RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

-at breaktime-
-sits alone at bench-
-picks at muffin-
-sighs-
Is break over yet?...

[[Zee's siggy just made me awww outloud!]]

*wanders schoolyard, coffee in hand*
Hart, I know men are hard to resist but try not to grope Shaddix in public.
*walks a little further*
Sullivan, no drugs in the schoolyard.
*mumbles under breath*
Unless you're willing to share.

-hears Mr Haner's voice-
Oh God...
-lowers head down further-
-picks more at muffin-
I don't even know why I brought this, I'm not even hungry...
-gets up to throw muffin away-

Quote :: Pete Wentz
-See's Zacky leaving bag-
-Runs over to bench and steals-
-Runs back to friends and opens-
-Looks inside-
HOLY SHIT!

-turns back to bench-
-looks around-
Shit, where's my bag?

*sees Pete and friends*
Great, them again.
*approaches*
What's so funny, Wentz?

Brian wrote:: *sees Pete and friends*
Great, them again.
*approaches*
What's so funny, Wentz?

Quote :: Mr Haner, Zack has gay porn in his bag! That disgusting! Shouldn't there be a rule about bringing porn to school?
-Hands Zacky's bag to Mr Haner disgustedly-

Where the fuck is my bag?
-looks up and sees Pete and friends-
Oh God, them lot...
:suspect:
...with Mr Haner?
SHIT, HE'S GOT MY BAG!!!

*peers at porn*
*smiles*
Why didn't we have this kinda stuff when I was growing up?
*shuts bag*
There's no rule against it. Besides, don't think I haven't seen the lesbian porn you kids take behind the bushes. That's gay porn too. Discriminate against one, discriminate against it all.
And there is a rule against taking other students property which you just did, so really I should be punishing you.

Quote :: -Blinks at Mr Haner-
-Turns to see Zacky standing wide eyed-
What the fuck are you staring at?!
-Sighs-
-Looks at friends-
Come on guys.
-Leaves with friends-

-stands and shuffles on feet-
:oops:

*hands Zacky the bag*
You might want to be a little more careful bringing that with you.
You know what these kids are like, you don't want to give them any reason to give you more shit than they already do.
At least hide it a bit better.
*laughs*

Brian wrote:: *hands Zacky the bag*
You might want to be a little more careful bringing that with you.
You know what these kids are like, you don't want to give them any reason to give you more shit than they already do.
At least hide it a bit better.
*laughs*

-takes bag back-
Thank you Mr Haner.
-smiles weakly-
I don't know what I have done to deserve all this.
-looks down sadly-
-shuffles on feet-
-kicks at imaginary stones on the floor-

Kids are cruel, Zacky. They see a kid who's different to them and they automatically decide he's a bad person. I've got a lot of respect for you, y'know. I'd never have had the guts to come out while I was in school.

Brian wrote:: Kids are cruel, Zacky. They see a kid who's different to them and they automatically decide he's a bad person. I've got a lot of respect for you, y'know. I'd never have had the guts to come out while I was in school.

Thank you Mr Haner.
:oops:
But, I technically haven't come out.
People just assumed I was gay and...well yeah, they all found out.
...
You're...you're gay too?

Ah I see.
Well either way, at least you're not hiding it. :)
And pft, do you really think a straight man would have hair this great?
*laughs*

Brian wrote:: Ah I see.
Well either way, at least you're not hiding it. :)
And pft, do you really think a straight man would have hair this great?
*laughs*

-laughs-
Yeah, I guess you do have nice hair.
-fiddles with of OWN strand of hair-

((SORRY!))

*smiles*
Just don't tell Ms. Peterson, she's been feeding me for weeks coz she thinks she'll get something out of it. I've never eaten better in my life.
*laughs*
You should go find some of your friends, you don't want to be seen with me at break.
*shifty eyes*
They'll get suspicious.

-smiles-
Well, you're like The love of my life my favourite teacher so...
-shrugs-
And, it's not like I have any friends.

[[I keep awwing at Zacky.]]

Aw, thanks Zack.
You don't have any friends? At all?
I find that hard to believe, I mean you're a nice enough kid and you're not the only gay kid on campus. Surely there's at least one person who wants to be your friend.

No.
I'm a loner, always have being.
-smiles weakly-

((Jo is saying in a little kid voice, this is what she wants ZAcky to say.
"Waaa, Will you be my friend Mr Haner. I'm so alone, will you come to my sleepovers, we can have a tea party and dress up and have pillow fights. Mr Haner, I'm so alone, will you be my friend? We can dress up my teddy bears, we could even dress up as girls, and wear make up my mummy has some. Thank you Mr Haner.))

Hm, you're even more like me than I thought. Except I always had Mr. Sanders around. Which didn't really make much of a difference.
*laughs*
Well it just gives you more time to focus on your music, you'll be up there in a few years drinking and partying with all the hot guys you could want while all these idiots, *gestures to Pete's friends* will be cleaning floors in McDonalds.

((Says in Jo's Zacky's baby voice: Mr Haner can you blow me in the locker room? Please? I'll pay you all the money I have in my piggy bank.
))

Zacky wrote:: ((Says in Jo's Zacky's baby voice: Mr Haner can you blow me in the locker room? Please? I'll pay you all the money I have in my piggy bank.
))

[[LoL, just reminds me of one of my friends, a tequila drinking game and Nip/Tuck... oh that was fun. "I would pay eeeeeeeeeeeeeeverything I had if he would fuuuuuck meeeee!!!!"]]

Brian wrote:: Hm, you're even more like me than I thought. Except I always had Mr. Sanders around. Which didn't really make much of a difference.
*laughs*
Well it just gives you more time to focus on your music, you'll be up there in a few years drinking and partying with all the hot guys you could want while all these idiots, *gestures to Pete's friends* will be cleaning floors in McDonalds.

Mr Sanders is cool.
((Mr Sanders can join in the locker room fun too. I'll pay him with money I have saved for my Barbies...(Have a wild guess who's writing this. LOL.)))
I gotta get to class now Mr Haner.
I've wanted to ask him for ages. Now seems like a better time than any...
Mr Haner... What's your first name? I just.... yeah....
-Shrugs-

Mr. Sanders is fine unless he's chasing everything in a skirt. Especially when the creature in a skirt is a man. *zips lips* I've said too much.
*smiles*
Well I suppose it's only fair you know mine, I mean I know yours. It's Brian. :)
You better get to class then.

Thankyou Mr Han...Brian...
Brian? Yay, I now have a name that I can say when I am jacking off to him...
Wait...Mr Sanders is gay aswell? Wow... That makes me kinda happy...
-Shakes hands in air-
No, no not cos I like him or anything... just like, I'm not the only gay guy here....
-Smiles-
Well, I gotta go... Uhh... bye!
-Walks away waving-

You're definitely not the only gay guy here.
*laughs*
*waves after*
*discreetly admires retreating form*
Fuck, if I was a few years younger...

((Just so you know the voice I mean, I was nice enough to record it. http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=4opyzhd Mooharahrahrahr))

-Walks away from Mr Haner-
Hmm... what's my next class?
-Looks at new timetable for new year-
Oooh English...
-Begins to walk to class-

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