RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

Brian wrote:

Brandan wrote:

Brian wrote:

Brandan wrote:

Brian wrote:

Brandan wrote:

Brian wrote:

[[You don't wanna be Syn. You have to deal with my hero worship, haha.]]

((Hey. My name is Synyster Gates. (I want worship.)))

[[*squeals*
*drops to knees*
OH GREAT SYNYSTER! I SHALL DO WHATEVER YOU DESIRE OF ME!
*kisses feet*
I LOVE YOU!!!]]

((.... :twisted:
Make me a sandwich!))

[[Yes almighty Synyster of the Gates!!!
*runs to kitchen*
*looks back and giggles*
*makes magickal super sandwich of love*
*runs back*
TA-DAH!]]

(( :suspect:
Awesome.
Now fetch me Zacky.
:twisted: ))((LOL.))

[[Yes Master!
*runs*
*brings back sack with Zacky inside*
*grins*]]

((-squeals-
How did you know about my sack fetish?!
And with the man of my dreams inside...
-kisses Vanessa-
Well done!
For that, you can grab a video camera and watch whatever it is I do to Zacky.))

Brian wrote:

Matt wrote:

Brian wrote:

Matt wrote:

Brian wrote:

Matt wrote:

Brian wrote:

[[Dude, WTF is my dad doing behind Syn in my siggy pic?]]

(( :suspect: Putting his hands on his forehead? What the cheese? <- New swear word))

[[LoL, I asked him and showed him the pic and he just said that he'd gone out drinking with him, haha. WHY DIDN'T HE BRING HIM BACK FOR ME?!]]

((Hmm? You dad met Synyster Gates? I'm so confused. -Eats doritos-))

[[My dad plays to my insane ramblings. The guy behind Syn looks like my dad so he's decided it is him and they went drinking.]]

((Ohhhhhh I was just like WTF :shock: :shock: ?!?!ONE!!!! He's in that pic behind Syn?
I getcha now.

Oh, and my little sister watched 30STM's Attack music vid.
She thinks Shannon looks like my dad :x
She thinks that Billy Joe from Green Day looks like my cousin SO MUCH in the old days.
Thankgod I dont like Shannon or Billy that much. Haha.))

[[Shannon's a sexy fucker. I'll behave. Haha. Bastard invaded my dreams last night. Syn and Matt had screwed and Syn felt guilty so he went to Fr. Leto to confess his sins and ended up getting screwed in the confessional booth. I'm blaming Rilee for that one.]]

((My mum likes Shannon Leto. She also likes Syn....OMG Vanessa is my mother!!!!!!! :shock: ))

Quote :

[[Shannon's a sexy fucker. I'll behave. Haha. Bastard invaded my dreams last night. Syn and Matt had screwed and Syn felt guilty so he went to Fr. Leto to confess his sins and ended up getting screwed in the confessional booth. I'm blaming Rilee for that one.]]

((No! Not Shannon, he looks like my dad apparently so shhhhh! How old is Shannon anyho?
Annnnnd that was a nice dream! I neverr have dreams like that :( Haha -Eats doritos-))

Brandan wrote:

Brian wrote:

Matt wrote:

Brian wrote:

Matt wrote:

Brian wrote:

Matt wrote:

Brian wrote:

[[Dude, WTF is my dad doing behind Syn in my siggy pic?]]

(( :suspect: Putting his hands on his forehead? What the cheese? <- New swear word))

[[LoL, I asked him and showed him the pic and he just said that he'd gone out drinking with him, haha. WHY DIDN'T HE BRING HIM BACK FOR ME?!]]

((Hmm? You dad met Synyster Gates? I'm so confused. -Eats doritos-))

[[My dad plays to my insane ramblings. The guy behind Syn looks like my dad so he's decided it is him and they went drinking.]]

((Ohhhhhh I was just like WTF :shock: :shock: ?!?!ONE!!!! He's in that pic behind Syn?
I getcha now.

Oh, and my little sister watched 30STM's Attack music vid.
She thinks Shannon looks like my dad :x
She thinks that Billy Joe from Green Day looks like my cousin SO MUCH in the old days.
Thankgod I dont like Shannon or Billy that much. Haha.))

[[Shannon's a sexy fucker. I'll behave. Haha. Bastard invaded my dreams last night. Syn and Matt had screwed and Syn felt guilty so he went to Fr. Leto to confess his sins and ended up getting screwed in the confessional booth. I'm blaming Rilee for that one.]]

((My mum likes Shannon Leto. She also likes Syn....OMG Vanessa is my mother!!!!!!! :shock: ))

((I KNEW IT! :o LOL))

:oops:
Erm, ok.
-rolls condom onto dildo-
Like that?
-looks up at Brian-

((I have no online twins or mothers :( LOL I feel so left out. Haha))

Brian wrote:

Matt wrote:

Quote :

[[Shannon's a sexy fucker. I'll behave. Haha. Bastard invaded my dreams last night. Syn and Matt had screwed and Syn felt guilty so he went to Fr. Leto to confess his sins and ended up getting screwed in the confessional booth. I'm blaming Rilee for that one.]]

((No! Not Shannon, he looks like my dad apparently so shhhhh! How old is Shannon anyho?
Annnnnd that was a nice dream! I neverr have dreams like that :( Haha -Eats doritos-))

[[36, I think. I know he's older than Jared.]]

((LOL He is only like 2 years younger than my dad. LOL!))

Brian wrote:

Brandan wrote:

Brian wrote:

Matt wrote:

Brian wrote:

Matt wrote:

Brian wrote:

Matt wrote:

Brian wrote:

[[Dude, WTF is my dad doing behind Syn in my siggy pic?]]

(( :suspect: Putting his hands on his forehead? What the cheese? <- New swear word))

[[LoL, I asked him and showed him the pic and he just said that he'd gone out drinking with him, haha. WHY DIDN'T HE BRING HIM BACK FOR ME?!]]

((Hmm? You dad met Synyster Gates? I'm so confused. -Eats doritos-))

[[My dad plays to my insane ramblings. The guy behind Syn looks like my dad so he's decided it is him and they went drinking.]]

((Ohhhhhh I was just like WTF :shock: :shock: ?!?!ONE!!!! He's in that pic behind Syn?
I getcha now.

Oh, and my little sister watched 30STM's Attack music vid.
She thinks Shannon looks like my dad :x
She thinks that Billy Joe from Green Day looks like my cousin SO MUCH in the old days.
Thankgod I dont like Shannon or Billy that much. Haha.))

[[Shannon's a sexy fucker. I'll behave. Haha. Bastard invaded my dreams last night. Syn and Matt had screwed and Syn felt guilty so he went to Fr. Leto to confess his sins and ended up getting screwed in the confessional booth. I'm blaming Rilee for that one.]]

((My mum likes Shannon Leto. She also likes Syn....OMG Vanessa is my mother!!!!!!! :shock: ))

[[Your twin and your mother?! I do not want to know how that worked... then again, I think I saw a documentary on Channel 4 one time...]]

(( :suspect: LOL. You wanna be my dad too? You just gotta look like a terrorist.haha.))

Matt wrote:

((I have no online twins or mothers :( LOL I feel so left out. Haha))

((Not true. Paz is our mother hen.))

Zacky wrote:

Matt wrote:

((I have no online twins or mothers :( LOL I feel so left out. Haha))

((Not true. Paz is our mother hen.))

((True. Even though I havent seen/talked to her since leavers assembly =/))

Brian wrote:

Zacky wrote:

:oops:
Erm, ok.
-rolls condom onto dildo-
Like that?
-looks up at Brian-

Stop. Imagining. The. Dildo. Is. You.
*smiles wickedly*
Mmm, perfect. You're a pro, Zacky.
That'll come in handy.
*wiggles eyebrows*

-smiles at-
Thanks.
-bites inside of cheek-
-rolls condom off and paces dildo to next person-

Brian wrote:

Zacky wrote:

(( :suspect: LOL. You wanna be my dad too? You just gotta look like a terrorist.haha.))

[[*grows beard*
TA-DAH!]]

((Wooot!))

Brian wrote:

*watches Zacky, ignoring rest of class*
*smiles happily*
*hears bell go*
*snaps out of trance*
Um, right, kids I'm guessing your homework is to revise for this exam and uh... have safe sex? I dunno. Just fuck off.

-laughs softly at Brian-
-stands up from seat and grabs bag from floor-
-puts bag on and looks at Brian-
You did well teaching...that today.
It's nice to see you not sleeping.
-smirks-

((SHIT! First I spilt a tiny bit of coke on this laptop then i carried it downstairs and it got caught and the }/] key fell out. And this is a laptop so eeeek!))