
-grabs keys from side table-
:roll: -sighs-
God, you and that salami.
-grins innocently-
Come on.
-starts out the front door-

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