RP//: Matt sunk my battleship

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:13 am

Because I'd kill to see you being all hormonal womany and bitching about everything.
~~More than usual.~~

*puts on Matt voice* "MY FUCKING ANKLES ARE SWOLLEN! MY BREASTS ARE SORE! I'M NAUSEOUS! I WANT TO GET LAID BUT I CAN'T FUCKING MOVE!"

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:15 am

-Glares-
I AM NOT FUCKING PREGNANT!!! NOR WILL I EVER BE!!! I AM ALWAYS CAREFUL!!!!! (ahem)

Oh, and by the way Zacky.
I noticed that when you and Syn did it you used a condom.
You always use them.
You didnt mention anything about it splitting...

You sure it's Syn's baby? Not Mick's or someone elses?

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:15 am

Syn wrote:: Because I'd kill to see you being all hormonal womany and bitching about everything.
~~More than usual.~~

*puts on Matt voice* "MY FUCKING ANKLES ARE SWOLLEN! MY BREASTS ARE SORE! I'M NAUSEOUS! I WANT TO GET LAID BUT I CAN'T FUCKING MOVE!"

Haha.
Now I think about it.
I have had a pretty good pregnancy.
I haven't had morning sickness.
My boobs,erm...are bigger. Not sure if thats a good thing.
And I'm horny as fuck.
-jumps in Syn's arms for dramatic effect-
Ta da!

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:16 am

Zacky you are one weird boy.

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:17 am

Matt wrote:: -Glares-
I AM NOT FUCKING PREGNANT!!! NOR WILL I EVER BE!!! I AM ALWAYS CAREFUL!!!!! (ahem)

Oh, and by the way Zacky.
I noticed that when you and Syn did it you used a condom.
You always use them.
You didnt mention anything about it splitting...

You sure it's Syn's baby? Not Mick's or someone elses?

I'm sure as hell that it's Syn's.
Mick erm...Mick has a slight STI so...so we made sure he wore like three condoms.
He's gonna kill me for telling you that but....
Yeah.
So, no it is not anyone elses.
I can't believe that you seriously asked me that.

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:18 am

Hey I am sorry Zacky, I was just confirming it all.
And I promise I wont mention anything to Mick.
And strange, i never get STI's.
Who did Mick do it with to get it?
BERT?!
Gerard?!

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:19 am

Matt wrote:: Hey I am sorry Zacky, I was just confirming it all.
And I promise I wont mention anything to Mick.
And strange, i never get STI's.
Who did Mick do it with to get it?
BERT?!
Gerard?!

Erm...
James.

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:19 am

*glares at Matt*
I can't believe you would even say that.
And you know what? Even if these girls weren't mine, I'd be a good dad to them.

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:19 am

Zacky wrote:

Matt wrote:: Hey I am sorry Zacky, I was just confirming it all.
And I promise I wont mention anything to Mick.
And strange, i never get STI's.
Who did Mick do it with to get it?
BERT?!
Gerard?!

Erm...
James.

james? wot james mcclain?! lmao!

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:20 am

Syn wrote:: *glares at Matt*
I can't believe you would even say that.
And you know what? Even if these girls weren't mine, I'd be a good dad to them.

-smiles-
You'll be a great dad.
-hold hand and sqeezes-

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:20 am

love-for-bryar wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Matt wrote:: Hey I am sorry Zacky, I was just confirming it all.
And I promise I wont mention anything to Mick.
And strange, i never get STI's.
Who did Mick do it with to get it?
BERT?!
Gerard?!

Erm...
James.

james? wot james mcclain?! lmao!

James Hart.

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:21 am

haha! but still...mCclain!...would be pretty funneh!

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:21 am

-Backs away-
Cool down dudes, I was only asking.

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:21 am

:alien:

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:22 am

love-for-bryar wrote:: haha! but still...mCclain!...would be pretty funneh!

((I don't even wanna think about it
-shudders-))

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:22 am

Matt wrote:: -Backs away-
Cool down dudes, I was only asking.

*whispers*
i think they are trying to cover something up... :silent:

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:22 am

Zacky wrote:

Syn wrote:: *glares at Matt*
I can't believe you would even say that.
And you know what? Even if these girls weren't mine, I'd be a good dad to them.

-smiles-
You'll be a great dad.
-hold hand and sqeezes-

So will you. :)
Although I can't help but feel I'm going to spoil them a little bit. Them being my first kids and all. Making up for everything my dad put me through. When I start buying them cars for their 3rd birthday, that's when you have to take away my credit cards. Heehee.

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:23 am

I would be one of the worst dads ever.
So would Jepha.
No offence dude.
Jimmeh "Ate" Your virginity apparently.

You are a weird one.

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:24 am

Syn wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Syn wrote:: *glares at Matt*
I can't believe you would even say that.
And you know what? Even if these girls weren't mine, I'd be a good dad to them.

-smiles-
You'll be a great dad.
-hold hand and sqeezes-

So will you. :)
Although I can't help but feel I'm going to spoil them a little bit. Them being my first kids and all. Making up for everything my dad put me through. When I start buying them cars for their 3rd birthday, that's when you have to take away my credit cards. Heehee.

Haha.
You can spoil them with pretty dresses and awesome toys that I know what I will come home to you playing with too. heehee

Oh, we have to think of some more names, since we have two to name now.

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:26 am

I say

Mattia
And...
Mattena

:D

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:27 am

Zacky wrote:

Syn wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Syn wrote:: *glares at Matt*
I can't believe you would even say that.
And you know what? Even if these girls weren't mine, I'd be a good dad to them.

-smiles-
You'll be a great dad.
-hold hand and sqeezes-

So will you. :)
Although I can't help but feel I'm going to spoil them a little bit. Them being my first kids and all. Making up for everything my dad put me through. When I start buying them cars for their 3rd birthday, that's when you have to take away my credit cards. Heehee.

Haha.
You can spoil them with pretty dresses and awesome toys that I know what I will come home to you playing with too. heehee

Oh, we have to think of some more names, since we have two to name now.

OMG! We have to go on a toy shopping trip. We'll end up buying the whole store. Heh.
Zina and Brianetta.

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:28 am

no i think jephina and jephamia sounds better! :tongue:

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:29 am

I like the name Meliane.
:D

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:31 am

((Syn. On the DVD, there is a clip of Syn blowing into a breathlizer. I am making screencaps. I will post them all on here when i am done.))

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:32 am

Hahahaa Jeph.

How is Quinn, btw? Did you break up?

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