RP//: Matt sunk my battleship

Fuck yes Jepha.
-Glares at Zacky-

*pulls out tape recorder*

Quote :

Oh. I can't wait to see this... :roll:

Oh it isnt see, Zacky, it is hear

Still don't think there is much point. I mean, Zacky will find a way to worm himself out of it.
Again.
:roll:

Even better, can't wait to hear you disguising my voice Matt.

Haha.
Oh god, i wish i was disgusing my voice and pretending to be you Zacky.
Okay, let's see you worm your way out of this, as usual.
Dude, you could get away with murder with your skills.
You told me about this when we were kids anyway Zacky. How one of your talents was getting away with anything.
-Shakes head-
-Waits for you to deny it and get your own way-

Let's hear that tape then Matt.

:roll:
-Looks at Jepha-

-looks at Jepha-
Well...I'm waiting...

Come on Jepha!!!
:cyclops:

-crosses legs-
-sighs-
-picks nail polish off nails-

:bball:

Matt wrote:

:bball:

((Join's Matt playing basketball. Haha.))

Syn wrote:

*yawns*
I'm going to get a drink... anyone want anything?

Oh, can I have some cookie dough! Thats like my craving at the moment.
:twisted:

Fuck you two!

{{Sorry, Emma poofed, she will be back}}

zacky man, i cant believe you actually got me to do this...
*presses play button*

zacky's voice: hey man
jeph's voice: hey, anyone know your here?
zacky's voice: no, they think i'm at some mother baby thing
jeph's voice: okay...you got the money?
zacky's voice:yeh, are you really going to do this? i mean, you dont even know what it is yet!
jeph's voice: yeh just give me the fucking money man! i'm running out of weed! i need that fucking money!
zacky's voice: alright calm down, here's your fucking money *hands over bag*
jeph's voice: okay, so what's the catch. what do you want? like a bj or something?...drugs? i'll hook you up man, what ever...
zacky's voice: no, i dont take drugs you ass!..no there's something that needs taking care of...or someone...
jepha's voice: what? what do you mean? you want me to kill someone?! dude! i'm not that stoned!
zacky's voice: okay fine. give me back my money then
jepha's voice: but...i need it...damn...who is it?
zacky's voice: matt and syn's baby
jepha's voice: what? but its not even born yet!
zacky's voice: i dont care. get rid of it. that thing is getting syn all tied up in his feelings for that whore and i dont like it. just fucking take care of it.
jepha's voice: how do you kill a fucking baby dude?!
zacky's voice: use your imagination.. stab it, shoot it, fucking poison the god damn thing, just get rid of it!
jepha's voice: man! i cant poison it! that will kill matt too!
zacky's voice: hey, you gotta do what you gotta do, right? anyway. do it and i'll pay you the other half of the money. okay?
jepha's voice: how long do i have?
zacky's voice: before it is born would be ideal dumbass! i cant have syn canceling on me to go and be with that son of a bitch in labour! ...do we have a deal?
jepha's voice: ..
zacky's voice: jeph?!
jepha's voice: ...fine, i'll kill the fucking baby but you better pay up right fucking after or i'll kill yours too!
zacky's voice: whatever you say smackhead!*walks away*

-looks at Matt-
What?
I'm pregnant, I'm having a craving.
So shut up!

{{ :bball: < Matt likes playing with balls one handed.
Moohaa!!!}}

love-for-bryar wrote:

zacky man, i cant believe you actually got me to do this...
*presses play button*

zacky's voice: hey man
jeph's voice: hey, anyone know your here?
zacky's voice: no, they think i'm at some mother baby thing
jeph's voice: okay...you got the money?
zacky's voice:yeh, are you really going to do this? i mean, you dont even know what it is yet!
jeph's voice: yeh just give me the fucking money man! i'm running out of weed! i need that fucking money!
zacky's voice: alright calm down, here's your fucking money *hands over bag*
jeph's voice: okay, so what's the catch. what do you want? like a bj or something?...drugs? i'll hook you up man, what ever...
zacky's voice: no, i dont take drugs you ass!..no there's something that needs taking care of...or someone...
jepha's voice: what? what do you mean? you want me to kill someone?! dude! i'm not that stoned!
zacky's voice: okay fine. give me back my money then
jepha's voice: but...i need it...damn...who is it?
zacky's voice: matt and syn's baby
jepha's voice: what? but its not even born yet!
zacky's voice: i dont care. get rid of it. that thing is getting syn all tied up in his feelings for that whore and i dont like it. just fucking take care of it.
jepha's voice: how do you kill a fucking baby dude?!
zacky's voice: use your imagination.. stab it, shoot it, fucking poison the god damn thing, just get rid of it!
jepha's voice: man! i cant poison it! that will kill matt too!
zacky's voice: hey, you gotta do what you gotta do, right? anyway. do it and i'll pay you the other half of the money. okay?
jepha's voice: how long do i have?
zacky's voice: before it is born would be ideal dumbass! i cant have syn canceling on me to go and be with that son of a bitch in labour! ...do we have a deal?
jepha's voice: ..
zacky's voice: jeph?!
jepha's voice: ...fine, i'll kill the fucking baby but you better pay up right fucking after or i'll kill yours too!
zacky's voice: whatever you say smackhead!*walks away*

:affraid:

{{i'm sorry but i isnt the easiest thing to writein 2 minutes! lol }}

-Waits for lies from Zacky-

...Thats not me you ass!
Thats Mick...
Oh my God Mick...no he wouldn't.
He wouldn't...