RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

Matt wrote:: -Cracks up at Brian-
-Turns to-
-Shakes head-
-Looks back at Zacky-
Yeah, I thought you two would get along.
-Smiles-
-See's rest of class pour in-
-Turns to Brian-
-Whispers-
I actually have nothing planned for this class. What you thinking? Q&A again or something else?

*doesn't take eyes off Zacky*
Trust me, Matt, Q&A is definitely not what I'm thinking right now.
He's doing it on purpose, isn't he?
*tears eyes away*
There's got to be some kind of rule against it, "You must not make the schoolteachers horny" or something.
*turns back*
But, uh, yeah, class... Q&A... cool...

-sucks on lolly-
-pulls from mouth and leaves trace of salvia from lolly to mouth-
Opps.
-licks at lips-
-pops lolly back in mouth-
-sucks-
-looks around classroom-

-Grins-
He did do it on purpose.
And it seems to be working.
And if you don't wanna let everyone know about the whole you and Zacky thing, I think staring at him and drooling might be a giveaway.
-Hits playfully-
-Looks at class-
-Says to class-
Okay everyone, just another simple Q&A today. The school board believes that with topics such as this one rather than teaching you what you need to know, asking questions about what you want to know and what you don't know would be more benefiting for you.
Okay I just made that up, but whatever...
So... ask away once more. Same topic and subject as yesterday...

No eating in class, Baker...

Tis a rule, but should I enforce it or just watch Brian squirm?

-Crosses arm and smiles smugly-

I think I will just watch him squirm....

I'm trying not to but he's just being so... *watches lolly display*
*licks lips*
*tears eyes away as Matt begins speaking*
*shifts uncomfortable*
*grabs jacket from desk*
*covers lap*
If Zacky asks anything suggestive, I will not be responsible for my actions...

God this class is just gonna be entertaining just watching them two.
-Tries to hide laugh-

-licks lolly juice from lip rings-
-runs teeth over lolly and twists lolly stick-
-laps at lolly-
No eating in class but hey, Mr Sanders is cool.
-closes eyes and licks more-

-Looks around class-
Where's Frank? Don't tell me he is skipping...
-Rolls eyes-
I guess this'll just have to be something I'll need to teach him in the personal tutorlage. Haha. He wants to pass this class too...

-Puts hand up-
Mr Haner, Mr Sanders, if two guys had sex, is there any way one could get pregnant? Like a guy get pregnant? Is that possible?
-Bites lip-
They do not wanna know why I am asking this...

Zacky wrote:: -licks lolly juice from lip rings-
-runs teeth over lolly and twists lolly stick-
-laps at lolly-
No eating in class but hey, Mr Sanders is cool.
-closes eyes and licks more-

*turns back to Zacky*
*bites lip*
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you...
*hunches over*
Why the fuck isn't Matt stopping this?! Does he want me to jump the kid right here in front of everyone?!

Joel wrote:: -Puts hand up-
Mr Haner, Mr Sanders, if two guys had sex, is there any way one could get pregnant? Like a guy get pregnant? Is that possible?
-Bites lip-
They do not wanna know why I am asking this...

Answer the question. Stop looking at the green-eyed harpy...
*tears eyes away*
*clears throat*
Uhh... there have been some cases but it is very rare.
You should probably get your brother a test though.
*smirks*

-Shakes head at Brian-
-Whispers-
Come on dude, self control.
Want me to do something about him? Nothing I can do though, I could take his sexy clothes off, but that'll make it worse, huh?
-Laughs-
-Turns to Joel-
-Cracks up at Brians comment-
Yeah, it has happened before, but yeah, like Mr Haner said, very rarely.

-Blushes-
Fuck you!
But really? A guy can get pregnant? How does that work? I thought it was... impossible.

Brian wrote:

Joel wrote:: -Puts hand up-
Mr Haner, Mr Sanders, if two guys had sex, is there any way one could get pregnant? Like a guy get pregnant? Is that possible?
-Bites lip-
They do not wanna know why I am asking this...

Answer the question. Stop looking at the green-eyed harpy...
*tears eyes away*
*clears throat*
Uhh... there have been some cases but it is very rare.
You should probably get your brother a test though.
*smirks*

-laughs softly-
You got a question to make some of these guys squirm?
I have...
-smirks-
-takes out lolly with a pop-
-raises hand-
Sir, is it possible for a guy to orgasm without even having his penis touched?
-smirks-

Matt wrote:: -Shakes head at Brian-
-Whispers-
Come on dude, self control.
Want me to do something about him? Nothing I can do though, I could take his sexy clothes off, but that'll make it worse, huh?
-Laughs-
-Turns to Joel-
-Cracks up at Brians comment-
Yeah, it has happened before, but yeah, like Mr Haner said, very rarely.

*whisper-yells*
Nothing you can do? HEL-LO?! LOLLY!!!
It's not like he's going to pass out from lack of sugar or something!

-Sighs-
But it's so fun to see you squirm.
But okay.
-Turns to Zacky-
Zacky, no eating in class.
And...
-Smirks-
Mr Haner, would you like to answer this one?
-Walks towards Zacky and holds out hand for lolly-

Joel wrote:: -Blushes-
Fuck you!
But really? A guy can get pregnant? How does that work? I thought it was... impossible.

No-one really knows how it happens.
[[Coz it's never been explained in fics.]]
It's something to do with the amount of oestrogen in the guys body or something. In other words, only the gayest of the gay get pregnant.

((Chloe kinda explained it to meh once...))

-Smirks-
Like Zacky then, you mean?
-Turns to Zacky-
Are you pregnant then, Baker? Does that explain your weight?
-Cracks up and high fives Benji-
Who's the father then?

For that, I'm going to screw him and not let you watch.
*sticks tongue out*
*turns to Zacky*
It's possible, it depends on how strongly stimulated the man is. It doesn't happen too much though, so I wouldn't worry about it.
*smirks*
I however am, especially as these trousers are fucking black.

Joel wrote:: ((Chloe kinda explained it to meh once...))

-Smirks-
Like Zacky then, you mean?
-Turns to Zacky-
Are you pregnant then, Baker? Does that explain your weight?
-Cracks up and high fives Benji-
Who's the father then?

-hands lolly to Mr Sanders-
-crosses arms-
If I was pregnant Joel, I wouldn't know who the father was.
Guys just fall over me.
-smirks-
You are so full of yourself, it's actually quite funny.

Joel wrote:: ((Chloe kinda explained it to meh once...))

-Smirks-
Like Zacky then, you mean?
-Turns to Zacky-
Are you pregnant then, Baker? Does that explain your weight?
-Cracks up and high fives Benji-
Who's the father then?

Nah, Zacky's not pregnant. He's got none of the noticeable symptoms.
*counts off on fingers*
Aggression, breaking out, extreme denial...

-Takes lolly-
-Walks passes Zacky-
-Pretends to drop pen and bend down to pick it up-
-Whispers in Zacky's ear-
It's working.
-Stands back up and nods towards Mr Haner-
-Grins and walks to side of class and puts lolly in bin-
Anymore questions anyone?

-Looks at Mr Haner-
What? Really? Those are the symptoms for male pregnancy?
-Looks over to Benji-
-Looks back to Mr Haner-
-Regains self-
So how would you know if Zacky was pregnant anyway.
-Leans back on chair-
What are you, his mother or something?

Matt wrote:: -Takes lolly-
-Walks passes Zacky-
-Pretends to drop pen and bend down to pick it up-
-Whispers in Zacky's ear-
It's working.
-Stands back up and nods towards Mr Haner-
-Grins and walks to side of class and puts lolly in bin-
Anymore questions anyone?

He's in on it, bastard! Right, payback time...
*raises hand*
Yeah, I've got one Mr. Sanders.
Seeing as I have no clue about women and straight sex... please, do enlighten me.
How do a guy and girl actually do it?
*smirks*

Joel wrote:: -Looks at Mr Haner-
What? Really? Those are the symptoms for male pregnancy?
-Looks over to Benji-
-Looks back to Mr Haner-
-Regains self-
So how would you know if Zacky was pregnant anyway.
-Leans back on chair-
What are you, his mother or something?

Nope, it's just noticeable.
I mean, if I didn't know that Benji was straight as they come, I'd suspect that he was expecting.
*smiles*

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