RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

Matt wrote:

Brian wrote:: *throws pillow back*
But I've seen him naked now and I will not be able to concentrate without thinking dirty thoughts and I'll get hard and I'll have no-one to help me and...
*covers head with pillow*
*moans*
I hate school, why did I become a teacher?

Try not to have any bad thoughts? I don't know...
Well, we hafta go into school today... you haven't been in since wednesday... that's a whole week ago!
-Laughs-
How about... we go on the computer now and look at so much porn that you couldn't possibly have any more bad thoughts?
Or would that make it worse? I don't know...

It'd probably make it worse but I'm not one to turn down porn.
Plus I can jerk off here without getting accused of being depraved.
Well...
*smirks*
By anyone who's opinion matters.

Matt wrote:: ((Syn and William Beckett? That's worse! It's like... fucking a pencil... Oh god I have to read it... LOL))

[[I'm too traumatized by Wentz to even care about Beckett right now.
*hides*
Oh God, the images!!! Why is the only slash I can vividly picture those two?!
*cries*
I need Bratt or Synacky and I need it now.]]

((Ok that was gross... I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE IS FOUR!))

-Glares at-
Whatever Brian.
-Laughs and shakes head-
Porn at eight o clock in the morning? We are bad people...
-Walks towards computer-
-Logs onto own account-
-Desktop background of Brian and Matt together from when were kids-
Aww we were so cute back then...
-Grins-
Uhh, find us some porn then...
-Hands mouse to Brian-

Brian wrote:

Matt wrote:: ((Syn and William Beckett? That's worse! It's like... fucking a pencil... Oh god I have to read it... LOL))

[[I'm too traumatized by Wentz to even care about Beckett right now.
*hides*
Oh God, the images!!! Why is the only slash I can vividly picture those two?!
*cries*
I need Bratt or Synacky and I need it now.]]

((*Cracks up* I'ma read the Synentz (That is such a cool word) one now... Moooharhar
And come on, that list has every pairing ever done. I am sure you can find something there to make it alll better. Haha))

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And what makes you think I'll know where to find it? You think I have an encyclopedia of gay porn sites stored in my brain.
*stares at*
*sighs*
*turns to computer*
*types in*
'www.bumboys.com'

Message on screen:
'Welcome back Brian!'

*laughs nervously*
Wow, how did it know my name?

((It wasn't that bad, Just kissing and shit. Haha))

Brian wrote:: And what makes you think I'll know where to find it? You think I have an encyclopedia of gay porn sites stored in my brain.
*stares at*
*sighs*
*turns to computer*
*types in*
'www.bumboys.com'
Message on screen:

'Welcome back Brian!'

*laughs nervously*
Wow, how did it know my name?

-Cracks up-
Never been on this website before I don't think...
-Looks at screen and squeezes on computer chair next to Brian-
Uhh...where do we go from here?
Find some good stuff.
-Grins-

Matt wrote:: ((It wasn't that bad, Just kissing and shit. Haha))

[[WASN'T THAT BAD? HIS LIPS TOUCHED WENTZ' THAT'S GROSS!!!!!
*shudders*
*hunts for nice, hot porn*
avenged_beckfold's never let me down, let's see if I can find one I've not read for a while.]]

Matt wrote:

Brian wrote:: And what makes you think I'll know where to find it? You think I have an encyclopedia of gay porn sites stored in my brain.
*stares at*
*sighs*
*turns to computer*
*types in*
'www.bumboys.com'
Message on screen:

'Welcome back Brian!'

*laughs nervously*
Wow, how did it know my name?

-Cracks up-
Never been on this website before I don't think...
-Looks at screen and squeezes on computer chair next to Brian-
Uhh...where do we go from here?
Find some good stuff.
-Grins-

*clicks 'New Videos'*
What? I just figure it's better than searching the archives... not like I've watched all the others, haha.
*hovers over link*
'Emo Twinks Ridin' Dirty'?
*clicks link*

Brian wrote:

Matt wrote:: ((It wasn't that bad, Just kissing and shit. Haha))

[[WASN'T THAT BAD? HIS LIPS TOUCHED WENTZ' THAT'S GROSS!!!!!
*shudders*
*hunts for nice, hot porn*
avenged_beckfold's never let me down, let's see if I can find one I've not read for a while.]]

((LOL so much. It could've been worse though, could have been Pete Wentz topping Brian or something. Hahahahaha))

Matt wrote:

Brian wrote:

Matt wrote:: ((It wasn't that bad, Just kissing and shit. Haha))

[[WASN'T THAT BAD? HIS LIPS TOUCHED WENTZ' THAT'S GROSS!!!!!
*shudders*
*hunts for nice, hot porn*
avenged_beckfold's never let me down, let's see if I can find one I've not read for a while.]]

((LOL so much. It could've been worse though, could have been Pete Wentz topping Brian or something. Hahahahaha))

[[:shock:
I. Hate. My. Brain.
*stabs self in ear*
GO AWAY SCARY IMAGES!!!]]

-Laughs and look at what link turns to-
-Smiles-
Whoa they're young... and hot whoa, you usually don't get that I...
-Looks closer-
They look kinda familiar...
-Gasps-
:shock:
:shock: :shock:
-Turns to look at Brian-

Brian wrote:

Matt wrote:

Brian wrote:

Matt wrote:: ((It wasn't that bad, Just kissing and shit. Haha))

[[WASN'T THAT BAD? HIS LIPS TOUCHED WENTZ' THAT'S GROSS!!!!!
*shudders*
*hunts for nice, hot porn*
avenged_beckfold's never let me down, let's see if I can find one I've not read for a while.]]

((LOL so much. It could've been worse though, could have been Pete Wentz topping Brian or something. Hahahahaha))

[[:shock:
I. Hate. My. Brain.
*stabs self in ear*
GO AWAY SCARY IMAGES!!!]]

((LOL!!! *Searches fandom for it* THERE'S GOTTA BE IT SOMEWHERE!!! LOL I read the Brian/William. Them having sex in a lift or something.
Was not nice.))

*stares at screen*
:shock:
I...
*continues staring*
*hits close button*
*stares at monitor*

-Silence-
-Blinks a few more times, speechless-
-Blinks some more-
I... Uhh...
-Blinks again-
Wha...what was that?

Bitch pressing exit, I wanted to watch that, looked interesting...
Yeah I am going to hell...

Apparently that was my boyfriend and his supposedly straight best friend, riding each other for the whole internet to see.
*shakes head*
*turns to Matt*
I can't decide if I'm mad or aroused.

-Smiles-
They were drunk and people do that kinda thing when they are drunk.
We can't say much.
-Shrugs-
-Looks back to screen-
Now why didn't we do that kinda thing when we were there age?
-Laughs weakly-
Kids nowadays...
-Shakes head-

Coz when we were there age, we were very stupid?
*shakes head*
No, they're stupid.
Matt, this is on the internet, Zacky's only 17. There's a trail to this on my computer. What if Zacky and I get busted and they find this? I'm fucked!
I can't believe he'd do something so fucking... me-like!

-Blinks-
It'll be okay...
People aren't going to know it was you watching this, and besides, they know your gay, they'll think you accidentally came across it or something. They won't suspect that you two are dating or anything.
And if you already get busted and they find this... well, I'll just say it was me who was watching it, I got sent it by accident.
-Smiles-
If you get put in prison, I will too.
-Laughs-
You think you'll leave me alone here like that? No way!
And... they're young and were drunk. Last night they must've been fooling around. We saw by the pictures.
It'll be okay.
-Hugs-
So... I'm guessing you don't wanna watch it then.

Yeah but everyone in my classes knows that Zacky and I are close. They don't know that there's anything happening between us but they all know he's my favourite. They'll testify.
*bangs head on keyboard*
Fuck, fuck, fuck...
Fuck, I'll have to delete those pictures too. They can't find them or they'll put two and two together and...
*bangs head on keyboard again*
I'm gonna have keyboard imprints in my head all morning...
And no Matt, I don't want to watch it... I don't want to see my boyfriend all over another guy. Would you?

((I'm HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHERRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEE!))

[[*waves*
HELLOOO!!!]]

Brian don't worry about it! No one is going to find out about you, you aren't even going to do anything until it is completely legal anyway, right? And you two are so careful anyway. And... I don't know, but it will be fine, how many other people our age or possibly older watched that do you think? It's not that bad, I mean... Seriously, this isn't going to ruin everything, it'll be fine, I promise you. Besides, no one at our school gives a fuck anyway, you could make out with Zacky in the middle of assembly and I don't think anyone could be asked to phone the police.
-Smiles-
And...
I'd wanna watch it...
I understand what you mean, but... we kinda should. What if Zacky cried out Brian during it and someone we knew watched it?

((He didn't though, I don't think, I think it was just Mick's and just silent screams or something...))

Zacky wrote:: ((I'm HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHERRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEE!))

((Hahaha I noticed. LOL. Nice entrance ;)))

My God, you actually want to watch it!
Fine.
*brings up page*
There.
Have fun.
*storms out of bedroom*

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