RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

-Hears phone go off-
-Passes to Brian-
Shit I can't look...
Who is it? What does it say?
-Bites lip-
Shit, this was hilarious but I am screwed with this whole straight thing now.
-Laughs softly-

Zacky wrote:

Matt wrote:

Zacky wrote:: Oh. He was quick to reply...
-opens-
Matt?
:suspect:
-reads-
:shock:
Oh my God!
-drops phone-
-covers mouth and sits wide eyed on the lawn chair-

((LOL!))

((I know. The image is lol'able.))

((LOL yeah! He gonna reply back? Or is he too busy like :shock: LOL))

*reads message*
My dad thinks you're a pervert and told me to stop fooling around with your phone.
*laughs*
I forgot my family were in there, heh...

No No No! He's Brian's best friend, what do I do? What do I do?!
Oh My God!
He's my health class teacher!
-cradles head in hands-
Ok. I have to remain calm.
I need to think of what to do...
Maybe he didn't even mean to send it to me.
Maybe he sent it to me by accident.
But my name, starts with a Z, how many other peoples name starts with a Z...
Oh God...

Brian wrote:: *reads message*
My dad thinks you're a pervert and told me to stop fooling around with your phone.
*laughs*
I forgot my family were in there, heh...

-Cracks up-
Shit who else was in there who I didn't know about?
-Laughs-
I'm scared to see any more replies now.
-Hears phone go off again-
-Screams-
Ahhh! Please say it's not another one of your relatives!

*reads*
No. Fucking. Way.
*laughs hysterically*
*passes phone to Matt*
*falls off sofa laughing*

-picks up phone shakily-
-breathes deeply-
Erm...
I can't think of what to text...
-hovers finger over the call button-
-bites lip-
I gotta know if this is a joke...
-calls-
-holds shakily to ear-
-hears rings-

-Widens eyes-
What... what is it? Who replied? I'm scared now!! Damn you Brian for making me do it! Haha.
-Looks at text-
-Quickly looks away-
-Cries-
I read the word cock.
Now I am scared.
Who is it?!

-Feels phone go off-
Oh shit it's a call!
Damn fuck shit ass suck GAH!
-Answers-
Uh hello?
-Bites lip-

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*tries to regain composure*
It's... Zacky?
*waves ringing phone at Matt*
Why is my boyfriend ringing your phone? I swear Matt, if he's ringing to organize a booty call I will rip off your testicles and give them to my grandma as earrings for Christmas.

Matt wrote:: -Feels phone go off-
Oh shit it's a call!
Damn fuck shit ass suck GAH!
-Answers-
Uh hello?
-Bites lip-

...Matt...
Erm...What the fuck?

-Laughs-
Hey Zacky, why you calling? Reply to my text message perhaps?

((LOL! I am arranging to meet up with that hot mime dude tomorrow. LOL))

Zacky wrote:

Matt wrote:: -Feels phone go off-
Oh shit it's a call!
Damn fuck shit ass suck GAH!
-Answers-
Uh hello?
-Bites lip-

...Matt...
Erm...What the fuck?

[[Not mincing his words I see, haha.]]

Matt wrote:: -Laughs-
Hey Zacky, why you calling? Reply to my text message perhaps?

((LOL! I am arranging to meet up with that hot mime dude tomorrow. LOL))

Matt, this better be a joke.
You scared the shit out of me.
-breathes-

It was a joke, it was a joke...

But what if it wasn't Zacky? What if I was being deadly serious?

-Tries not to laugh-

((If he thinks I am getting into town by 11 he is insane. INSANE I SAY! Haha))

Matt wrote:: It was a joke, it was a joke...

But what if it wasn't Zacky? What if I was being deadly serious?

-Tries not to laugh-

:shock:
-breath hitches in thraot-
But...I...I have Brian...
Don't do this...
-bites lip-

*slaps Matt's arm*
*mouths*
You're fucking evil.

Matt wrote:: ((If he thinks I am getting into town by 11 he is insane. INSANE I SAY! Haha))

[[*scowls*
I'm going to pick All Excess up at 9. Suck it up!!! LoL.]]

Zacky wrote:

Matt wrote:: It was a joke, it was a joke...

But what if it wasn't Zacky? What if I was being deadly serious?

-Tries not to laugh-

:shock:
-breath hitches in thraot-
But...I...I have Brian...
Don't do this...
-bites lip-

I know you do Zacky. But what if you didn't? Would you come over?
-Turns to Brian-
-Presses own finger against own lips-
Shh...

*scribbles on guitar tab book nearby*

'You're going to hell.'

*points at doodle of stick figure Matt being sodomised by stick figure with horns*
*draws arrow next to figure with horns*
*writes*

'Satan'

*nods*

Oh God...No not now...anything but now...
-looks down at crotch-
:shock:
-gasps-
I...I...I would...
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit...

Brian wrote:

Matt wrote:: ((If he thinks I am getting into town by 11 he is insane. INSANE I SAY! Haha))

[[*scowls*
I'm going to pick All Excess up at 9. Suck it up!!! LoL.]]

((*Scowls back* I am lazier than you. I am going to Portsmouth early to meet up with THIS DUDE and buying tickets off him. He has given me his mobile to phone. Moohar.

Still would get up earlier for the DVD though.))

[[I'd be disgusted at Zacky but to be perfectly honest, so would I.]]

Zacky wrote:: Oh God...No not now...anything but now...
-looks down at crotch-
:shock:
-gasps-
I...I...I would...
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit...

:shock:
You would? Well... good. Cos I would be here waiting for you. And... making that message I sent you come true.
-Chews lip-
I am evil.

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